Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Whens are a measurement of temperature. 1 when is equivalent to 42 degrees celsius.

 

Why is the grass blue and the sky green?

[Deathstroke 1,564]

I have no idea 

 

Can i draw a pentagram and summon a demonic entity in equestria with permission of twilight and celestia?

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

If Doomguy is nearby, yes.

 

Is mayonaise an instrument?

[Deathstroke 1,564]

No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument 

 

Why doom guy outrun his rockets?

[Kookie 135]

Because Whoopi Goldberg is in it.

 

 

How's nail in the nail of a toothpick?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'm sorry, you did not follow proper protocol. If you would like your question to be answered, you must write to the Grand Committee of 42 in No. 2 pencil requesting permission to have your question answered. If you get permission, you must then identify which subcommittee of the Grand Committee of 42 is best suited to answer your question, and write to them, again in No. 2 pencil. Allow 48 business days for a response.

 

How many characters are there in this post?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

69

 

How handsome do you have to be to be on these forums?

[Barack Ollama 25]

Women

 

What is the meaning of queefs.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

The sum of all its components divided by 3

 

How do I stop glass from tasting so good?

[Bunnyhop123 194]

Stop eating the broken bits.

 

 

What is the average life-span of a white-blood cell of a 4 month old female albino shrew?

[Barack Ollama 25]

4 mili-seconds.

[Luna 831 466]

Jelly beans why do bannas make you have diarrhea ?

[Bunnyhop123 194]

If that is the case, they must not have a lot of time to stop contaminants.  

 

When is ajar not a door?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

During times when 2 is greater than 3.

 

If 2x+3=x^2, what is y?

[Bunnyhop123 194]

I don't know y, but I do know how.

 

Where do people go when they eat waffles?

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[Luna 831 466]

Y is jelly beans why do you have diarrhea ?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Because I keep eating broken glass.

 

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

[Bunnyhop123 194]

I don't know, look it up.

 

∞ ÷ 0 = ?

[Eliash147 159]

Infinite

 

Why would I drown if I can't swim?

[Bunnyhop123 194]

The 5th law of thermodynamics.

 

What is the capital of Assyria? 

[Barack Ollama 25]

Weed. -smokes weed-

[Bunnyhop123 194]

....no comment, really.

 

 What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Barack Ollama 25]

Weed

[Bunnyhop123 194]

...

 

I've no choice but to inquire about your excessive fascination with plants of the genus Cannabis.  Are you perchance an aspiring botanist?

[Barack Ollama 25]

Weed.