Count to a million

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

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When I was a lot younger, sometimes, just sometimes, I'd hug trees because I thought nature was wonderful.

My how times have changed! 

Edited September 8, 2014 by The Crimson Cross

[Overdrive 5,366]

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Actually, we're operating in tandem. She has the ability to say and do what she wants, but I'm still in control.

Edited September 8, 2014 by Smash N Dash

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

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165212

 

But what fun is that?

 

Honestly, darling, what gave you such an idea?

 

Pfft. Just parodying the pony hypnosis. Opkors, I wouldn't allow myself to "install" a computing OS into a brain. Plus, it's currently NOT POSSIBLE...

[Zyla Fae 5,359]

166.,217+

[Wind Chaser 4,768]

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166209

Lawl.

I should hypnotize myself to be the wind chaser.

Please don't. You don't know what it's like! You'll have no skills, no talents, you'll hate your life, and if you screw up bad enough, you'll kill yourself! Edited September 8, 2014 by Wind Chaser

[Fishy Stick 7,544]

166,214

 

Was I that tree Wolfie? Maybe the Fluttershy worked after all 

 

*Hugs Wolfie back*

Edited September 8, 2014 by Sir Snapp

[Zyla Fae 5,359]

166.,223+

[Overdrive 5,366]

166224

 

Now, what should we do about your hair?

 

I think my hair is just fine, Rarity. There's no need to touch it.

Edited September 8, 2014 by Smash N Dash

[Wind Chaser 4,768]

166224

 

I'm a terrible person, Wolf! You don't want to do it!

[BastementSparkle 20,323]

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Come on Smash. Let her work on your hair a bit. If you don't like it you can always change it back.

Edited September 8, 2014 by PrincessBase

[Naiya The Brony 483]

166 224

I tried this hypnotism once, nothing happened to me XD but it was relaxing though

[Overdrive 5,366]

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*In unison* I don't think anypony would want to do it.

 

Me: well, that's a first.

 

Edit: I don't have much hair. I just got it cut not too long ago.

Edited September 8, 2014 by Smash N Dash

[SparklingSquirrels 21,302]

166225

 

So much depression these days -_-

 

EDIT: I meant to post this right after Wind.

Edited September 8, 2014 by SparklingSwirls

[DubWolf 17,196]

166225

 

But I want to chase the wind! I'm not really chasing anything right now :c.

 

Swirly!!! Hey again .

 

*holds swirly close and noms on her *

Edited September 8, 2014 by SparkWolf

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

165225,

Fluttershy is the best kind of tree, we all know that!

And well, today is all well and good, I think I'll go make a nice warm beverage of some kind so I'll be back shortly! 

[Fishy Stick 7,544]

166,232

 

Oh okay.

Edited September 8, 2014 by Sir Snapp

[BastementSparkle 20,323]

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Then it'll probably be easier to change it back if you don't like what she does.

[Hopes and Memes 391]

166224

Chica be leik

"GET THAT MOFO"

Bonnie be leik

"Lol, I'm gonna get chu. Lemme look at dat azz first doe"

Foxy be like:

"I'M COMING FOR DAT ASS MOFO, BE REDY."

Freddy be like:

"Just chillin' under your chair better be ready.

AREN'T YOU READY FOR FREDDY?"

[Wind Chaser 4,768]

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166225

But I want to chase the wind! I'm not really chasing anything right now :c.

Swirly!!! Hey again .

*holds swirly close and noms on her *

Chasing the wind is metaphorical. It means pointlessness.

[Overdrive 5,366]

166236

 

Perhaps a makeover is in order, Swirly? Where shall I begin?

 

Well, you have a point, Base.

Edited September 8, 2014 by Smash N Dash

[DubWolf 17,196]

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166232

 

 

Chasing the wind is metaphorical. It means pointlessness.

I know, but what if it's not really the wind I am chasing? My mindset will have me chase something whether or not I think it's the wind.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,302]

166234

 

@Snapp: ...Nevermind.

 

*is nommed *

Edited September 8, 2014 by SparklingSwirls

[Overdrive 5,366]

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By the way, this isn't freaking anyone out, is it?

 

Why would you say that, darling?

[DubWolf 17,196]

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[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

165237,

Well Hey Hey Hey Swirling One!