Kill the user above you in random way

[Hyper Tumble 1,483]

I choke you with a Jumbo Hotdog

[fimdash 1,196]

set fire to your hair

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

Drowned in a strawberry milkshake.

[Wingnut 6,990]

Accidentally crushed by one of my walls of text. 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Choked by a kettle-cooked potato chip.

[Keezuw 107]

Stuffed into a banana.

[Transblitz 129]

Honeybadger

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Lock you into a room and while listening to all of Justin Bieber's albums on loop.

[Keezuw 107]

Lock you inside a room WITH Justin Bieber himself!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Lock you inside a room WITH Justin Bieber himself!

[Transblitz 129]

A deadly game of cat and...other cat

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

Buried in a mountain of gifs.

[Wingnut 6,990]

You take an avatar to the knee. 

 

Gee, I can't believe I just invoked that old meme.

[True Rarity 1,240]

Made you listen to opera music until you go insane and die.

[Proton 565]

Hit you with a spoon until you die.

[Luximus 482]

CHAOS BLAST!

[Johnny Canuck 12]

Drop an anvil on your head.

[Proton 565]

Silence! I kill you!

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Death by KILL KITTENS!

[Bonko 73]

Blown up by a Rainbow Dash AT4. 

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Hit by an fallen airplane.

[DrumBeat 8]

Head explodes from my awesome drumming.

[Proton 565]

Consumed by the darkness.

[~Chaotic Fireball~ 499]

Death by monkeys!!!

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Bludgeoned by Bandicoots.