Is Rainbow Dash a "Cider-Holic"

[Scootaloo9074090 501]

Yup Rainbow dash is Addicted to Apple Cider

[Tom Gallagher 33,581]

She absolutely is!!!!

[Evil Pink One 13,506]

why is Luna still on the moon?

[Reality Check 631]

I wouldn't be surprised if she was

[They call me Loyalty 1,948]

She is internally divided, slowed down into lesser wavelengths. And she cannot see the light that was her original point of conception, except by increasing her own speed. Which is the subconscious reason why she is trying to accelerate until the colors become the unknowable One.
But she is unable to. And altering her perception of reality by means of external substances allows her to cope with this notion of physical reality, escaped by others such as the schizophrenic pink pony, who breaks her perception by smashing logic against the wall of her ignorance, that feeds the misconceived fear about her loneliness in the universe, being projected as her obsession with company.
Perhaps, one day, rainbow dash will be able to accelerate so much as to break the temporality of this prismatic prison. Like a super sonic rainbow. Or she will go further into the dead-end of service to self, and collapse becoming so slow, and so dense, that she will turn into a self-contained black hole. Eventually finding the light of heart to face the root of all fears. The self. Allowing her temporal awareness to transcend the very conception of light and acceleration that created her in the first place. Projecting her consciousness beyond the boundaries of space/time, and into time/space, as a white bubble of shifting light, by counter-spinning the wheels of complementary opposites in a merkabah. Integration is to find perfection in our flaws. To become free from the lesser keys and laws, following the path of Thoth, for example, which is mere thought-form. And eventually sublimating herself into the original substance that gave birth to the universe, known as black matter. Or Dark Mother. To become one as the Dweller of Unal. Master of all. Breaking free of the illusion of samsara and the archontic engineers of her false reality, represented by hasbro.
Imagine having someone secretly directing your life, making you object of all kind of bizarre narratives on a screen, subjecting your essence into a physical copy they can comercialice. Not so different, eh? But the fault is not in the archons, that were created for the purpose of challenging consciousness. Nor the cider. No. The responsibility and fault is not in the object of alcohol, but in the addict that is unwilling to face the greatest challenge of all, itself. That said, there is some obsessive behaviour regarding her dependency to this alcoholic beverage. So, she may be compensating for something, else. Which may become a risk for alcoholism.

[FrootiDragon 3]

Nonalcoholic cider doesn't have foam.

[Justin_Case001 4,882]

Don't you mean a "cideric"?  After all, it's not "alcoholaholic". 

Captain Grammar, AWAY!!!

[EpicEnergy 23,196]

All I know is that she loves cider, but I wouldn't go as far as to say that she's addicted to it.

[Savy 5,077]

I mean she loves cider, but I wouldn't say she's addicted.