Suspicion Section: Secrets the ponies could be keeping from each other

[Dr Pink Whooves 12]

Pinky was in a scientific experiment that was meant to make her extremely smart and stuff but backfired and made here crazy. they cured her, but it wasn't completely gone and she was obsessed with party's and is over emotional.

 

Rarity is really cousins with apple jack, but apple jack dosent know and rarity doesn't like the idea of being related to someone from the country.

[CT-1138 3,184]

Rarity is actually a huge wrestling fan and participated in secret during high school. If word ever got out, it'd ruin her fashion career.

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,696]

Silver Spoon has saved the universe twice, with Sweetie Bot as her sidekick.

 

Diamond Tiara is Celestia in disguise.

 

Pinkie Pie is secretly an evil mare genius. She only uses her parties as a way to gather other ponies together to become friends with her as a means to have them secretly join her pony army for her future plans to take over Equestria. The only difference is when it becomes time for her ingenious plot to come to fruition, the punch will actually be spiked, and not with a baby dragon. They will all become her loyal followers and it'll be a dawn of a new age.

 

What?

 

Don't look at me like that. We got a glimpse of her true face in "Fall Weather Friends," remember?

 

You all shall belong to Pinkie. Yes.

I really like this idea.

[DenialZombie 82]

Pip is Celestia's and Luna's father. Time travel is involved.

 

The Crystal Heart is powered by King Sombra's suffering.

 

Featherweight is actually a deer.

 

The Cakes don't really have children; their house is haunted by Dybbuks.

 

There is no Spike. Twilight cast a mass delusion spell over Equestria when she got her cutie mark. Spike only exists in their minds.

 

Derpy IS the TaRDiS, and The Doctor is stuck pretending to be an American.

 

Bon Bon (Sweetie Drops) is possessed by a legion of demons released from Tartarus, each of which speaks with a different voice.

 

Applejack and Big Mac are actually married and not related, as well as being Apple Bloom's real parents. They are living a lie to hide from the authorities. They are actually notorious train robbers, and only settled down when Apple Bloom was conceived.

[Malinter 3,064]

Once saw a comic where we see the author of the Daring Do books is Gilda. When the publisher asks if Daring is based on someone she knows she sighs and says "No." (making the comic take place after "Griphon The Brush Off" and that she is no longer friends with Dash).

Edited November 3, 2013 by Malinter