The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[DarkArtificer 100]

I'm mean... I won't even see him before I'm dead so 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

A Sorcerer! Well I better get my suit! 

[SkyDive 269]

Three words.

Oh. It's. On.

 

Edited June 2, 2018 by SkyDive

[kaiser5578 340]

A sniper the bird hoovy's natural enemy

if I had my duckyslav and a dalakohs than I would stand a chance but...

(Bird hoovy was rudely interrupted by the jarate tossing bush pony planting a shot between his eyes, pls stand by)

Edited June 2, 2018 by kaiser5578

[Script Chime 184]

Yeah screwed...really screwed...

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

A cute mare? Not very scared.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

They won't stop giggling, I should be able to hug them, no prob XD

 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

I don't think there's much of a threat from a green blob wearing sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt, just saying 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

They're preoccupied with losing the Winter War... I should be able to take the capital in under a day :3

 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Maybe I'll just drop the harmless little blob in a bag and bury him in the sand on the beach, I think he may actually like that 

[Guest]

He's harmless.

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

If Zecora knows Fallen Caesar Style, I may be really screwed 

Edited June 2, 2018 by King of Canterlot

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Beware the potion master D:

 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

How would a blob even kill me? It would be like being attacked by a jar of jelly or something 

[Script Chime 184]

9 hours ago, Pat 'The Blizzard' Thundersnow said:

A cute mare? Not very scared.

Aw thanks kindly

 

And for the pony above me...maybe...let's see how good my teleportation works

Edited June 2, 2018 by Script Chime

[Lights Action 476]

*Chuckles* She couldn't kill a rat! Maybe a mouse, though. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

They have beer, I should be a-okay as long as they don't start drinking o3o

 

[SkyDive 269]

As always, the only thing I have to worry about is a hug. And maybe a drinking contest courtesy of @Lights Action.

[MickeyAdaptus 2,211]

A pegasus with a sniper?  Just Sniper Bullets won't do much to mine sadly x3.

Edited June 3, 2018 by Mickey Adaptus

[Lights Action 476]

2 hours ago, SkyDive said:

As always, the only thing I have to worry about is a hug. And maybe a drinking contest courtesy of @Lights Action.

Why not?  Just tell me what kind of drunk you are, and I'll be prepared. 

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,237]

Uhm, please pull away your shotgun, Moe?

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

How can a cute pony could kill me?

 

[Script Chime 184]

I give myself a 55/45 chance

Edited June 3, 2018 by Script Chime

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Huh? 

[Skylord Nexus 527]

He looks pretty angry, I think i'd be pretty screwed.