The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

For annoying th' wrong person.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

questioning the wrong pony

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

For not realizing I'm apparently a hipster engineer .-.

 

oh yes and for not accepting dat friend request on steam!

Edited March 2, 2014 by CMQuickfireTK

[Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb 167]

For not being a hipster engineer

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

For not being a moderate sniper.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

for not being a cyberman but a dalek

[Commander Tangent 861]

For not being a robot.

[Shadling 348]

For forgeting that Doc. Volt is part cyberpony.

[Obsolete 681]

Indecent exposure in front of a filly.

[RaptorJaysus 178]

Not enough exposure in front of a filly.

[Demirari 454]

In jail due to the insistence of doing that motion with your tongue everywhere.

[Shadling 348]

In jail for backseat moderation.

[Khaoios 1,970]

"In jail for being creepy......DAT FACE!!!!!! RUNN!!!!!!!!! LOL"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where's the Monopoly guy, when you need him?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

For being a pseudo *nixcorn

[Cerise Hood 102]

For not checking out my fanfic.

 

http://mlpforums.com/topic/90306-ever-after-highmy-little-pony-sweetly-ever-after/

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

for if I didn't help someone out with their homework, I am blaming you.

[The Mane-iac 1,648]

For blaming things on others.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

For improper use of BSD jails, you can't use it like a maniac!

[Shadling 348]

Because you didn't did any pun...

 

MANE-iac...

[DigitalRocket 185]

For having terrible grammar.

[Khaoios 1,970]

For being too Blue

[Occasus 14]

For killing that Unggoy. I don't know which one but it was friendly...

[Fire Bomb 121]

crying about some obscure thing nobody can point out but everyone knows

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

FOR SELLING ILLEGAL FIRECRACKERS!

 

This is important stuff I mean these foals  are being screwed there’s a whole generation of then they’ve got constitutional rights that are being violated every day by the royal guards they take the colts they rough them up they throw them in jail the judges are cold they, they throw the colts in jail give them ridiculous sentences they don’t give a shit they just care about headlines they just care about headlines.

 

Fuck the royal guards comin' straight from Cloudsdale
A mother bucker got it bad cause i'm loud
I'm not a carbon copy so guards  think they have the authority
To shoot a minority
Buck that shit cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherbucker with a badge and a spear
To be beatin' on and throwin' in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Buckin' with me cause i'm a teenager
With a little bit of dough and a pager
Searchin my carriage lookin' for the product
Yeah mother bucker, i'm sellin' everfree weeds
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and my friends
All rollin' in a benz
Beat a guard  out of shape
And when i'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of a the slaughter
Still gettin' strong off bread and water
I don't know if they're fags or what
Searchin' me down and grabbin' my nuts
Motherbucker on the war path
And when i'm finished, it's gonna be a blood bath
of cops dyin' on my way
yeah I got somethin' to say

 

BUCK THE ROYAL GUARDS
BUCK THE ROYAL GUARDS
BUCK THE ROYAL GUARDS
BUCK THE ROYAL GUARDS

 

Buck tha guards  and I said it with authority
Cause my ponies on the streets are the majority
Lights are flashin' behind me
But you're a scared little faggot so you mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work I just laugh
Cause it gives 'em a hint not to step in my path
Guards i'm sayin' buck you punk
Read my rights and shit, it's all junk
Pullin' out a silly club so you stand
With a fake ass badge and a spear in your hoof
But take off the spear so you can see what's up
we'll go at it punk and i'm gonna buck you up
make you think im gonna kick your ass
so drop your spear  and i'm gonna blast
Takin' out a guard  will make my day
A mother bucker like me don't give a buck to say

 

BUCK THE ROYAL GUARDS
BUCK THE ROYAL GUARDS
BUCK THE ROYAL GUARDS
BUCK THE ROYAL GUARDS

 

BUCK THE ROYAL GUARDS
BUCK THE ROYAL GUARDS
BUCK THE ROYAL GUARDS
BUCK THE ROYAL GUARDS

Edited March 8, 2014 by Doc. Volt

[Guest]

For being too badass and litterally fucking the system.