Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Demirari 454]

It's due to the Laws of Comfort. The equation is Feathers^x divided by head weight and add the level of material from an entire different equation. This will result in the Comfort of a pillow.

 

Why do I have to open the door?

[Summer Greetings 237]

There's no other way to turn the knob.

 

Why do spiders taste like aspirin?

[Klopp 2,050]

Because the squandering potatoes made it so.

 

Let's see, what should my stupid question be?

[Gay Bird 421]

It should be the answer to this question.

 

When there was an amazing day in and of itself as I have to re I just?

[Skeleton Kin 385]

In order to re I just the day you have to make a sacrifice to the spaghetti monster.

 

How come does my neck appear to disappear when I think its there but its not.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

That's simple: You're in Yorkshire, therefore there is a rainstorm.

 

 

 

Who do YOU know who's lost a buttock?

[SanityNotIncluded 335]

No , I'd rather you spend the evening learning to beatbox.

 

Do our IQs drop by playing this?

[RED20 289]

Probably.

 

Are narwhals nars or whals?

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[Sunlight 357]

Neither, they are nards.

 

If I drink some sausages, will I become immune to killer whales?

[ovr9000percentcooler 107]

Only if they're cut in thirds.

 

When does Tom Hiddleston have breakfast?

[Heatwave 177]

Only on Weekends that are oddly numbered and Holidays that don't fall in the months October - March.

 

Why is water wet?

[Demirari 454]

Because I said so.

 

Why does the mirror copy my moments when I move in front of it?

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

The people in the mirror are actually in another dimension and are trying to learn to communicate.

 

Why does Vodka brand bottled water make me feel funny?

[Guest]

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[Heatwave 177]

because 7 8 9

 

What is the meaning of 

[Commander Tangent 861]

Your face

 

METAL GEAR !?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Your argument is invalid.

 

If a tree falls and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?

[Demirari 454]

No it doesn't. It only makes sounds when people are near.

 

How can I open my book?

[Commander Tangent 861]

Use a star headed screwdriver and repeatedly stab.

 

How do I think?

[Gay Bird 421]

Crush up cereal and mix it into some water, then, freeze it. Once frozen, set it on fire. Then ignore this post and figure it out yourself.

 

hello. Um. Is this a question?

[Guest]

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[Heatwave 177]

No, this isn't.

 

How do I brush my teeth with floss?

[Commander Tangent 861]

You simply shove it up your nose

 

What is this word?

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

Daring is the new do 

 

How can I live on mars with a fish?

[Heatwave 177]

Let the fish use you as a breathing apparatus.

 

Why?