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[Count Paradox 3,548]

Hmm... Maybe. But I want more then one option. Any other names?

Hmm... Maybe. But I want more then one option. Any other names?

I dunno! I can't think of any!

*Brings up the map of Equestria again* 

 

Hmm the best way to take over is to strike at it's heart. That would have been Canterlot. But now it seems it has two beating hearts. Twilight Sparkle becoming a princess has made things a little bit more complicated, but nothing I can't deal with. The Crystal Empire already belongs to me.... hmmm...

you're not leaving the house until we get things sorted out.

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

 

 

you're not leaving the house until we get things sorted out.

 

But daaaaaddd !!!! 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Hmm... Maybe. But I want more then one option. Any other names?

Storm Cloud?

 

Cause it's gray...

And you're Stormgiggle...

[Count Paradox 3,548]

But daaaaaddd !!!!

 

don't push it, son, or no conquering for a week.

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

don't push it, son, or no conquering for a week.

Fine  :okiedokielokie:  *Goes to own room* 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Brings up the map of Equestria again* 

 

Hmm the best way to take over is to strike at it's heart. That would have been Canterlot. But now it seems it has two beating hearts. Twilight Sparkle becoming a princess has made things a little bit more complicated, but nothing I can't deal with. The Crystal Empire already belongs to me.... hmmm...

Maybe you can turn Twilight and canterlot against each other? The upper class of Canterlot is corrupt and could easily be swayed with promises of power...

 

But that wasn't what I meant.

 

 

Alright, I've talked with the top military strategists under my command, and each of them has come up with a plan to solve all these relationship problems I've been having. Now, before you guys say "Stormgiggle, that's horrible! Why would you even consider doing something like that!?" I want you to know that I didn't come up with these plans, and I have not even considered following through with any of these plans.

 

Tactical Strategy: <Stable Love Triangle>

 

Convince Woona to allow you to remain with Paradox. It's that simple.

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <Rule 63>

 

Your husband said you couldn't be with any other stallions, correct? Then the answer is simple: Transform this Paradox into a mare. Your husband never said you couldn't be with mares! That way you can remain with this Paradox and raise your kids together, without breaking your agreement with your spouse. If Paradox resists, alter his mind so that he thinks he's always been a mare.

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <Woona Must Go>

 

This marriage you were forced into is the root of all your problems! Get rid of your false husband and get with Paradox so you can raise your kids! You should also see if you can bring 42 back into the mix, but don't go through with it if Paradox is even slightly hesitant about 42. Being there to raise your kids along with Paradox should be your highest priority, don't let your false husband or 42 get in the way of that.  

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <Marriage of Convenience>

 

Your relationship with your Woona and Paradox doesn't bring us any benefits whatsoever. I recommend you get rid of both of them and marry 42. An alliance with Numberland would be very beneficial. As for your children, I'm sure that the state can raise them for you, you needn't be concerned about them.

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <Bedtime Stories>

 

 

 

Hot-croSs buns!

HoT-cross buns!

One A penny, two a pennY,

HoT-cross buns!

If you have no daughteRs,

Give them to yoUr sons;

One a pEnny, Two a penny,

Hot-crOss buns!

 

Hey, diddle, diddle,

The cat and the fiddle,

The coW jumped Over the moon;

The little dOg laughed

To see such sport,

And the dish raN awAy with the spoon.

 

 

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <Seriously!?>

 

[Censored] no. I did not go through ten years of advanced tactical training so I could work out your screwed up love life! Solve your own [Censored] problems!

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <Remain Married>

 

Woona is your husband, and you need to remain faithful to him. Paradox needs to go, and he can raise the kids he tempted you into having all by himself.

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <This is All Your Fault>

 

It was your promiscuity that started all this mess. You've left poor 42 all alone, practically ruined Paradox and Haven's marriage, and severely hurt Woona. Personally, I think you've done enough harm. You should get all the people you hurt together and let them work this out among themselves, and then accept whatever decision they come to.

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <Fake Your Own Death>

 

I've been in this situation before. Trust me, faking your own death will get rid of all these nasty problems in one fell swoop! Best of all, you won't have to raise those pesky children!

 

 

Tactical Strategy 17-ABS, RE: <Fallen Hero>

 

 

TOP SECRET, ACCESS LEVEL (FMA)

UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO THIS REPORT IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. 

 

 

After the recent event less then a day ago, code named Mooned By Dan, I think it's time we start taking the threat Fallen Hero and his terrorist organization Jerk Co. poses seriously. I recommend we activate Project MATH, and put Grand Subtractor to work destroying Jerk Co. Assets. I also recommend we send one of the prototype Anti-Magical Constructs after Fallen Hero personally. I know they haven't yet been cleared for field use, but I highly doubt Fallen Hero has any defense against them, and USC can deactivate them if they get out of hand.

 

 

 

 

 

Whoops, didn't mean to show you guys that last one.  

 

Which one of these tactical strategies should I choose?

Edited April 30, 2015 by Stormgiggle

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Hey, did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

They both got six months.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Storm Cloud?

 

Cause it's gray...

And you're Stormgiggle...

Paradox is picking the name.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Paradox is picking the name.

Just trying to help... -_-

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Paradox is picking the name.

I like this name.

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

 

Maybe you can turn Twilight and canterlot against each other? The upper class of Canterlot is corrupt and could easily be swayed with promises of power...

 

But that wasn't what I meant.

 

 

 

Which one of these tactical strategies should I choose?

 

Hmm perhaps 

 

I like Rule 63 and Remain Married (if you make slight alterations to Remain Married  ). 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Just trying to help... -_-

Thanks for the help.

 

I like this name.

If that's what you want.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Incoming Woona!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I like Rule 63

Is that so?  

 

 

 

Remain Married (if you make slight alterations to Remain Married  ). 

Really? Why do you like that one?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Hmm perhaps 

 

I like Rule 63 and Remain Married (if you make slight alterations to Remain Married  ).

 

I DONT WANT TO BE A MARE!!!!!!

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Damnit Woona.

Stop with the brohooves!

Edited April 30, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

 

 

Really? Why do you like that one?

 

 

I like that you are staying faithful to Woona, but I would like it changed to that you also take care of me, I don't want you to leave me . 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Damnit Woona.

Stop with the brohooves!

Right?!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I DONT WANT TO BE A MARE!!!!!!

Relax, I'm not going to turn you into a mare.

 

 

I like that you are staying faithful to Woona, but I would like it changed to that you also take care of me, I don't want you to leave me . 

I'm not going to leave you, son.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Thanks for the help.

 

 

If that's what you want.

I like Stormcloud.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I'm not the only one who experienced a site crash right?

Edited April 30, 2015 by Punicpunch

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Relax, I'm not going to turn you into a mare.

 

 

 

I'm not going to leave you, son.

YOU BETTER NOT!!!

[Moon Rat 4,772]

I'm not sure what to say atm

 

In not good at this soap opera stuff -_-

I'm not the only one who experienced a site crash right?

Left...

 

 

 

Imean right

 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

In not good at this soap opera stuff -_-

You and me both.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I like Stormcloud.

Then Stormcloud it shall be. 

 

I'm not the only one who experienced a site crash right?

I'm pretty sure everypony did.

 

YOU BETTER NOT!!!

Trust me, I like you exactly how you are.

 

I'm not sure what to say atm

 

In not good at this soap opera stuff -_-

Can you look over these Tactical Strategies, please?   Maybe pick one you like?

 

Alright, I've talked with the top military strategists under my command, and each of them has come up with a plan to solve all these relationship problems I've been having. Now, before you guys say "Stormgiggle, that's horrible! Why would you even consider doing something like that!?" I want you to know that I didn't come up with these plans, and I have not even considered following through with any of these plans.

 

Tactical Strategy: <Stable Love Triangle>

 

Convince Woona to allow you to remain with Paradox. It's that simple.

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <Rule 63>

 

Your husband said you couldn't be with any other stallions, correct? Then the answer is simple: Transform this Paradox into a mare. Your husband never said you couldn't be with mares! That way you can remain with this Paradox and raise your kids together, without breaking your agreement with your spouse. If Paradox resists, alter his mind so that he thinks he's always been a mare.

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <Woona Must Go>

 

This marriage you were forced into is the root of all your problems! Get rid of your false husband and get with Paradox so you can raise your kids! You should also see if you can bring 42 back into the mix, but don't go through with it if Paradox is even slightly hesitant about 42. Being there to raise your kids along with Paradox should be your highest priority, don't let your false husband or 42 get in the way of that.  

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <Marriage of Convenience>

 

Your relationship with your Woona and Paradox doesn't bring us any benefits whatsoever. I recommend you get rid of both of them and marry 42. An alliance with Numberland would be very beneficial. As for your children, I'm sure that the state can raise them for you, you needn't be concerned about them.

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <Bedtime Stories>

 

 

 

Hot-croSs buns!

HoT-cross buns!

One A penny, two a pennY,

HoT-cross buns!

If you have no daughteRs,

Give them to yoUr sons;

One a pEnny, Two a penny,

Hot-crOss buns!

 

Hey, diddle, diddle,

The cat and the fiddle,

The coW jumped Over the moon;

The little dOg laughed

To see such sport,

And the dish raN awAy with the spoon.

 

 

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <Seriously!?>

 

[Censored] no. I did not go through ten years of advanced tactical training so I could work out your screwed up love life! Solve your own [Censored] problems!

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <Remain Married>

 

Woona is your husband, and you need to remain faithful to him. Paradox needs to go, and he can raise the kids he tempted you into having all by himself.

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <This is All Your Fault>

 

It was your promiscuity that started all this mess. You've left poor 42 all alone, practically ruined Paradox and Haven's marriage, and severely hurt Woona. Personally, I think you've done enough harm. You should get all the people you hurt together and let them work this out among themselves, and then accept whatever decision they come to.

 

 

Tactical Strategy: <Fake Your Own Death>

 

I've been in this situation before. Trust me, faking your own death will get rid of all these nasty problems in one fell swoop! Best of all, you won't have to raise those pesky children!

 

 

Tactical Strategy 17-ABS, RE: <Fallen Hero>

 

 

TOP SECRET, ACCESS LEVEL (FMA)

UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO THIS REPORT IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. 

 

 

After the recent event less then a day ago, code named Mooned By Dan, I think it's time we start taking the threat Fallen Hero and his terrorist organization Jerk Co. poses seriously. I recommend we activate Project MATH, and put Grand Subtractor to work destroying Jerk Co. Assets. I also recommend we send one of the prototype Anti-Magical Constructs after Fallen Hero personally. I know they haven't yet been cleared for field use, but I highly doubt Fallen Hero has any defense against them, and USC can deactivate them if they get out of hand.

 

 

 

 

 

Whoops, didn't mean to show you guys that last one.  

 

 

 

You and me both

Nah, you've been pretty good at it so far!