Quest For The Fire Ruby

[GeometryTheMathPony 3]

On top of a large hill is the super rare fire ruby gem. You were asked by Rarity to get the gem, but others wanted to get it too. You eventually put up a contest and everyone needs to get the fire ruby for Rarity. First to get the fire ruby receives a free ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala from Rarity, but it's not that easy! The first pony runs up the hill, but the other pony somehow wants to stop that pony from reaching the fire ruby, and they start running up the hill.

 

Ex.

 

Pony 1: "I start running up the hill.

Pony 2: "I use magic to drag you down the hill and eventually drop you on a pond. Then, I run up the hill heavily armed.

Pony 3: I_________________________. I fly to the hill top.

 

...and it goes on, but you must end each post with a sentence saying how you are going to get to the top of the hill. The objective of the game is to let it go forever so nopony can say "I GOT THE RUBY!!!11"

 

Okay, let's start!

 

Being a unicorn, I teleport to the hill.

Edited September 27, 2013 by GeometryTheMathPony

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

I find a jetpack and get ahead of you

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

I use magic to turn your jetpack into an anvil and you plummet towards a hegemony.

 

Also using magic, I cancel all teleport spells and roll myself a d20 multiplier for my speed, and begin running up the hill.

[DubWolf 18,360]

I make the hill bleed lava and you stop in your tracks trying to avoid it. I manage to walk on top of the lava with my special boots.

 

I...go up the hill to fetch a pail of waatah!....and obtain the ruby.... for Rarity... *sighs*

Edited September 27, 2013 by Wingin'Wolf

[GeometryTheMathPony 3]

I install a secret face detecting hose that sprays water enough to wash you away.

 

I'd walk up the hill guarded by thousands of royal Canterlot guards.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

I replaced the Fire Ruby you took and hid the real one inside the ground.

 

I use mind control on the royal guards so they take you away.

 

Derpy and I go up the hill while she leaves a trail of delicious muffins that stops any pony pursuing us.

[GeometryTheMathPony 3]

Even though you tempted us with the muffins, Derpy's vision is so messed up that she walks to the wrong direction, thus, you never made it to the Fire Ruby.

 

I then hire Rainbow Dash to get the Fire Ruby.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

I tell Rainbow Dash the Wonderbolts want to recruit her, making her fly away without the Ruby.

 

I use amazing Pinkie Pie reverse psychology to convince everypony they don't want to retrieve it.

Edited September 27, 2013 by Frith is Magik

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

I find a flaw in your logic and go to get it while no-one else is looking.