The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

Embrace the pixelated horror of my avatar.

Muhahahahaaaa!!!!!

Well your avatar is far more threatening tbh.

 

If you die from my avatar then wow, you're weak.  I'm the worst and weakest character in video game history, Jogurt. And you got killed by me? Yay!  Finally I'm useful at something.

Edited June 30, 2017 by ZethaPonderer

[Zachary 5,517]

Eh, I'll be Fine.

[Will Guide 21,325]

Boy, is @Zacharymad at me! Well, at least I go out listening to awesome music!

[Lunar Echo 10,334]

He'd need to be lucky.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

Futuristic armor and weapons does not make you superior.... especially when your prey knows magic. 

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

Consider me dead and incinerated to ashes since my avatar dies all the time.

I have,

1 Hit-Point 

1 Attack

1 Defense

1 Agility

7 Movement

 

You on the other hand. There is no comparison. I'm a joke character .

[Lunar Echo 10,334]

I'd kill him as a favour lol.

[Zachary 5,517]

Yeah, I'm Screwed.

[Whtttheflip 123]

An angry unicorn with a 2 string guitar is very dangerous. I´m screwed.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

I think I'd be more horrified than worried.

 

15 hours ago, ZethaPonderer said:

Consider me dead and incinerated to ashes since my avatar dies all the time.

Tick...

 

15 hours ago, ZethaPonderer said:

I have,

1 Hit-Point 

1 Attack

1 Defense

1 Agility

7 Movement

 

You on the other hand. There is no comparison. I'm a joke character .

Not really sure how I can give you a precise comparison without knowing where the cap is for stats... but yeah you're pretty screwed.

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

I'm getting deja vu here and feel like we have been in this situation before Frostflame... None the less. I'm probably pretty screwed.

[Dagobiscuit 8,091]

I can deal with the horn, and the fangs, but those penetrating red eyes, no.

I'm screwed. 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

StarDoge Glimmer will rise up! >:3

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Hmmm... well, on the one hand, you have magic and a doge face.

On the other hand, I can just fly to Cloudsdale to escape you whenever you get near.

 

So, as long as you don't go too overboard with your plans, I should be fine.

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

4 hours ago, Lunar Echo said:

I'd kill him as a favour lol.

If you're going to kill Jogurt at least have the decency to put him out his misery for his absolute uselessness.

 

@ShadowDash13

You don't look that threatening to me and I wouldn't take you seriously if you decide to go after me. What have I done to you to deserve such a cruel fate?

[Prophet 610]

He stares at the stuffed animal looking creature. 

"...Umm.."

He picks him up and places him in a cute little cage with a muffin inside

 

Edited July 1, 2017 by Prophet

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

No...... NO........ NOOOOOO!!!!!

I don't know how he does it, but somehow.... that unicorn has powers beyond that of any other unicorn. NOPONY can style hair that quickly...

He's gonna trap me in one of those fancy suits, and I'll never escape.......

[firewing628 22]

I shall face it head on, I have no fear!

[Prophet 610]

@ShadowDash13

Come now, Just a bit off the top

@firewing628

Before you kill me.. How about a haircut?

[Ninja Pizza BatCat 3,258]

Hmmm unicorn  it will be interesting  o3o

[Will Guide 21,325]

@Count Werdowp

I just hope I get turned into a minion of yours. That way, I could serve you and your awesomeness forever!

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

Huh... Well if it's a bug off... I'm pink. So I win o3o

[Will Guide 21,325]

@Handsome Changeling

I fail to see how pink makes you a winner.

Still, I don't know what I did to enrage you, but if my torture satisfy you, then proceed!

[Ninja Pizza BatCat 3,258]

20 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

I just hope I get turned into a minion of yours. That way, I could serve you and your awesomeness forever!

Nah  you are not my  minion   you are my right hand

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

Bats eat bugs normally, but I'm a pretty damn tall and bulky bug, pretty confident I won't die today... Hopefully