How do you masticate?

[Tyger 213]

Fast, slow? Mouth open? Do you make a lot of noise? Do you tend to get all watery? Or are you a little weird and do it like a cow?

Edited February 15, 2012 by Tigger

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Awww I was hoping you left the OP blank so people misunderstand what the word masticate means and freak out.

 

I was going to say "very slow and lusciously"

[Keypassion 232]

Depends on what I'm eating.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

...

 

This topic was meant to be read wrong, right?

 

Please tell me I wasn't the only one who read it wrong.

[Prince Lightning Da Cute 619]

Masticate? sounds like something very clop-y hmmmmmm?

[Tyger 213]

I'm masticating with some chocolate as I type this.

[Aureity 3,055]

Heh, nice try. But my bio teacher already tried that same trick last year, so no dice.

[Skullbuster 1,906]

I googled it,

 

For those of you who don't know, mastication = chewing as in chewing your food

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

tons of people usually watch me masticate

[Electrobolt 2,069]

...

 

This topic was meant to be read wrong, right?

 

Please tell me I wasn't the only one who read it wrong.

 

I'm sure others thought the same... Fortunately for me I already knew the difference

[Espeon 338]

I hate when people masticate with their mouths open

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

usually when I masticate I'm thinking about angina

[Guest]

I masticate like a boss!

[Stoner Spike 185]

Lol?

 

Well, what am I eating?

 

LOVE THIS PLAY ON WORDS...rofl'd reading some of the posts here

[Fizz. 1,078]

I masticate in public a LOT. Some people don't mind, others do though.

[Stoner Spike 185]

Fast, slow? Mouth open? Do you make a lot of noise? Do you tend to get all watery? Or are you a little weird and do it like a cow?

 

By the way, that's what HE said.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Sometimes I like to call my bros over and we all masticate in the living room while watching the game

[Eenohay 318]

All you guys actually misread the title at first, oh my, get your minds of the alcantarilla. I actually thought "Now that's a random question"

 

And to be honest, I have no idea, I've never stopped to think how I masticate

[FinalGamer 192]

I just get it over with as quickly as possible.

[Cyphere 2]

I masticate slowly, because if I masticate too fast I don't taste the food.

[83awsm 234]

Mastication is a fine art...

 

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

I babysit, so I masticate alot around kids.

[Keypassion 232]

I masticate everywhere.

[CUINJALE 120]

I've been masticating on the inside of my cheek all day.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Masticating at a funeral is not cool.

 

But masticating throughout the reception afterwards is!