General Chat Thread

[Count Paradox 3,548]

 

Maybe later.

DO EET FILLY

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

*Inhales deeply

 

 

 

You're a wanka

 

 

 

 

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

 

 

[Key Gear 6,663]

Wait... Sis? What are you doing here???

 

OHAI Bro!

 

*ahem* Um... Sorry, I... Couldn't help it... Anyways, I was surprised Scoots... Er, I suppose I should call him Key now... Went with the name change tonight Wasn't expecting it quite yet... Heh... Anyways, what's up guys?

 

 

Yeah, I kinda... Couldn't resist anymore. Then, there's the whole thing with Zoop that's at the bottom of my new wall of text for my profile. Then, there was the random gift from out of nowhere (my new avatar). So, the planets and stars aligned. x)

[Modphase 1,271]

 

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

 

 

FFFFFAAAAAIIIILLLLLLLL. Old Reddit post is old and not funny anymore. Get on my level, son.

[Bari 7,023]

My mind works differently. I'm a greedy bastard.

You must adapt to your new home. And maybe give the poor a brohoof or two.

[Modphase 1,271]

You must adapt to your new home. And maybe give the poor a brohoof or two.

I spoil the poor.

[Shiki 5,856]

FFFFFAAAAAIIIILLLLLLLL. Old Reddit post is old and not funny anymore. Get on my level, son.

 

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

[Count Paradox 3,548]

@Bari i take it you know the guide?

[Jadefire 2,798]

hey, i'm so cool, you can keep a side of beef in me.

 

...giggity.

 

Sorry, had to.

[Modphase 1,271]

 

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

 

................................................................................................................................................never seen that .....................one...............before...........................................................

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

FFFFFAAAAAIIIILLLLLLLL. Old Reddit post is old and not funny anymore. Get on my level, son.

>Old Reddit post

>From Operator Chan

>mfw

[Nightfall 3,950]

Brohoof to posts, including the Lounge and Games...

 

.33344330803915

That's as for as my iPad calculates it.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

...giggity.

 

Sorry, had to.

... win

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

 

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

[Shiki 5,856]

Brohoof to posts, including the Lounge and Games...

 

.33344330803915

That's as for as my iPad calculates it.

Whoa.

Mine seems to be really high, then.

[Bari 7,023]

I spoil the poor.

 Maybe....

 

 

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

 

Now that there is some neat stuff. Meaningless in most respects, but interesting nonetheless.

 

 

@Bari i take it you know the guide?

 Perhaps. I'm assuming you've read them all, including the 6th book, right?

 

................................................................................................................................................never seen that .....................one...............before...........................................................

It is the future. Get with the times old man.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Whoa.

Mine seems to be really high, then.

Nah, you just ain't been here long enough.

 

Of course, given brohooves...

 

1.89519410536

 

That includes the Lounge and the Games.

[Shiki 5,856]

Nah, you just ain't been here long enough.

6 months is a while... :T 

[Bari 7,023]

Whoa.

Mine seems to be really high, then.

What do I do to calculate it?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Maybe....

 

Now that there is some neat stuff. Meaningless in most respects, but interesting nonetheless.

 

 

Perhaps. I'm assuming you've read them all, including the 6th book, right?

 

It is the future. Get with the times old man.

??? i know 5 books

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

That Gears quote I posted led to a gameplay video.

 

The commentator was a little kid.

I mean, legit, should be playing with action figures kid.

High pitched voice and sounded like a cute little munchkin.

 

I could not take it seriously for more than 5 seconds.

 

 

I really hate the generation below me sometimes. :|

And the ones above it who allow it. >.>

[Shiki 5,856]

What do I do to calculate it?

Go to your stats under your profile and hover the cursor over the top bar of Forum Games/Lounge and it'll pop up how many posts you have in there. Then, you know, add those up + your active posts. Then take your brohoof count and divide by that number.

[Nightfall 3,950]

6 months is a while... :T 

Not as long as me, bro.

[Bari 7,023]

??? i know 5 books

There is a 6th book written by a friend of the author after he died using his notes. It completes the series and is worth a read. It's called And Another Thing...

[Shiki 5,856]

Not as long as me, bro.

6 months is the longest time I've ever stayed on one site excluding YouTube. Which, I don't think I've used the same account for over 6 months on there, in a row, either. c: 

 

This place is legitimately the only place I actually like talking to people. Otherwise, I just get the urge to murder everyone else I talk to. ^-^