Funniest way you've woken up

[Dsanders 5,747]

I remember when I was like 9 and I was having this nightmare. I can't even remember what was I dreaming about but it sure as hell must have been scary for a 9 year old. Anyways lol. I think I was somehow able to become self aware in my nightmare, and strangely enough, I found myself able to control my physical body, as I was still having the nightmare.

 

So being the frantic 9 year old I was, I literally got up and out of the bed, with my eyes still freaking closed! I couldn't control my eyes for some reason, but I was able to move around the rest of my body. I was practically awake but I was still having the nightmare underneath my seemingly paralyzed eyelids...

 

I think I actually banged my head against the wall a few times, but still couldn't snap out of it. Eventually I forced my eyelids open and smacked myself a good few times in the face. And it was over...

 

Muscles act so freaking weird when you sleep lol

Edited August 15, 2013 by Sanderspie

[Sweets 198]

The funniest way i ever woke up was when i was in my room and i forgot to take off my airsoft gun and holster so i fell asleep with my gun while sleeping i accidentally grabbed it and while sleeping i pulled the trigger and shot my crotch, then woke up fell face first into my trash can.

Well, this is where I ask if your crotch was okay... Ouch 

 

As for me, the funniest way I ever woke up was probably when my mom brought home this little Shih-Tzu named Benjamin. I was asleep, and I heard my door open and light poured into my room. I look up at my mom. The dog is being held over me, and is NOT moving at all. I go "Aw, that's a cute plushie..."

 

And the little bastard starts BARKING! I nearly died, and umped straight up. "... IT'S REAL?!?!?" while everyone in the kitchen whole-heartedly laughed their asses off at me.

[Demirari 454]

The most embarrasing way I woke up was by a toothpick. This toothpick decided that being in my underwear was funny and best to say it, I jumped a lot that morning... It was embarrasing and hilarious.

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Ok, this is just absolutely hilarious. 

 

So...this past semester, I had a programming class that started at 8am. I was living in a dorm on campus. Anyway, the night before, I decided to stay up until 3am working on some music. I went to bed not knowing that I forgot to turn on my 7am alarm. As I was sleeping, 8am rolled in. I had an old 8am reminder that now acted as a reminder for class. I left my phone on max volume. "YOU PINKIE PROMISED!!!". Pinkie Pie said from my phone. I jumped nearly falling out of bed. I look and see that it's 8am. "Oh horseapples!" I say. I then quickly switch into my sport pants, pack the things I need and head off to class. 

[NightJolt 7]

Let me just put an image in your mind imagine waking up with three kittens on your lap and a 20 pound cat drooling on your face that's when I decided it was sometimes good to close the door

[Lost 1,410]

With it being summer i've been sleeping with the window open which means that the curtain sometimes brushes my arm whilst i am sleeping, over the past few months i have woken up a few times panicking and standing on the other side of the room looking for what had woken me, before resigning myself back to bed.

 

I have woken up on the floor of a bathroom before after getting very drunk, turns out i went in there to throw up and fell to sleep in there.

[Jackie 57]

When my brother pulled me out of bed and dragged me out of the door by my ankles. I didn't think it was funny at all at the time but he did.

[MotoBrony 77]

Face down, half off the bed, Space Jam theme playing, legs still on the bed so I'm in a scorpion position.

Personally I think the Space Jam theme makes it rib-crushingly hilarious, but that's just me

[Dark Moon 965]

It wasn't funny then, but now that I look back on it, it was pretty funny.

 

If I remember correctly I had just had a nightmare and I woke up with my arms and legs up in the air flailing violently. I can just imagine somebody watching that and laughing their ass off.

 

Also I woke up one time with my sisters cat laying on my face once, that was a "fun" one. 

[Ember Gleam 167]

Oh man this brings tears to my eyes but it is totally relevant to this thread. My mom and dad used to unleash the hounds of fury upon me. Those hounds of course being our 2 minature shnazures. That was always our signature wake up call with them tearing off our blankets and making cute barking sounds. Man I wish that wakeup =)

[WafflePony 20]

This was a year ago, when I was 12. One night, I went to bed and passed out almost instantly. The next morning, for some reason, I woke up on a rocking horse my mom was holding onto for her friend. And, again, don't ask why, I started screaming when I saw the horse. And I Pinkie promise I'm telling the whole truth.

[MichaelxXxTrixie 433]

I was sleeping one night in my room absolutely normally, I woke up and I was on the floor naked. Yeah I only sleep in my underwear so it's perfectly reasonable that it slipped off but the funny thing was that my friend was in my room to and he was sleeping on the floor next to me. So I slowly slid away, he still doesn't know that happened.

Edited August 16, 2013 by MichaelxXxVinyl

[John 793]

Apparently my Roommate sleepwalks >.< so one night he jumped off the top bunk and held his blanket up and then started saying gibberish, waking me up.

 

There was another time, which is the only time I personally have ever sleepwalked.  I was staying at a hotel in the city and we were on the 24th floor.  I woke up and thought I was still in my dream, and I thought there were little booby traps that we're about to go off (like little guns trying to shoot me).  I frantically opened up the door to exit the room and saw the hallway in the hotel.  I was like dafuq and I paused for 5 seconds until I realized I was awake.  That was weird.  Good thing I didn't jump out the window!

Edited August 16, 2013 by John

[Inkie Pie 37]

I was sharing a room with one of my cousins who I believe is gay, (I don't have anything against gay people).

 

The next morning I woke up with my belt unbuckled and pants pulled down.

[John 793]

I was sharing a room with one of my cousins who I believe is gay, (I don't have anything against gay people).

 

The next morning I woke up with my belt unbuckled and pants pulled down.

 

 

Gah!  That's creepy!  Hopefully your cousin isn't incestuous!  ... ... ... ...

That would be messed up on so many levels!

But realistically, it was probably just you that did that.

Edited August 16, 2013 by John

[Gone for good 1,593]

Man so like I was taking a nap during Otakon, which is the giant anime convention the week after Bronycon at the same freaking convention center, and I was having a very nice nap that involved me having a dream where I was laying down on some clouds... was drinking some coconut water straight from a coconut... was enjoying having my feet getting rubbed by angels...

 

 

...and then somebody next to me decided it was time to break out his speakers that were the size of me and start blasting some good ol' Hatsune Miku at full freaking blast!

[Luna'sLoyalist 0]

Once I woke up in an perfect X position with my arms and legs sprawled out and my face in my pillow. Also another time I had a bunk bed and I was on the top and when I was sleeping I felt like I was flying and in reality I was falling from the top of the bed. It all ended when I hit the giant pillow on the ground.(it was there in case I actually fell of my bed)

[RubyVesper 100]

I don't know if it counts, but I had woken up from a nightmare when I was very young. I also woke up next to the washing machine in the attic, probably fell asleep there. Point is, I was walking down the stairs, still foggy from the nightmare, and I wanted to get to my mum. At the last step, I zoned out for less than half a second, I faceplanted into the floor so hard that I pretty much smashed most of the blood vessels in my cheek, resulting in a face entirely covered in blood. My 5 year old self did not like driving to the hospital at 4 AM.

 

Funniest way I've fallen asleep is quite hilarious. I was about 5 years old, and together with my brother we were constantly jumping from the closet to the bed in my mom's bedroom. I was so tired that halfway through making the fourth jump, my legs gave out, and I suddenly fell asleep whilst falling into the laundry basket. Woke up on my side, still in the basket, against the fence that kept me from falling off the stairs in the hallway.

[Sapphire Quill 1,186]

On the ground... on the other side of the room... With my Blankets on... With Messed up hair... and a really itchy back..

Normal Life is the Life.

[Rainboom Dash 1,056]

This happened recently:

 

My cats often bunk with me in my room (they just love my bed) and the other night I was woken up by something tickling my legs. Turns out it was my cat walking on me. I had a good laugh about it though.

[~Silver Essence~ 2,625]

Funniest way I woke up was by hanging on the lower part of my bed like I was upside down.

 

It was weird, odd, and just plain crazy to begin with.

[Scootalove 10,689]

I was too tired from a tiring day at school, so I was hanging upside down from my bed after I had a nightmare about a very huge carnivorous worm that can grow up to any size.

[Dirty Dan 83]

The funniest?

 

Looking at the clock to see its not lunch time

but instead its the time I only heard in myths, morning

its quite rare and shocking really

[NocturnalRainbow 248]

I woke up face-planting at the bottom of the staircase, in a bathtub(no water in it), sitting at my desk, and one time in the backyard.... boy was that one weird. I think I sleep walk A LOT.

[Jokuc 8,173]

Well I haven't really woken up in a funny way in my bed (other than like on the floor or something, which isn't funny)

 

But once when I was going to school (Since my school is in another city I take the train and I must wake up very early) I was sooooo tired cause I had been up all night. So I went on the train and I fell asleep on the train! When I woke up I was at some station and I went outside. And I was in another city!

 

Me: This isn't school .__.

 

And I had no idea where I was.