The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[luftschloss 831]

Slimes are the lowest-level enemy in almost every game they're included in. I think I'll live to see another day. (Sorry)

Edited December 29, 2017 by luftschlosslicious

[Dan. 1,825]

Not likelyl

[Cash In 21,595]

Pretty screwed.

But, the purple man has some tricks up his sleeve...

[Dan. 1,825]

Not likely again..even if you did i'd regenerate later.

[Tao 6,752]

Meh,  he's an overdone spicey chicken wing!

 

[Dan. 1,825]

And you're every furaffinity fur sona i've ever seen :b

[Deae Rising Shine~ 52,541]

im screwed, if he wants to kill me D:

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I can out-hug them :3

9 hours ago, luftschlosslicious said:

Slimes are the lowest-level enemy in almost every game they're included in. I think I'll live to see another day. (Sorry)

Why does everyone think I'm an enemy T3T

 

[pinkiepartypie 779]

14 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

I can out-hug them :3

Why does everyone think I'm an enemy T3T

 

OH GOD A SLIME WITH A FACE 
dont gobble me up-
but depends how big..hmmm

[MidnightFire1222 1,685]

Eh...on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say 1, maybe 2. She seems far more interested in perpetually chasing her tail.

[pinkiepartypie 779]

6 minutes ago, MidnightFire1222 said:

Eh...on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say 1, maybe 2. She seems far more interested in perpetually chasing her tail.

Mew


Can the tardis attack? I dont think it can  Im good ^6

[MidnightFire1222 1,685]

5 minutes ago, pinkiepartypie said:

Mew


Can the tardis attack? I dont think it can  Im good ^6

Lol, it depends if it were a battle TARDIS. The Doctor's isn't. I guess it could kill you if it landed on you and didn't phase you inside, or if it was its real weight and punched a whole through the planet, or blew up like it did in that one 2-parter and destroyed the universe before the Doctor fixed it.

 

Also, still not convinced that the tail-chasing kitty will come kill me anytime soon.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I'm pretty sure the TARDIS can kill... literally the entire timeline of everything.
So we're ALL pretty screwed D:
 

41 minutes ago, pinkiepartypie said:

OH GOD A SLIME WITH A FACE 
dont gobble me up-
but depends how big..hmmm

Why would ... but I'm not that kinda...

HUH?

XD

[TBD 17,228]

el chapo? hmmmm....

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Killed by lung cancer because of cigarette

[Deae Rising Shine~ 52,541]

not screwed at all

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Not screwed at all either ! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I can escape pretty easy =w=

 

[Deae Rising Shine~ 52,541]

Big Boss as Goo? Shit, im so dead

[The_Gobo 36,257]

My beard could take them on :3

 

[TBD 17,228]

a pirate slime...I dont want to be keelhauled. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Well they've so far failed to shoot me down, so I think I'll be fine :3

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Not screwed at all, really.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I can't hug their face D:
What am I to do?!
 

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,000]

Normally, I'd merely scoff at the prospect of my adorable little sentient slime doing anything to harm me.

But...he's looking a little more...irascible than usual. I guess that I'd better head for the bunker...