The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

He has a gun for an arm and a tiger...

What idiot seeded this fight!!! Stupid rigged game...

Well, at least I know which side to bet on. I've got 1 million bits against me. Any takers?

[Kairo 49]

boi, you don't stand a chance.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Why are all these OP avatars attacking me...

What did I do to bring this upon myself...

It was so much easier when I was fighting puddles. Now I'm just gonna keep dying.

[Kairo 49]

You ready for some dank nature?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Not screwed.

Edited July 2, 2017 by TigerGeekGuy

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Looks like I'm pretty screwed.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Ha. A normal unicorn. Easy.

All I have to do is fly really, really high, and then drop a brick. I win!

Unless he moves...

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Not screwed here. I shall live.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

A Starlight Doge... don't make me laugh.

I'll get attacked for 5 minutes, then find a bone or start scratching itself.

I'm safe.

[Zachary 5,521]

Oh No, I don't have any chance left.

Edited July 2, 2017 by Zachary

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Hmmm... if you can shred on a two string acoustic, you obviously have powers beyond mortal comprehension.

I'm doomed...

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

I'm probably doomed, his cuteness is over 1000!

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Well, I'm glad he's susceptible to cuteness, because HE HAS A GUN!!!!!!

[Will Guide 21,360]

@ShadowDash13

(Sadly) Go ahead, and give me your worst punishment. The Changelings outcasted me for trying to be friendly and everypony else hates me for what I am!

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

I'm not going to kill you! I'm going to hug you!

Technically, feeding off my friendship for long periods of time might cause medical problems, so you are technically killing me... but that's way in the future.

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,440]

You can't kill me. I will never die. I intend to live forever.

(so far, so good)

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

You have very many tails. That could be useful to me. If I can make you trip over them, you will stand no chance against me.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Ama take your tail as a trophy.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

OW! That hurts! Why would you pull my tail?

If this guy is heartless enough to pull an innocent pegasi's tail, he's going to easily kill me and not shed a tear.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

I need it for my new hunting hat.

[Snow 7,034]

19 hours ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Tank... flamethrower...

Why are we fighting? If we combined our power, we'd be unstoppable!

70 years ahead of you my dude~

Spoiler

@Lunar Echo hunting ey? should be fun.

Spoiler

For me that is. 

[Will Guide 21,360]

@Snow

Your red eye alone is intimidating enough to kill me.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

You'll never take me alive!
:V
 

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Is... is slime capable of killing something...? I've played Minecraft for a long time and never once been injured by slime.

Edited July 3, 2017 by ShadowDash13

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Well you wouldn't stop me.

Might not even even be able to slow me down :V