[Suggestive Material Warning] Meanwhile in Omegle...

[Naught Important 434]

So a stranger and I were asked to write a story. Here's how it went:

 

You: Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away...

 

Stranger: there was a beautiful woman

You: who was instantly raped at birth

Stranger: she hadent realized what it was until

You: age 2

Stranger: thats when her life started going downhill

You: Like a run-away tricycle

Stranger: she got depressed

You: and suicidal

Stranger: and tried to kill herself but then she found the lord

You: and the lord accidentally pressed the "Send to Hell" Button

Stranger: oops, bitch.

You: And then the girl found her sorry ass in hell

You: Burning

Stranger: but she escaped because of a mighty tiger

You: And He-man

You: -Master of the univers

You: -e

Stranger: she layed there confused?

You: But by the power of Greyskull, he had the power, and they killed Satan.

Stranger: together, they killed satan. with their bare paws and hands

You: And when they surfaced, the girl went to high-school and found a really cute vampire boy (That sparkles) and made him her girlfriend.

Stranger: but she ended up killing herself bc he was 2 ratcher

Stranger: and ended up back in hell

Stranger: with that goddamn tiger

You: And He-man, master of the universe

You: They had found out, by killing Satan, Hell was in total anarchy.

You: They all left to see God, who was furious for some reason.

You: Apparently, SATAN WAS GOD'S HOMOSEXUAL HUSBAND!! (DUN DUN DUNNNN)

You: Then God sent all of his angel slaves to attack the group, but once again...

Stranger: THE END I GTG BYE LUV U GIRL

 

I was going to say that "By the power of Greyskull, they had the power, and killed God." but he interrupted me.

 

[Solace 407]

i thought i saw weird , but this beats it

[Naught Important 434]

i cri evry tim

[Eureka 1,119]

I can't wait for the movie.

[Darrala 269]

Haha, what a story Star Scribe.

 

[long gone 8,929]

[Smarts 1,626]

A book about this would win so many awards that I would lose count.

[stainesbrony 219]

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