Pannakakeaism

[Naught Important 434]

Hello. If you are reading this, you will be told about the legendary religion, Pannakakeaism.

 

I am what is now known as a Pannakakeaist. A Pannakakeaist is very supportive of our might syrup savior and pancake overlord, Pannakakea. Pannakakea is a divine being who has given us the simply scrumptious breakfast food item, the pancake.

The goal of Pannakakeaism is to complete the mystic ritual of dressing up the pancakes of society. One must always douse the pancake with the Holy Syrup, so that the love and happiness of Pannakakea is held within the pancake. Then, one must lay the Buttery Crown of the Gods atop the now Holy Pancake, so it is shown that the pancake is the king of all other breakfast food items. Once all has been done, one must bite out of the Holy Pancake, so he or she can ingain the love and trust of Pannakakea. For, when the love and trust of Pannakakea is ingained, the energy of the contents swallowed shall provide to your daily activities, so they do not wear you out as much.

 

So then, my friend, do you accept to us? We shall adore your company, if you so choose to become one of us.

[Fluttermena 1,223]

What's with the ridiculous religion threads popping up suddenly? You people could at least have the decency to make a thread about a real joke religion like Pastafarianism or Dectrip instead.

[Silent Saturn 34]

All hail the might maple syrup jug

 

 

Now I'm hungry thanks xD

 

I'm a baconist myself but I'm cool with pannakakeaism :3