General Chat Thread

[Edgeworth1001 648]

@@Ganaram Inukshuk, I think we said a thing about road sometime long ago, back when I was more active here.

Why exactly?

 

To see if it's a scientific fact. Don't you know a thing about science?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

More chaos?

You know it.

 

To be honest? Kinda tired x: Just got back to my hotel room in Didney Worl :v

Disney world!? And did you bring enough Disney world for everypony here? 

 

No, old sport, this is an upper class, aristocratic, old-fashion, no-fun tea party.

 

My favorite kind of party! 

 

 

I feel like we need to make a really weird road sign...

Like those road signs from Earthbound? Those were pretty weird...

 

@@Edgeworth1001, @@Electrobolt, @, @@Count Paradox,

 

 

No, seriously guys. I feel like we could make an effective system of road markings and signs. Just like this: http://xkcd.com/1116/

I'm no civil engineer... I don't know much about road signs...

[Misty Rose 3,217]

@@Ganaram Inukshuk, I think we said a thing about road sometime long ago, back when I was more active here.

 

To see if it's a scientific fact. Don't you know a thing about science?

 

Science eh? Sign me up

[Electrobolt 2,069]

Disney world!? And did you bring enough Disney world for everypony here?

Mmm, ask me in the morning... I'm Too ti--- *collapses and falls fast asleep* Zzzzzzzzzzz...

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I think we said a thing about road sometime long ago, back when I was more active here.

Like those road signs from Earthbound? Those were pretty weird...

 

I'm no civil engineer... I don't know much about road signs...

It doesn't have to be road signs, though; it could also be road markings. Like, for this engineering marvel:

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It doesn't have to be road signs, though; it could also be road markings. Like, for this engineering marvel:

 

Alright... Well, I couldn't help but notice that most road markings exist to help people drive more safely. I think that we should have road makings designed to make driving more dangerous.

 

How would that even work!? 

 

Mmm, ask me in the morning... I'm Too ti--- *collapses and falls fast asleep* Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Don't worry, I've got enough Disney for everypony, in case you forgot to bring some!

 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Alright... Well, I couldn't help but notice that most road markings exist to help people drive more safely. I think that we should have road makings designed to make driving more dangerous.

 

How would that even work!? 

Like this:

 

 

 

 

Or this:

 

 

Wait, that one makes actual sense...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Like this:

 

 

 

 

Or this:

 

 

Wait, that one makes actual sense...

Frankly, I think it'd end up more like this:

 

 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Frankly, I think it'd end up more like this:

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Or even better: this:

 

[Edgeworth1001 648]

@@Ganaram Inukshuk, I think this is it

 

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Where the fuck is Haven?

Just silently over here as always.

 

What's up, guy?

To be honest? Kinda tired x: Just got back to my hotel room in Didney Worl :v

Bolty, why don't you just live there and stop visiting your supposed "house"?

 

You seem to be there more than not anyhow. x)

[The Taxman 274]

*peeps up from a bush* Di-did somebody say Disney World? *little kid squealing*

[Hidey 2,836]

*fires bazooka* 

[Scooblee 121]

I heard there was chocolate to be had here...

 

...wait a second, where's the promised chocolate? I can't find it anywhere!

[Hidey 2,836]

I heard there was chocolate to be had here...

 

...wait a second, where's the promised chocolate? I can't find it anywhere!

 

there is no chocolate. only a bazooka to the face. 

[Scooblee 121]

there is no chocolate. only a bazooka to the face. 

 

Hmm...

 

I can go with that. How long does it take to respawn? I'll eagerly wait that time if there's chocolate on the other end.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I heard there was chocolate to be had here...

 

...wait a second, where's the promised chocolate? I can't find it anywhere!

 

Have you ever been caught in a traffic jam and had a massive craving for chocolate had to pee tremendously bad had a massive craving for chocolate?

[Hidey 2,836]

Hmm...

 

I can go with that. How long does it take to respawn? I'll eagerly wait that time if there's chocolate on the other end.

 

if punic kisses me, everyone will get chocolate. Forever. 

[Scooblee 121]

Have you ever been caught in a traffic jam and had a massive craving for chocolate had to pee tremendously bad had a massive craving for chocolate?

 

Actually, no. Guess that's kind of an odd thing to think about in a traffic jam, but no.

 

if punic kisses me, everyone will get chocolate. Forever. 

 

DO IT, MAN. EVERYONE GETS CHOCOLATE FOREVER. EVERYONE. FOREVER.

 

 

FOREEEEVVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Edited June 5, 2015 by Scooblee

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Actually, no. Guess that's kind of an odd thing to think about in a traffic jam, but no.

OK, what do you think is the most inconvenient inconvenience to have in a traffic jam?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

How are you, Doxxy?

im good now. Off work and in my comfy bed.

 

 

How is everyone now?

[Misty Rose 3,217]

I heard there was chocolate to be had here...

 

...wait a second, where's the promised chocolate? I can't find it anywhere!

 

That's exactly what I'm wondering

[Hidey 2,836]

How is everyone now?

 

 

punic will kiss me and then you'll get chocolate 

[Scooblee 121]

OK, what do you think is the most inconvenient inconvenience to have in a traffic jam?

 

Well, upon thinking of this for a few minutes, I'm not really sure. I was gonna make up a hypothetical situation involving spiders in your car/truck/'95 Pimpmobile/van/whatever that are loyal to the Soviet Republic (or any faction of your choosing) deciding to claim you as their first victim in taking their quest to take over the United States, and after being spider-bitten, finding out you really have to pee. And you have a distinct craving for chocolate. Maybe you're driving in a convertible and it's also storming very badly? Iunno, I feel like I could go on with this.

 

That may be just a tad unrealistic, though.

 

How is everyone now?

 

I'm alright. I'll be even better once everyone in the whole world gets chocolate forever.

 

I'm just wondering how we'll get the chocolate. Will it appear under our pillows? In hidden spots in our houses or in the world? Will it appear as rain? It makes me wonder...

Edited June 5, 2015 by Scooblee

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I'm just wondering how we'll get the chocolate. Will it appear under our pillows? In hidden spots in our houses or in the world? Will it appear as rain? It makes me wonder...

Here's my concern: will the chocolate:

 

- make you pledge allegiance to the Soviet Union?

- make you have to pee insanely bad?

- make you wanna sing in the rain?

- combination of the above?