Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Summer Greetings 237]

No, you're playing dog.

Why do fools fall in love?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Because love is a disease, one that I'd like to catch.

 

How do you like your fish?

[Rethajni 2,211]

hairy and mouth open

 

 

why the hell this is increasing?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Because it's happy to see your collection.

 

What exactly are friends for?

[Princess Derpy 672]

Pillaging entire cities.

 

Why is water a thing?

[Rethajni 2,211]

because water exist cuz Celestia spit so much

 

 

 

do you record yourself while you sleeping?

[Princess Derpy 672]

Only when I go sleep-waterboarding.

 

What even is?

[Summer Greetings 237]

It's a manga about two intersexed people and their separate troubles throughout their lives. 

Why aren't there nano-machines to turn people into vampires?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because vampire nano-machines have been patented, copyrighted and trademarked by 42 Industries, so no-one else can make them without being sued into oblivion.

 

What's oblivion like?

[Samurai Equine 50,024]

I imagine it's like staying home at the end of the world; falling asleep while they're dropping the bomb. Yeah. That's the way to dream...

 

Eight?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

[101010101011101101010111 Static 101010011]

 

[Questionable beeping noises]

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

...Mom?

 

...is that you?

[Summer Greetings 237]

No dear, go back to eating your puddy. 

Why do mosquitoes flock to me like moths to a flame?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

...maybe because you're hot?

 

Where did they bury Jimmy Hoffa?

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Underground.

 

Who invented the invention?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Me, but there were no lawyers to help me copyright it.

 

Will you pick my nose?

[Samurai Equine 50,024]

Only if I can pick your friends.

 

How can something be weightless if you are unable to weigh it and find out for sure?

[Summer Greetings 237]

Because you just couldn't weight. 

How is different any different from any other word?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Because the English can't cook.

 

Where'd I put the key to happiness?

[Samurai Equine 50,024]

In the car. Wait...

 

Where are the car keys?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

In the key lime pie.

 

Do you prefer pie or strudel?

Edited October 19, 2014 by Washougal_Otaku

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Ice cream!

 

What does lava taste like?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Kung pao chicken.

 

1 1 2 3 5?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

69 lellelelelellelellelelelelelel XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

 

If the sun is so big, why does it look smaller from Earth? Checkmate, people with common sense.

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Because you need glasses.

 

If there is a thing that makes a thing, do things ever go away?