General Chat Thread

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

But the character I created feels it is his duty to keep Tamriel safe.

 

Because Roleplay.

Yes, keep Tamriel safe from those filthy humans by commanding your dragon slaves to destroy them all.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Das fine.

 

Play whatever the hell your heart desires!

i will. ^-^ especially tomorrow and the day after.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Bitch, please.

Don't tell anypony, but I like the next generation more then the original show.  

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

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Your secret is safe with me.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Don't tell anypony, but I like the next generation more then the original show.

 

huh?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Your secret is safe with me.

Thanks, Haven! You're the best!

 

huh?

Mum's the word, Paradox! 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Yes, keep Tamriel safe from those filthy humans by commanding your dragon slaves to destroy them all.

Don't worry, I'll enslave the dragons soon enough.

 

But I won't help the dragons destroy Tamriel, my character is Lawful Good.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Thanks, Haven! You're the best!

 

 

Mum's the word, Paradox!

 

TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Hidey 2,836]

dragons don't have thumbs.

 

 

that is their greatest weakness.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

So a girl just came in and saw my octavia button. She asked "dont bronies donate all the time or something?" Kinda cool that we got recognized about that.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Don't worry, I'll enslave the dragons soon enough.

 

But I won't help the dragons destroy Tamriel, my character is Lawful Good.

Oh I see. Do you know what isn't lawful good? The humans. Most of them are bandits or necromancers anyway, so you'd be doing Tamriel a big favor by getting rid of them all. 

 

TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Maybe... What will you give me if I tell you?

[JonasDarkmane 19,790]

 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Oh I see. Do you know what isn't lawful good? The humans. Most of them are bandits or necromancers anyway, so you'd be doing Tamriel a big favor by getting rid of them all. 

 

 

Maybe... What will you give me if I tell you?

a banan.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Oh I see. Do you know what isn't lawful good? The humans. Most of them are bandits or necromancers anyway, so you'd be doing Tamriel a big favor by getting rid of them all. 

I'm working on it, alright?

 

There are a lot of them.

[Hidey 2,836]

"hurrr"

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

a banan.

You think I'd tell you a secret that is this crucially important for a banana? I think not. Offer me something of greater value.

I'm working on it, alright?

 

There are a lot of them.

And what about the thieves guild and the dark brotherhood? They must be destroyed as well!

 

Hello, Son! 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

And what about the thieves guild and the dark brotherhood? They must be destroyed as well!

I have no way to get to the Thieves Guild and I will destroy the Dark Brotherhood at some point.

 

I have it all planned out subconsciously.

[JonasDarkmane 19,790]

 

 

Hello, Son! 

Hey mother  

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I have no way to get to the Thieves Guild and I will destroy the Dark Brotherhood at some point.

 

I have it all planned out subconsciously.

And don't forget to kill all the town guards! They are the corrupt enforcers of a brutal dictatorship. 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

You think I'd tell you a secret that is this crucially important for a banana? I think not. Offer me something of greater value.

And what about the thieves guild and the dark brotherhood? They must be destroyed as well!

Hello, Son!

 

ummm... ill give you pink?

[JonasDarkmane 19,790]

Dictatorship 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

ummm... ill give you pink?

You don't own Pink, so you can't use him as payment. I'll need something else.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

And don't forget to kill all the town guards! They are the corrupt enforcers of a brutal dictatorship. 

Or I could fight in the Civil War and get rid of all the corrupt

[Count Paradox 3,548]

You don't own Pink, so you can't use him as payment. I'll need something else.

haven-kun?

[JonasDarkmane 19,790]

Or I could fight in the Civil War and get rid of all the corrupt

Civil War? Where? I want to spread some chaos