General Chat Thread

[Hidey 2,836]

y

 

 

OH GOD

 

*intense orgasm*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yeah, but they had to give me a shot of sleeping medicine, and I was asleep the entire time... Plus an extra half hour.

I didn't take the sleeping medicine. I was awake the entire time, although I was numbed.

 

Could you explain how this device works?

Sure. It takes pure magical energy from Earth's soul network, and stores it in a magical battery. Then, you can either directly control the device and use it to cast spells if you're already an accomplished magic user, or it can come equipped with several control crystals witch can control the magical energy for you. Any questions?  

[Count Paradox 3,548]

 

OH GOD

 

*intense orgasm*

PINK NO.

[Hidey 2,836]

PINK NO.

 

*moans illicitly* 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Sure. It takes pure magical energy from Earth's soul network, and stores it in a magical battery. Then, you can either directly control the device and use it to cast spells if you're already an accomplished magic user, or it can come equipped with several control crystals witch can control the magical energy for you. Any questions?  

How does this give me experience in magic casting?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

How does this give me experience in magic casting?

It doesn't. It does allow you to cast magic, however.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

*moans illicitly*

 

STHAP

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

It doesn't. It does allow you to cast magic, however.

...Alright...

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Gonna do something super awesome and hilarious at school tomorrow. I can't wait Too bad I won't be able to practice for it though

[Hidey 2,836]

STHAP

 

 

OH GOD...............  YES... YES... YES.. YES... COOK THOSE EGGS HOLY SHIT

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Gonna do something super awesome and hilarious at school tomorrow. I can't wait Too bad I won't be able to practice for it though

oooooo, what is it?

OH GOD...............  YES... YES... YES.. YES... COOK THOSE EGGS HOLY SHIT

NO EGGS FOR YOU

[Hidey 2,836]

NO EGGS FOR YOU

 

you can cook my eggs anytime. And by "eggs" I mean ovaries. And by "cook" I mean  :comeatus:

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Soon......So very soon......Yes.

 

 

 

He he he he he

[Count Paradox 3,548]

you can cook my eggs anytime. And by "eggs" I mean ovaries. And by "cook" I mean  :comeatus:

NOPE

[JonasDarkmane 19,787]

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Soon......So very soon......Yes.

 

 

 

He he he he he

sorry, cant be soon, itll have to be late. Cant work my schedule around it.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

oooooo, what is it?

NO EGGS FOR YOU

 

Some super secret simulation thing only the teachers know about and I will surprise all the students with

[Hidey 2,836]

NOPE

 

tfw when it's always no

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

You'd think that one earthquake several years ago would actually shorten the length of the year by something significant...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URK9Z2G71j8

[Count Paradox 3,548]

tfw when it's always no

do you actually WANT me to do something!?

tfw when it's always no

do you actually WANT me to do something!?

[Hidey 2,836]

do you actually WANT me to do something!?

do you actually WANT me to do something!?

 

that double post tho

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Guys, the fire has metastasised eastwards. It's one kilometre closer.

 

<Is still 59 kilometres away>

 

Let's see what happens...

[Count Paradox 3,548]

that double post tho

fine. You get nothing. You lose. Good day madam.

[Hidey 2,836]

fine. You get nothing. You lose. Good day madam.

 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

fine. What is it you want?