The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Mr F 1,522]

he stabbed me with a taco!

[Serbon div 386]

He is too cute for this world!

[Twilight The Creator 298]

Russia invades and Serbia is captured. Guy above was in the Serbian resistance.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,316]

Attempted royal coup, attempted sister-cide, willful destruction of castle/dwelling-place, and general mopery and dopery.  

[Wolfstanus 116]

Engaging in espionage

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

For being as old as my old truck .-.

[Shadling 348]

For being more interested in the screen that you should be. (And undiscovering governemental secrets, but that's not official.)

[Solaire of Astora 25]

For not praising the sun

[Bastion 414]

For Going insane in  lost Izalith.

And I praise the sun!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

For not being a spider.

[Shadling 348]

For being cute without a gouvernemental permit.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

For also not being a spider. Spiders are master race.

[Sam Fisher 123]

FOR WALKING ON MY WALL AND THEN SECRETLY GETTING ON MY FEET!

[BlueMoon 53]

Stealing spell books.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

For using Ubuntu... Go Arch.

[BlueMoon 53]

Hacking into the school computer.

[Occasus 14]

For... wait is he flying above the moon or in front of it? Jailed for a possibility of both.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

For... I don't know what the hex is that on the face.

[Occasus 14]

That is a mixture of: water (Dihydrogen Monoxide), salt (Sodium Chloride), proteins, anorganic and nitrogen-containing substances, hormones, potassium and manganese. Or for short, tears.

Jailed for not knowing what that was.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

Jailed because this TV is ticking me off.

[BlueMoon 53]

Jailed for underage hacking.

[Vinyl Scratch. 605]

For eating all the things

[Gay Bird 421]

For liking beef Jerky. You're supposed to be a vegetarian. Have you not seen the films?

[Vinyl Scratch. 605]

For wearing green pant's while filming with the greenscreen

[The Mane-iac 1,648]

For wearing a shade of brown that should only be used for accents.