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[FizzyImp 1,838]

 

 

Edited February 25, 2013 by Crazy Jay

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Oh my fucking god.
I can't.
I just can't anymore.
I just spat EVERYWHERE.

 

[Gone for good 1,593]

someone wrote a fanfiction about bababa!

 

A legacy.

 

Unknown to many.

 

A world in distress. The economy falls. People rebel. Crimes accumulate. No one can ever conceptualize 

 

the idea beyond sustaining ourselves. Our troubles are propagated, overwhelming what it means to be 

 

free. To be happy. To be...human.

 

 

---

 

Ever since the Ultomian Relapse of 2047, the world has become one of perfection. Utter perfection 

 

beyond possible recognition. Population density is an upmost, considering the world population is now 

 

over 200 billion. Every city, every governmental lead nation, is designed to be completely orderly. 

 

Every road, every building, equal. Designed to be resistant to imperfection and loss of people.

 

Happiness is not a choice. Happiness is a factor, an insignificant statistic, obsolete centuries ago.

 

The world existed. And existed. Even the leaders themselves no longer knew what to do anymore, becoming 

 

the very tactic they used against others to become supremist. Everything was perfect, none needed to be 

 

done.

 

Until...a dot. A light. A particular spark in the resonance of the atmospheric dust that the cities lay 

 

in. Most were blind to it. Some people, however, began to realize of its presence. And grew within it. 

 

And became it.

 

For the first time in over 500 years, people began to realize that something was wrong.

 

---

 

It began quite small. A tiny riot of 50 people. It was soon controlled, and the people involved were 

 

soon executed. However, this began to inspire people. It opened people's eyes.

 

That minniscule riot became 100 people. 500 people. A thousand. Ten thousand. A million.

 

Before you know it, before the first bullet of the first riot could ever have a chance of ending one's 

 

life, it was here.

 

The Great Rebellion of 2572.

 

---

 

People were running.

 

Screams ringing through the streets.

 

Innocents, even ones oblivious to deciding to be on the Rebels or the Star, were slaughtered in the 

 

sake of regaining control of the nation they fabricated.

 

The entire government had aligned an immense retalliation against the Rebellion, with millions of 

 

soldiers incorporated within a single town.

 

It was chaos.

 

The world was tossed into a rotting fleshstain of posion, torn into pieces, and fed to its own self.

 

No one could save it.

 

No one could end it.

 

Except one man.

 

One man, an unknown figure laying in the dark, an innocent oblivious to the horror that bestowed around 

 

him, a teenager, a hungry, hungry teenager.

 

Lord BaBaBa.

 

---

 

With his own power and might, he made his way to the Capital, a now war driven battlefield, slain by 

 

the Rebels.

 

It took him months, if not years, to even reach it. When he did, he slowly advanced towards the center 

 

of the city, towards the Megaopolis Tower, the largest man-made structure ever created, over 5 miles 

 

high.

 

Agitatingly, he climbed, step by step, up the behemoth monster, his hands clanging to the cold steel 

 

structure.

 

He kept at it, passing the cloud cover, as he coughed and hacked past the smog that was once a 

 

perfectly clean filterized atmosphere.

 

It was there. Lord BaBaBa could see it. The final collumn, stemming outward from the framework. He 

 

climbed up the thin, shawny metal wire.

 

It felt like ages, but he finally reached the top.

 

From there, he got out a small laptop computer. With a click of a switch from an unnamed application, 

 

he gained acess to the world's telivised network.

 

Telivisions were abandoned by the people; due to the Rebellion, the government had no need to control 

 

entertainment factors, but rather brute force against its own inhabitants.

 

Because of such, it presented a shock to many that they were getting a signal. Perhaps the government 

 

had resigned, given up peace and safety.

 

Instead, they saw something even better.

 

Something revolutionary.

 

Glorious.

 

LordBababa attached the networking device to his webcam, presenting a live view of himself.

 

From then, he grabbed a hamburger from his pocket.

 

And began to chew.

 

And chew.

 

And chew.

 

 

The whole world was in statis of such a sight. Not a single human being living at the time had ever 

 

seen such an inspirational sight, a vision, an expirience, that caused the people to regaurd their own 

 

definition of their own self and their purpose of living amonsgt others.

 

Soon, an electrical shock from the pure emotional and phycological power that resided within the 

 

billions and billions of people, formulating a connection between every single atom on planet Earth.

 

The eletrical shock began to grow in mass, and soon collapsed onto itself. From it created a 

 

supermassive black hole. Sucking up the solar system, it augmented and became more complex, sprouting 

 

wormholes throughout the dimensionairy force field, begining to consume the universe.

 

It grew. It kept growing. Until the omniversial complex residary couldn't take the pure physical stress 

 

from recopulating such an immense tumorous mass.

 

Soon, the omniverse released a pompeous gaseous mix, known to us humans today as the Universe.

 

From then on, gasses expanded, creatings stars, planets, including our own.

 

As life began to form, as life began to evlolve, the existance of our human species was born.

 

 

 

The year is 2013. I am presenting this story to you all, as a piece of knowledge, as a forewarning tale 

 

of advice, and a refactory encouragement that heros, Legends, such as that of the All Knowing Lord 

 

BaBaBa, may as well exist in this world.

 

My friends, take this knowledge and spread it across the world. Do not let a single man, woman, or 

 

child live without forebearing this enlightenment, for our people would die without it. Let this world 

 

reside in its beauty, its imperfectness, as a charm, a freedom that we contain within each and every 

 

single one of us.

 

Finally, my friends, know that we must all live like Lord BaBaBa, know that we must reside in His 

 

knowing, for the people live within it. As humans, we all have the role of helping one another out. The 

 

only way that we can fulfill our proliminary role as human beings is that we understand what it's like 

 

to be free, what it's like to be happy...

 

...and most of all, what it's like to be human.

 

If you're reading this on this forum thank you mashu!

 

Also how goes your guyses night? I'm animating this video where a guy commits suicide via flushing himself down the toilet and it's a pain in the...

[Bunni 1,075]

 

Oh my fucking god.

I can't.

I just can't anymore.

I just spat EVERYWHERE.

 

 

That thing kid would probably like this kid alot.

 

 

 

Edited February 25, 2013 by Riven

[Moon Rat 4,772]

here, have an image dump of me right now...

 

 

yeah, I think you get the idea

 

 

 

 

anyhoo,

have another image dump...

 

 

 

 

because Luna is awesome :3

 

[FizzyImp 1,838]

Oh my fucking god.

I can't.

I just can't anymore.

I just spat EVERYWHERE.

 

 

 

 

Edited February 25, 2013 by Crazy Jay

[Bunni 1,075]

here, have an image dump of me right now...

 

 

yeah, I think you get the idea

 

 

 

 

anyhoo,

have another image dump...

 

 

 

 

because Luna is awesome :3

 

 

Need any help?

 

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Need any help?

 

*snip*

 

eh...

I just don't know what I want to do right now...

[Bunni 1,075]

eh...

I just don't know what I want to do right now...

 

I don't bite :c...

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

Need any help?

 

I AM a watcher

[Motion Spark 7,807]

Oh my fucking god.

I can't.

I just can't anymore.

I just spat EVERYWHERE.

 

shit 

 

damn you starshine, always confusing us! 

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

shit 

 

damn you starshine, always confusing us! 

 

I'm not starshine 

[Motion Spark 7,807]

I'm not starshine 

I know I was too lazy to separate the texts XD

[be my waifu 2,842]

Was visiting my parents yesterday, I found out that they still have the old plush that me and my sister once played pretend house with. Almost teared up at the sight of it.

 

How is that a bad thing?

 

Sounds crazy nostalgic.

 

And I never said it was.

 

On a totally unrelated note... Let's say some magical genius gives you a button that will restart your entire life, you will re-live your life from the age of 5, your knowledge and everything you ever know still intact, but in a different gender. Would you press it?

 

I would have to deeply consider this.

 

Hm, now what if the button will have you transported into a filly/colt body in Equestria?

 

I would be more inclined to do this, but still not sure.

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

I don't bite :c...

 

[Moon Rat 4,772]

okay, so here's my situation...

 

 

I am hyper as buck yet I have the biggest bucking migraine ever

 

 

i really dislike having this feeling

*snip*

 

sounds like normal Rarity blabber right there *runs the fuck outta dodge, looney tunes style*

[Bunni 1,075]

 

 

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

I'z not rr girl pony

[Zoop 8,384]

I'm not starshine 

 

How do I know that you're not lying?

 

Liar.

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

How do I know that you're not lying?

 

Liar.

 

Celestia is best pony.

 

Starshine would never say that.

[Zoop 8,384]

Celestia is best pony.

 

Starshine would never say that.

 

Unless he was trying to trick everyone.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

Celestia is best pony

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Unless he was trying to trick everyone.

 

Fine.

 

Luna is awful.

Luna is ugly.

Luna is dumb.

Luna isn't cute.

Luna is horrible.

Luna is an even worse princess.

Luna is a terrible friend.

Luna is a terrible sister.

 

Luna is worst pony.

[Zoop 8,384]

Fine.

 

Luna is awful.

Luna is ugly.

Luna is dumb.

Luna isn't cute.

Luna is horrible.

Luna is an even worse princess.

Luna is a terrible friend.

Luna is a terrible sister.

 

Luna is worst pony.

 

Basically, you're extremely desperate to trick us, and will stop at nothing to achieve your goal.

 

Pathetic. Just give it up and confess everything.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

Fine.

 

Luna is awful.

Luna is ugly.

Luna is dumb.

Luna isn't cute.

Luna is horrible.

Luna is an even worse princess.

Luna is a terrible friend.

Luna is a terrible sister.

 

Luna is worst pony.

Edited February 25, 2013 by Princess_Molestia