Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[碇 シンジン 27,431]

å is my answer.

 

Why there are nothing on top of everything?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because

 

define up, if the earth is round, and the universe is infinite?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Poof.



Are you a cheesemungler?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

yes, as well as many other things

 

how much internet happened that day?

[Yoshikupo 302]

ALL of it

 

 

so....what is the fdsgfh

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

its vgghuj hb

 

oh yay your finally a muffin you had been a Blank Flank for a little too long

 

how many ponies does it take to answer this question

Edited August 13, 2014 by Spy

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

-tries to answer question- (i need more ponies to help me yo!)

Edited August 13, 2014 by Frozen FlashDrive

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Alright. Its very simple rewind to the beginning, then pause, then put it in slow motion, then go to Wal-Mart and buy a turtle.

 

What's a turtle?

[shadow striker 3]

  you need suger on your pizza.

 

are ninja cool?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

no Spies are better

 

who killed Semper Fi

Edited August 15, 2014 by Spy

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Sea turtles

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tortsie pop?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

42. Except every second Wednesday, when it takes 24.

 

Why is good music so good?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Cuz Abe Lincoln said so

 

How do I ask a question?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

by being stupid

 

how do I kill a Sniper

[Yoshikupo 302]

you cant he has a medic with him

 

cartoons or live action shows?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

You can't do that? You have to wax on wax off not wax off wax off.

 

How do you count to -346,456,774,750,113,566

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

like a boss

 

who stole a cookie from the cookie jar?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back. That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back) I'm back (SLIM SHADY!!!) I'm back

 

Why is Slim Shady rock a bye baby?

 

(Those are both really good songs. I'm back and When I'm gone)

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'm sorry, the answer is confidential.

 

How can I commit the perfect crime?

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Do it in broad daylight, and accompanied by a police officer.

How do I have a social life?

Edited August 17, 2014 by Sweet Dreams

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

By getting a turtle duh.

 

Why do I fucking curse so much?

Edited August 17, 2014 by Semper Fi

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

You were abused as a child. That's the psychological answer to everything. -.-

Why do I have eyes?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

(Uh no. That sounded like real answer. Not a stupid one. And its a wrong answer at that)

 

So you can hear

 

Who do I sit down?

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Potatoes.

(Yep, there's a stupid answer. igottagetbetteratthis)

 

Why don't cats fart rainbows?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Cuz they need Rainbows for taxi drivers

 

How is Ted?