NavelColt 22,881 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 Everyone believes they're so safe, on their quaint little pony message board. Protected by the benevolent Feld0 and his roaming moderator hounds. Everyone believes that, despite some shortcomings every now and then, that everything will ultimately turn out okay. In the past, I've been known to let slip a few high-security corporate documents do the public. Such forum-wide secrets such as Feld0's secret project to brainwash all members into worshiping Twilight Sparkle who do not already, and the true story of Scootalien the Turkey Admin, and his ascension. I have now returned to let loose a hushed secret so great, that the gods themselves tremble at the real intentions planned by the Feldian Computer. The removal of Pony Bulletin, the destruction of game servers, retirements, outsourcing problematic sections to their own confinements such as Debate Pit and Twilicorn sections, and even condensing staff ranks into as a specific an order as we have. Do you believe all these events are unplanned, even random? Gaze upon the truth. Some may have caught on by now, of the facts sitting right in front of you. Scientist Ponies Annihilating Mankind Do you not see? Poniverse is an elaborate trap, built on false tellings of love and friendship. Zoop, Key, Vexx, Jonke; none of them could handle the truth. None of them could do the unspeakable things that Feld0 plans to do to you all, to the entire world. So they left and will be assassinated one by one for their defection. At BronyCon, Feld0 will unleash the full might of his 8 month project, and the entire brony community will be brainwashed to do his bidding, or be destroyed. First, you must run. Do not follow the same fate as those who have perished in the past. Then, you must gather your forces. You must unite, so that you can take on the enemy with combined hooves. Once united together, find Zoop, the Hermit of the High Hills, he will give you advice on your journey. Lastly, rendezvous with myself at the Valley of the Forgotten. We will take the menace down together, and we will rebuild our world after this blue menace is six feet under. And after having manipulated and used you all, the Feldicorn will finally be out of the way, and @ and I can freely take over the multiverse. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki 5,855 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 What side am I on, again? 1 You'll be entranced by me ♥ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion RD92 8,658 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 I have no idea what you just said, but okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Rat 4,772 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 Intriguing yet low-tempered tale, male sibling umm... I don't know who to side with... I'm scared 3 Thank you Nas for the sig :3 #HugWoona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Periwinkle 3,775 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 IT'S A TRAP. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quilava 1,290 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 I have no idea what you just said, but okay. And your avatar couldn't be any more fitting for that statement X3 On topic: I'm with on this one... Us Pokémon could use a world without mankind... 'd probably be a lot more peaceful for us. But then again, a community run by a... chaotic...being of...chaos *6_9?* could also prove to be a favourable option as well. Much debate is needed here 2 ^~Signature by Me~^ ~^Click on the Image above for already made signatures/graphics^~ Request A Signature | Have a Question? | Signature Tips/Tricks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi 1,309 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 I think you should be a script writer for Rockstar games, @~Chaotic Discord~, the we can have Grand Theft Auto: Ponyville, with this being a plot in some way. 3 Take Me Out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavelColt 22,881 July 3, 2013 Author Share July 3, 2013 IT'S A TRAP. It's no fun without the video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Rat 4,772 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 I think you should be a script writer for Rockstar games, @~Chaotic Discord~, the we can have Grand Theft Auto: Ponyville, with this being a plot in some way.Grand Theft Chariot: Canterlot Thank you Nas for the sig :3 #HugWoona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Periwinkle 3,775 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 Grand Theft Auto: Ponyville It's no fun without the video. That awkward moment when you put the headphones on but forget to plug them in and Admiral Ackbar wakes your brother up at 2:30 in the morning... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 Everyone believes they're so safe, on their quaint little pony message board. Protected by the benevolent Feld0 and his roaming moderator hounds. Everyone believes that, despite some shortcomings every now and then, that everything will ultimately turn out okay. In the past, I've been known to let slip a few high-security corporate documents do the public. Such forum-wide secrets such as Feld0's secret project to brainwash all members into worshiping Twilight Sparkle who do not already, and the true story of Scootalien the Turkey Admin, and his ascension. I have now returned to let loose a hushed secret so great, that the gods themselves tremble at the real intentions planned by the Feldian Computer. The removal of Pony Bulletin, the destruction of game servers, retirements, outsourcing problematic sections to their own confinements such as Debate Pit and Twilicorn sections, and even condensing staff ranks into as a specific an order as we have. Do you believe all these events are unplanned, even random? Gaze upon the truth. Some may have caught on by now, of the facts sitting right in front of you. SPAM.png Scientist Ponies Annihilating Mankind Do you not see? Poniverse is an elaborate trap, built on false tellings of love and friendship. Zoop, Key, Vexx, Jonke; none of them could handle the truth. None of them could do the unspeakable things that Feld0 plans to do to you all, to the entire world. So they left and will be assassinated one by one for their defection. At BronyCon, Feld0 will unleash the full might of his 8 month project, and the entire brony community will be brainwashed to do his bidding, or be destroyed. First, you must run. Do not follow the same fate as those who have perished in the past. Then, you must gather your forces. You must unite, so that you can take on the enemy with combined hooves. Once united together, find Zoop, the Hermit of the High Hills, he will give you advice on your journey. Lastly, rendezvous with myself at the Valley of the Forgotten. We will take the menace down together, and we will rebuild our world after this blue menace is six feet under. And after having manipulated and used you all, the Feldicorn will finally be out of the way, and @ and I can freely take over the multiverse. It's not like I didn't warn you beforehand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi 1,309 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 ADMIRE IT, MOTHERBUCKERS. http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/243/e/8/grand_theft_auto__ponyville_hd_by_ikonradx-d5d3kz5.png 2 Take Me Out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutter's lover <3 8,206 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 I'm sorry but..... Fluttershy's lover, she's my waifu. I'm in love and obsessed with her, she's given me shyabetes. *Hnnnng* Yellow Pink Squee Blogs | Ask one of Fluttershy's biggest fans | Official Fluttershy fanclub page! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift 4,272 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 K 1 Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootalove 10,689 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 I guess we knew it would happen. THE END IS NEIGH! Credit: Moony © Forum FAQ Forum Rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Soldier 2,044 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 What side am I on, again?You're a donor. You provide the money for the staff. Therefore, you are part of the Imperial 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiance64 7,053 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 Secrets and lies, secrets and lies I tells yas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Diamond 7,569 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 I can neither confirm nor deny what CD has said here. Feld0 is, however, contacting his legal team as we speak. We may at last be at the tipping point! 1 Domine, tu omnia nosti, tu scis quia amo te. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 This is all a silly joke. Move along. Lord Feld0 has no such evil plans. Great master Feld0 can do no wrong. Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi 1,309 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 (edited) This is all a silly joke. Move along. Lord Feld0 has no such evil plans. Great master Feld0 can do no wrong. HE'S BEEN BRAINWASHED. IT'S ALREADY STARTING. Edited July 3, 2013 by The Paris Swing Box 2 Take Me Out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 HE'S BEEN BRAINWASHED. IT'S ALREADY STARTING.There is no brainwashing. Just Lord Feld0 and His greatness. He means no harm. Simply go along with His plans. He will not harm you. Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi 1,309 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 There is no brainwashing. Just Lord Feld0 and His greatness. He means no harm. Simply go along with His plans. He will not harm you. As much as I 'worship' Feld0, for lack of a better term, I won't let him use meh Brony powers for wrong doing! Take Me Out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 As much as I 'worship' Feld0, for lack of a better term, I won't let him use meh Brony powers for wrong doing! He is doing no wrong. Just let things happen. Let things happen...let things happen...let things happen...let things happen... Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi 1,309 July 3, 2013 Share July 3, 2013 He is doing no wrong. Just let things happen. Let things happen...let things happen...let things happen...let things happen... With this topic of Feld0 brainwashing us, I motion that there becometh a new religion, and the Lord is Feld0. We'll call it, Pony-ism. Take Me Out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporeon 1,168 July 5, 2013 Share July 5, 2013 (edited) Us Pokémon could use a world without mankind... 'd probably be a lot more peaceful for us. Hey, I would have made that happen if Black and Reshiram didn't defeat me... With this topic of Feld0 brainwashing us, I motion that there becometh a new religion, and the Lord is Feld0. We'll call it, Pony-ism. *Feld0-ism Edited July 5, 2013 by N-Harmonia 2 Eeveelutions: @Vaporeon: N-Harmonia : Ampharos @Flareon: Descant/Bard @Espeon: Locked @Umbreon: Lhee @Leafeon: Firebolt @Glaceon: Mal @Sylveon: Don'tDropThatDedenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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