Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Because you like confusing me

 

Why does this milk smell funny?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

What do you mean? It smells perfectly fine! There's obviously nothing wrong with it! It definitely hasn't been poisoned or anything!

 

Do questions need to end with a question mark?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

If RNGeezus allows it.

 

y u do this

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

Because I get a pay rise 

 

Why is the user 40 posts below me the coolest pony in all of Equastia? 

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Because he is also the guy below you

 

Why is the sky blue?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because the light the earth produces gets split by the atoms in the sun's atmosphere, and blue light is the light that happens to be reflected from the sun's atmosphere back to earth, since light of all other colours are reflected in different directions.

 

Why is grass green?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Because It's jealous of the sky's color

 

Why is blood red?

Edited July 13, 2014 by Dattebayo

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

because of seeing the devastation others cause to the environment

 

Why is an orange, orange? 

 

Because it's support of Manchester United 

 

Why is the grass purple when pregnant? 

Edited July 13, 2014 by Asherdangerdash

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Actually, blood is blue, but when you cut yourself and your blood is exposed, it chemically reacts with the air, creating a new, red substance known as youremakingthisupium.

 

Have I been ninja'd?

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

Yes mwahahaha

 

Why is sugar illegal in the country of Bostmania? 

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Because they live next to Bastardmania

 

Can I get into Wrestelmania?

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

Yes, just wear this pony cosplay outfit and make sure to bring a cattle prod hidden inside

 

Can I jump on your bed?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Only if you like dropkick-sandwiches

 

What's that smell?

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

Smells like last Wednesday

 

What is the 8^th day of the week in a leap year?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

An extra day

 

 

How was the universe created

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

There was a bunch of civilised humans, then they became monkeys and de-evolved untill some one reversed the space time continuation with a Sony Walkman 

 

Where can I dig for gold?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

your nose

 

I always wondered.... why is Gen 4 so awesome?

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

Because it gets it's ideas from Christmas crackers

 

what is the best drink in excistance? 

Edited July 13, 2014 by Asherdangerdash

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

water, cuz i cant live without it

 

why does food taste so good?

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

Because it's cooked with blood, sweat and tears

 

Can you give me some money?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

yes i could, but i chose not to

 

besides 42, what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

It's written in a text book by the Free Lance Poet

 

Where can I find that text book?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

on my documentary video, written in said text book

 

if roses are red, and violets are blue, then what does that make me?

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

Roses are red, violets are blue, your an awesome pony but ur not Scootaloo 

 

 

Who are you?

Edited July 13, 2014 by Asherdangerdash

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

i am.... The Free Lance Poet Belac Egabbac!

 

who are you?