DasCapschen 7,775 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324.781 I like you don't understand them and I rofl here :'D There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t. 3 „I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“ „This is intolerable!“ „Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kawaii Besu 28,030 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324781 Me neither, Raritas. 2 Count to numbers with 7 digits! CtaM FM: You can always "count" on us when a new pony episode comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomk 20,666 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324xxx Alright. I love you Raritas 1 I refuse to let go until you're impressed. I refuse to let go until I'm depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deae Rising Shine~ 57,185 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324.784 Grand Prix from Malaysia 2013 Qualifying 2 1.Fernando Alonso 1,45.503 2.Lewis Hamilton 1,45.876 3.Sebastian Vettel 1,46.040 4.Mark Webber 1,46.206 5.Felipe Massa 1,46.354 6.Nico Rosberg 1,46.463 7.Rising Shine 1,46.517 8.Jenson Button 1,46.923 9.Kimi Räikkönen 1,47.095 10.Sergio Perez 1,47.154 11.Nico Hülkenberg 1,47.199 ... 13.Paul di Resta 1,48.822 ... 16.Daniel Ricciardo 1,49.175 Legends never die. Ponies neither. Rainbow Dash is best pony! Ava made by Pandora^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasCapschen 7,775 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324783 Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?” The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu” “Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.” :lol: :lol:That one is even better than the 8 bytes walk into a bar one xD „I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“ „This is intolerable!“ „Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomk 20,666 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324xxx Why do programmers confuse Halloween for Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25 2 I refuse to let go until you're impressed. I refuse to let go until I'm depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasCapschen 7,775 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 (edited) 324787 DOS: Defunct Operating SystemWINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs IBM: I Blame Microsoft MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity Woona, I posted that already :comeatus: Edited July 24, 2015 by CAPTNCTAM 2 „I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“ „This is intolerable!“ „Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano 1,704 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324784 These are priceless The artwork to the left of the signature is of my new *under construction* OC and was lovingly drawn by @ThePiDay. I'm incredibly grateful for and delighted with his work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasCapschen 7,775 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 (edited) 324.789 Why computers are like men: In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model. Why computers are like women: No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. Edited July 24, 2015 by CAPTNCTAM 4 „I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“ „This is intolerable!“ „Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raritas 6,820 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324'789 Alright. I love you Raritas Likewise as a friend ol' buddy ol' pal MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers LOL Well I guess I'm in with this group xD "Sometimes I wish I could imagine myself 10 years from now, out of college, living life without boundaries. But, at the end of the day, it's just a step closer to the future. The future tends to unfold as it should... well, at least I think it does." - Kitty0706 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomk 20,666 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324xxx Okay. A computer science student is studying under a tree when another pulls up on a new bike. The first student asks "Nice bike. Where'd you get it?" The second student replied, "A girl came to me on her bike, took off her clothes, and told me I could have anything I wanted. So I got the bike" "Good choice! The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway!" 6 I refuse to let go until you're impressed. I refuse to let go until I'm depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasCapschen 7,775 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324792 :'D Q: How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? A: An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you. „I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“ „This is intolerable!“ „Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonClaw 8,173 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324,793 MLPForums "Self-Proclaimed" Kamen Rider NutNow, count up your sins!I do Traditional commissions, by the way! See them HERE! Banner was done by the wonderful Kyoshi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasCapschen 7,775 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324.794 A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?" „I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“ „This is intolerable!“ „Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastementSparkle 20,334 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 (edited) 324795 Hi Poison. Edited July 24, 2015 by BaysemeantPoneigh Twilight is best pony. Why hello MLPForums! What have ya been up to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasCapschen 7,775 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324.796 When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb. :'D „I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“ „This is intolerable!“ „Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kawaii Besu 28,030 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324796 3 Count to numbers with 7 digits! CtaM FM: You can always "count" on us when a new pony episode comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasCapschen 7,775 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 (edited) 324798 ["hip","hip"] (hip hip array!) Edited July 24, 2015 by CAPTNCTAM „I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“ „This is intolerable!“ „Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deae Rising Shine~ 57,185 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324.798 Grand Prix from Malaysia 2013 Qualifying 1.Fernando Alonso/Ferrari 2.Sebastian Vettel/Red Bull 3.Lewis Hamilton/Mercedes 4.Mark Webber/Red Bull 5.Nico Rosberg/Mercedes 6.Felipe Massa/Ferrari 7.Rising Shine/Marussia 8.Jenson Button/McLaren 9.Sergio Perez/McLaren 10.Kimi Räikkönen/Lotus 11.Nico Hülkenberg/Sauber ... 13.Paul di Resta/Force India ... 16.Daniel Ricciardo/Toro Rosso ... 18.Valtteri Bottas/Williams ... 21.Jules Bianchi/Marussia Legends never die. Ponies neither. Rainbow Dash is best pony! Ava made by Pandora^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasCapschen 7,775 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324799 „I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“ „This is intolerable!“ „Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomk 20,666 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324xxx There are three types of lies Lies, damned lies, and benchmarks. 3 I refuse to let go until you're impressed. I refuse to let go until I'm depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano 1,704 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 3247## 324.789 Why computers are like men: In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model. Why computers are like women: No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. That is gold... 1 The artwork to the left of the signature is of my new *under construction* OC and was lovingly drawn by @ThePiDay. I'm incredibly grateful for and delighted with his work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasCapschen 7,775 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324.801 Software is like sex: It's better when it's free. -Linus Torvalds ALL HAIL LINUS! (that's the guy who made Linux ) 3 „I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“ „This is intolerable!“ „Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano 1,704 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 (edited) 324802 324xxx There are three types of lies Lies, damned lies, and benchmarks. And "preferred lies" :comeatus: *makes joke no one who doesn't know the difference between a 7 and and 8 iron will get* Edited July 24, 2015 by Nectar The artwork to the left of the signature is of my new *under construction* OC and was lovingly drawn by @ThePiDay. I'm incredibly grateful for and delighted with his work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasCapschen 7,775 July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 324.805 ---- Q: How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Yes. „I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“ „This is intolerable!“ „Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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