The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Literally Snails 2,307]

You were already arrested in England, that's how the Foundation got a hold of you, SCP-049.

[Commander Tangent 861]

Arrested, for revealing my secrets...

[Loriem 639]

For being too creepy looking.

[Budding Night 1,043]

For looking intimidating 

[Demirari 454]

For using archaic speech upon the modern people.

[Shadling 348]

In jail for illegal alcohol making.

Edited November 22, 2013 by Shadling

[Loriem 639]

For not using correct grammarses.

[Demirari 454]

For failing to spell grammar correctly.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

For not accepting Pinkie's party invitation.

[Demirari 454]

For trying to seduce the prison guards.

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

being the leader of a intricate criminal syndicate 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Jailed again for stealing cakes and then trying to get your bat pony friends to bust you out while in jail.

Edited November 22, 2013 by Bearsharktopus

[Commander Tangent 861]

For only giving me D-Class personnel 

[Loriem 639]

For MURDER! DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!!

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

for being a dragon :3

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Crime against fashion.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Leading astray underage bunnies.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

For being diagnosed with glimmerous foppicus.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

harboring an endangered species.

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

being overly adorable :|

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

For being an avatar :v

[Summer Greetings 237]

For trying to take over the world.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

For refusing to join the crab people in their attempt to take over the world

[Demirari 454]

For trying take over the world.

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

for looking notably suspicious