Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

i dunnp

 

why am i tired?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,266]

Because you took too much sleeping pills

 

 

Why is school on weekdays?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Because life sucks.

 

Why are we here?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because we're the red army and we have to capture the blue army's base.

 

Are you awesome enough to know what I just referenced?

[Henny Penny Benny 936]

Oh my gracious sakes yes.

 

Who has two thumbs and just watched through Red vs. Blue recently?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Not me. I have no thumbs. I did, however, watch Red vs. Blue recently.

 

Wait, what?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Ninjas! That's what!

 

Ist question stupid?

Edited July 30, 2014 by D1SCORDANT

[Henny Penny Benny 936]

By 3th answer brilliant.

 

But how did the with and on a green pair of?

[~Sylveon~ 188]

Because Pinkie is the best pony.

 

Why am I allergic to Aloe Vera?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Divide by zero

 

Hey, I found some bleach, should I drink it?

[Henny Penny Benny 936]

Not by itself. I tend to prefer my anime in a smoothie.

 

Did you ever see such a lazy crew?

Edited July 30, 2014 by Henny Penny Benny

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Aye.

 

 

What's Taters?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

It's Channing Tatum's nickname.

 

Salt or Sugar? Which is worse?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Salt, it murders snails.

 

Why does the floor move?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Because :  

Why have you brought this thread back from the brink ?!

[Mr F 1,522]

No hablo ingles.

Yes?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

No. :okiedokielokie:

 

Cat attack?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Súrë túla cendeletyallo. (Quenya for : "Wind blows from your mouth"/"What nonsense")

 

Quetuvangwe sii ve nildu? (May we speak as friends now?)

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No. We either speak as enemies or as lovers. Pick one.

 

What's the best course of action?

[Bastion 414]

Kill the batman.

 

Where the fucks my sword gone?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

It's currently in my chest. I'd greatly appreciate it if you could remove it immediately.

 

How does one defeat a 42?

[Bastion 414]

Slash and burn.

 

How should I eat this sushi?

[NightGuard 251]

By swallowing it :comeatus:

 

Why do people like Syrup on Pancakes?

[Henny Penny Benny 936]

Because Syrup on Pancakes is a huge tourist trap. Like Stratford upon Avon.

 

Why can't I set water on fire?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because, it isn't greek fire

 

why isn't it greek fire?