The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[The_Gobo 36,257]

You're a skeleton D:
I can't eat that!
 

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

I feel like if I just keep throwing food at you I will be fine.

[Will Guide 21,325]

@Handsome Changeling

Oh no, I hope he actually kills me and not drag me back to a post-Season 6, revenge-seeking, Ex-Queen Chrysalis, who no doubt has a worse punishment in mind!

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Umm... yeah, if he tries to kill me, I'm doomed. He's a changeling. He can just become an alicorn and shoot me down from the sky.

Maybe begging for mercy will work on him...

[Will Guide 21,325]

Just now, ShadowDash13 said:

Umm... yeah, if he tries to kill me, I'm doomed. He's a changeling. He can just become an alicorn and shoot me down from the sky.

Maybe begging for mercy will work on him...

Very well! I'll spare your life if you'll spare mine!

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

If I win i get to eat @Baby Flyer if you win I get to eat you @WiiGuy2014 o3o win win for me 

[Will Guide 21,325]

4 minutes ago, Arid_Blitz said:

If I win i get to eat @Baby Flyer if you win I get to eat you @WiiGuy2014 o3o win win for me 

That makes no sense. If I win, shouldn't YOU be the one who gets eaten? Because you're the one who woulf have lost?

Edited July 5, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

I don't lose 

But fine you win I babysit @Baby Flyer and not bake him or eat in anyway 

[Will Guide 21,325]

Okay, but Fair warning: If I hear @Baby Flyer crying for any reason, I WILL come running!

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

*tosses "Immortal's Bane", but purposely misses, coming inches away from your throat*

I'd reconsider if I were you... very few ponies can stand up to me.

Edited July 5, 2017 by Snowflake Frostflame

[Will Guide 21,325]

@Snowflake Frostflame

I'll make sure to humiliate you by impersonating you and ruining your reputation before you kill me! MWA-Ha-Ha-Ha!

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,000]

On 2 July 2017 at 7:51 AM, Snowflake Frostflame said:

Screw it I've had to change my post 3 times now.... EVERYONE IS DYING

Nuclear launch?! Perfect. My mortal flesh and blood will be stripped away and I, the great Rarity will ascend to the realms of glamour and I shall be reincarnated as the Goddess that I really am! I shall than pass fashion-judgement and begin the great cleansing on those who are not fashion-savvy.

[Zachary 5,517]

Oh No! I can't let Rarity Kill me, I really love Rarity so much.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I don't think they'll hurt anyone with Metal :3

 

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

@Zachary Bring it Rarity!!!!

I'mma stab you with my sword, gut you, and wear you like leather.

Show me your fancy shmancy Martial Arts. I can take it.

 

@The_Gobo Except you. You're a nice slime.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I don't know... those eyes seem scary,

I might be screwed D:

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

@The_Gobo

I wonder if I'll go out like Judge Doom being dipped!

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,000]

20 minutes ago, ZethaPonderer said:

@Zachary Bring it Rarity!!!!

I'mma stab you with my sword, gut you, and wear you like leather.

Show me your fancy shmancy Martial Arts. I can take it.

 

@The_Gobo Except you. You're a nice slime.

You're ( good catch Gobo ) a dog. Forget martial arts, an electrical shock collar would probably get the job done...

 

As for The Gobo, he might get slime on my gorgeous les cheveux!!....... EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited July 5, 2017 by Rarity the Supreme

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I'll do worse than get slime on your... whatever that is...

I'll correct your grammar
You're* a dog.

 

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

@Rarity the Supreme First of. I'm a hamster. Not a dog. So that electrical collar isn't gonna do jack squat to me. Plus, I dare you to even put that collar on me without having to use your Martial Arts to subdue me.  

[Zachary 5,517]

I'll be Fine.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I'll steal their guitar =w=

 

[Zachary 5,517]

I bet you can't and I'm Screwed.

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,000]

1 minute ago, ZethaPonderer said:

@Rarity the Supreme First of. I'm a hamster. Not a dog. So that electrical collar isn't gonna do jack squat to me. Plus, I dare you to even put that collar on me without having to use your Martial Arts to subdue me.  

You're a hamster?! Oh dear, nature sure can be cruel. I'm so glad that I was blessed with MY glamorous appearance.

 

Now that I know what abomination of a body you reside in, I actually want to put you down for your own good....oh Rarity, you're so nice, always thinking of others before yourself...

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Well if you're screwed, you should know that after I'm done with you ... I'll take your guitar :V