General Chat Thread

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I don't think so. Unless you can tell me exactly why you don't want to marry me, we're going to get married!

um...

 

I, uh...

 

I'm married to celestia?

 

'Did she buy it?' *worried look*

 

NOOOOOO, CREEPY OLD PERSON IN A PICTURE, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Jeric 46,852]

MY WITNESSING IS WASTED!!!!

 

*depressed*

 

Not with the magic of databases and quotes. Your witness is like a stamp.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I think I was going to marry someone ... but I have no idea who. 0.0

MARRY WOONAGIGGLE

[Jeric 46,852]

 

NOOOOOO, CREEPY OLD PERSON IN A PICTURE, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

 

Would you rather this guy?

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

um... I, uh... I'm married to celestia? 'Did she buy it?' *worried look*

 Unless you tell me right now why you don't want to marry me, I'll mind control you into marrying me. 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Would you rather this guy?

 

DEAR FELDO NO

 

 

 Unless you tell me right now why you don't want to marry me, I'll mind control you into marrying me.

 

IM RUNNING AWAY!!! *flees*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Would you rather this guy?

 

Hey, isn't that the four flags guy!?

 

 

IM RUNNING AWAY!!! *flees*

Ugh... this always happens... 

[Ashen Pathfinder 16,161]

Not with the magic of databases and quotes. Your witness is like a stamp.

 

YOU GIVE ME HOPE SENSEI!!!

[Jeric 46,852]

MARRY WOONAGIGGLE

 

Otay. 

 

, do  you promise to love Woona as much as you love your crazy humor and not hold Woon's fashion sense against woona. Will you make sure your lucky shirt is washed every year during the great cleansing and will always have plenty of potato chips on hand. Will you love Woona for richer or poorer, as long as your credit limit stays high.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

*hides in house and peeks out window*

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Explain to me what the heck happened now.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Otay. 

 

, do  you promise to love Woona as much as you love your crazy humor and not hold Woon's fashion sense against woona. Will you make sure your lucky shirt is washed every day or cleansing and will always have plenty of potato chips on hand. Will you love Woona for richer or poorer, as long as your credit limit stays high.

SWEET IM FREE

Explain to me what the heck happened now.

FREEDOM HAPPENED

[Jeric 46,852]

*looks at randomness I typed* 

 

I do recall I lamented in my lack of writing skills today

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

I don't know myself. All I know is that I must have him!

Uh, fair enough i guess.

:grin2: You're so sweet.

Yes, I know.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

SWEET IM FREE

FREEDOM HAPPENED

 

I can only assume that an arrange marriage went weast.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Otay.    Stormgiggle, do  you promise to love Woona as much as you love your crazy humon and not hold Woon's fashion sense against woona. Will you make sure your lucky shirt is washed every day or cleansing and will always have plenty of potato chips on hand. Will you love Woona for richer or poorer, as long as your credit limit stays high.

Uhh... What?  

 

 

 

Explain to me what the heck happened now.

I don't know...

 

 

 

*hides in house and peeks out window*

  

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Uhh... What?  

 

 

I don't know...

 

 

 

don't give me that look!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

SWEET IM FREE

I don't think so. :okiedokielokie: 

 

 

 

*Mind controls Paradox*

 

Now that I have you under my complete control, you will tell me why you don't want to marry me!  :okiedokielokie:

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Uhh... What?

 

 

 

I don't know...

 

 

 

  

 

Alright, let's see if shipping still works here...

 

shipMe = (theParadox*stormgiggle)%woona;

// If you derps have a date, Woona will storm in, cut you in bits, and take what's left as a trophy.

[Jeric 46,852]

 

 

Uhh... What?

 

I take that as a yes.

 

Woona!  From this day forward, do you promise to declaw your poisonous drop bear Fluffy so that Stormgiggle is not killed or maimed (or scratched). WIll you always make sure the house is stocked with beef jerky and pringles, and forever laugh at Stormgiggles nonesense.  Will you love him for richer or poorer, so long as Fluffy gets gourmet bear food?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I take that as a yes.

 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I don't think so. :okiedokielokie: 

 

 

 

*Mind controls Paradox*

 

Now that I have you under my complete control, you will tell me why you don't want to marry me!  :okiedokielokie:

cuz I dun wanna!

I take that as a yes.

 

Woona!  From this day forward, do you promise to declaw your poisonous drop bear Fluffy so that Stormgiggle is not killed or maimed (or scratched). WIll you always make sure the house is stocked with beef jerky and pringles, and forever laugh at Stormgiggles nonesense.  Will you love him for richer or poorer, so long as Fluffy gets gourmet bear food?

HURRY FINISH IT

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

I do believe this shotgun wedding just went completely sour.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

 

HUSH IM ABOUT TO BE FREE

I do believe this shotgun wedding just went completely sour.

HAVN YOURE MY LAST HOPE SAVE ME

[Jeric 46,852]

 

I'm a mod. Your objections are duly noted and will feed my soul for centuries. 

 

Woona? Are you there?