General Chat Thread

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I'm not a nineties kid!

 

Hey! If you want some, just say so!

 

Just fallout three? 

 

I know! So delicious.

 

Actually, I don't bleed... I don't even have blood!

 

I'm not omnipotent.

 

I do hate coffee. It's disgusting... 

 

I wish that I had the other Fallout games.

I don't even have 3 anymore because my mother stole it... when she visited my place last... uninvited...

 

Speaking of, she also stole my copy of Super Street Fighter II Turbo Revival and Street Fighter IV.

I decided to take a trip to visit my father in Florida and thought that I should bring my Street Fighter games because we love to play Street Fighter together, but apparently my mother stole those specific games past time she visited, for that exact reason. She hates that I have a better relationship with my father than I do with her, so she steals my shit. What the fuck kind of logic is that?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

AAAAAARGH FUCKING ALLERGIES!!! *punches a tree*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I wish that I had the other Fallout games.

I don't even have 3 anymore because my mother stole it... when she visited my place last... uninvited...

 

Speaking of, she also stole my copy of Super Street Fighter II Turbo Revival and Street Fighter IV.

I decided to take a trip to visit my father in Florida and thought that I should bring my Street Fighter games because we love to play Street Fighter together, but apparently my mother stole those specific games past time she visited, for that exact reason. She hates that I have a better relationship with my father than I do with her, so she steals my shit. What the fuck kind of logic is that?

So, did you kill everyone?

 

Maybe you should confront her.

 

AAAAAARGH FUCKING ALLERGIES!!! *punches a tree*

Are you okay?

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hello, Son!

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

Hello, Son!

Hello mother! How fare thee? 

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So, did you kill everyone?

 

Maybe you should confront her.

 

 

Are you okay?

i fucking hate my allergies, uugh...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hello mother! How fare thee? 

I'm feeling fine, Son!

 

i fucking hate my allergies, uugh...

What are you allergic to?

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I'm feeling fine, Son!

 

 

What are you allergic to?

pollen. Its terrible today...

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

I'm feeling fine, Son!

 

What are you allergic to?

That is good to hear 

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So, did you kill everyone?

 

Maybe you should confront her.

 

Yes. My karma is like Nuclear Gandhi. It went so far into the negatives that it became the highest possible karma.

Okay, maybe not, but I still have (er, had) an impressive karma level.

 

I have confronted her... numerous times.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

pollen. Its terrible today...

Sounds like a bad time.  -_-

 

That is good to hear 

So, how are you, Son?

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

Sounds like a bad time.  -_-

 

So, how are you, Son?

I'm fine, just started working an honest job. It is a bit stressful and tiring. However, I guess I was trying something else rather than to slay other ponies, to try and see if I can please dad. 

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Sounds like a bad time.  -_-

 

 

So, how are you, Son?

it is... my throat hurts, and my nose keeps running...

I'm fine, just started working an honest job. It is a bit stressful and tiring. However, I guess I was trying something else rather than to slay other ponies, to try and see if I can please dad.

 

*is suddenly hugged by me*

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

it is... my throat hurts, and my nose keeps running...

*is suddenly hugged by me*

*Cries in his hug*

[Count Paradox 3,548]

*Cries in his hug*

*you're a good son... *pats his head*

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

*you're a good son... *pats his head*

*Hugs back* 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

*Hugs back*

 

so, what job is it? Buspony? Chef? Cart fixer? ... Exotic dancer for mares bachellorett parties? *laughs* just kidding!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm fine, just started working an honest job. It is a bit stressful and tiring. However, I guess I was trying something else rather than to slay other ponies, to try and see if I can please dad. 

I hope you do well in your job, Son. 

 

it is... my throat hurts, and my nose keeps running...

Have you tried medicine? Or perhaps using blood magic to transfer your pain onto someone else?

 

Yes. My karma is like Nuclear Gandhi. It went so far into the negatives that it became the highest possible karma.

Okay, maybe not, but I still have (er, had) an impressive karma level.

 

I have confronted her... numerous times.

Good! I don't remember what mine was, but I was a pretty evil guy...

 

Ah. I see.

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I hope you do well in your job, Son. 

 

 

Have you tried medicine? Or perhaps using blood magic to transfer your pain onto someone else?

 

 

Good! I don't remember what mine was, but I was a pretty evil guy...

 

Ah. I see.

... i have cough drops...

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

so, what job is it? Buspony? Chef? Cart fixer? ... Exotic dancer for mares bachellorett parties? *laughs* just kidding!

Uhm, I am a teacher at a Summer Course for foals and fillies 

I hope you do well in your job, Son. 

 

Have you tried medicine? Or perhaps using blood magic to transfer your pain onto someone else?

 

Good! I don't remember what mine was, but I was a pretty evil guy...

 

Ah. I see.

Thank you

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Uhm, I am a teacher at a Summer Course for foals and fillies 

Thank you

thats fantastic!

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

thats fantastic!

Thank you

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

... i have cough drops...

Oh, okay!  Blood magic is cooler though.

 

Uhm, I am a teacher at a Summer Course for foals and fillies 

Thank you

Good! I hope you're helping those foals learn their dark magic!

 

Don't mention it! Of course I want my son to succeed!

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

Oh, okay!  Blood magic is cooler though.

 

Good! I hope you're helping those foals learn their dark magic!

 

Don't mention it! Of course I want my son to succeed!