Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[WarGrowlmon1990 94]

No. I'm the one who farted in the subway...which had to be quarantined afterwards.

 

What is the point of a cutie mark?

[Pixel Stick 927]

The point is usually at one end, rarely in the middle.

 

Ever get that funny deja vu feeling?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Glitch in the Matrix. Different universe.

 

Is this that? 

[Pixel Stick 927]

No. That is this. THIS is something entirely different.

 

Ever get that funny deja vu feeling?

[Gear Head 25]

I once ate a pbj 

anyone on the west coast?

[Hay Lin 38]

Myyyy Little Kiittty.

Are you ready to smile?

[Vexxy 134]

My brain won't let me, because of the Pillsbury Doughboys :C

 

 

 

If you had to write a clock, which door would you open?

[Lisa 5,553]

Pi.

 

Why is the sky blue?

[Vexxy 134]

Because I spilled my orange juice.

 

Why is everyone in this thread so clever?

[Pixel Stick 927]

Because we all ate waffles instead of brains.

 

Ever get that funny deja vu feeling?

[Gone for good 1,593]

Oh yeah man all the time. Especially when I smash my car into people's houses. Wonder why...

 

What's the color of my underwear?

[Vexxy 134]

All the time. Literally, it's horrible. Zargle snoogle bleep bloop!

 

What happens if we ask/answer seriously? Dargle bee noop gloob?

 

Argh, ninja'd! Well, it's supposed to be stupid anyway, no point changing anything

Edited April 14, 2013 by Vexxy

[stainesbrony 219]

Pootis spencer

 

 

 

 

What happens when I drink Bonk?

[Pixel Stick 927]

In Soviet Russia, Bonk drinks you!

 

Ever get that funny... oh, never mind.

[stainesbrony 219]

Soda Popinski is Vodka Drunkenski and Natasha Kaplinski.

 

 

 

Why are cows?

[WarGrowlmon1990 94]

Because cows are land manatees.

 

Why do bugs exist?

[stainesbrony 219]

To fart

 

 

 

 

Why does homework?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Flamethrowers do the job excellently.

 

 

 

How did you get up there?

[WarGrowlmon1990 94]

I ate beans and the gases enabled me to fly.

 

Why do dogs sniff each-other's butts?

Edited April 15, 2013 by WarGrowlmon1990

[Pixel Stick 927]

Because I live in a giant bucket.

 

In the vast expanse of space and time, what color are my shoes?

[Preeminent Pisces 100]

Only if you like peanut butter and oysters.

 

Who licks people and tells them they taste like a cupcake and a banana?

[RollingPony 100]

Seven green Windoes with holes in them!

 

Who is Rarity?

[Lisa 5,553]

A marshmallow.

 

Why is Fluttershy a tree?

[Pixel Stick 927]

Because I said so.

 

Why am I so awesome?

[Fluttermena 1,223]

Because you're delusional

 

Is there an elephant in your wallet?