You're in Equestria, what would make you grow as a person?

[FNGRpony 658]

I understand some of you would go skipping in arms and hearts wide open, but even still?

What lesson or lessons do you think you'd learn?

And suppose you intended to an unholy terror?

What would make you wuss out from going full blown villain (assuming you had means to be a ebil sob, insert alicorn amulet, or what have you).

 

 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Miracle Grow.

 

Stilts.

 

Giant rubber stretching device.

 

I wouldn't learn anything because I'm always right and am perfect, and thus don't need to learn anything.

 

I think perhaps I would feel pity for the ponies at first and then eventually grow to actually be protective of them. I think the biggest thing that I'd have trouble doing is not looking down upon them, as many people would, even if they don't admit it to themselves. Their inferior technology would definitely make me feel at least a little superior to them at first, but I'd likely get over that with time.

[Scootalove 10,689]

I think that the lessons, and everything that I've learned. If I did have to back out from a fight against a villain, it has to be for a good reason.

[FNGRpony 658]

Miracle Grow.

 

Stilts.

 

Giant rubber stretching device.

 

I wouldn't learn anything because I'm always right and am perfect, and thus don't need to learn anything.

 

I think perhaps I would feel pity for the ponies at first and then eventually grow to actually be protective of them. I think the biggest thing that I'd have trouble doing is not looking down upon them, as many people would, even if they don't admit it to themselves. Their inferior technology would definitely make me feel at least a little superior to them at first, but I'd likely get over that with time.

 

 

*Reads all the crossed out posts* Oh you are so bro hoofed lol.  you bring up the tech point,

 

i'm wondering how bad the withdrawal would last.

Be honest your in equsitra and some how, you'd be like

"I sure wish i could post on a mlp message board right now,"

 

it would cross your mind LOL.  Even if it's just to gloat.

 

"me and trixie went to put twilights hoof in cold water while she's sleeping and there's nothing all you twilight fans can do to stop us.  BEHOLD MY PURE EVIL!"  Sincerely For No Good Reason.

 

"day 5, i made a inside joke about to bannana's to princess Celestail and she winked at me.  I've never been so scared in my life"

Sincerely FNGR.

 

"I just talked a bunch of back ground ponies to dressing up as zebra's for nightmare night to scare the living crap out of pinkie pie.  Will post gifts of her heart attack.

your faithful student FNGR."

[CT-1138 3,182]

Probable learning how to live on a more omnivorous diet than I'm currently used to. Meat makes up a big portion of my diet, and with the MLP ponies, this seems to be the opposite, so it'd be tough for me to learn how to live on a diet where greens make up most of my plate.

[Chevette 1,052]

I assume if one was so much inclined, said person could basically like become supreme overlord and capture all the ponies as personal slaves...

I mean, hell. Say ya fall into Equestria with nothing but your trusty scooter powered by a 6.25 horse Briggs & Stratton 1 cylinder engine and a man-purse filled with glorious items such as: Pencil sharpener, a large quantity of toothpicks, a two stage snow blower instruction manual, white-out, a George Foreman Grill, a Craftsman tape measure, a Blue-Point wire crimper, a replacement flint for a Zippo lighter, three pages of detailed instructions on repairing a distributor on a 1979 to 1987 AMC Eagle Wagon, a broken but still partially useful bendy-straw, and a outdated cellular telephone charger, you have a huge opportunity to plot the downfall of Equestria.

 

The only issue is what would you gain from this? Nothing except personal satisfaction and the feeling of power racing through your hate-filled veins! Sounds like a plan.

 

So easy, day one, roll through town on the scooter and scout out places to chin-chill. Day two, capture a hostage and tie the said hostage up with the outdated cellular telephone charger while using the white out to get the hostage really fuckin' high. Day three, announce the hostage situation to the rest of the Ponyville and preach your demands. Day three (part two), Murder the hostage with the George Foreman Grill (be creative, it'll work) in front of the town. After that, hold up the pencil sharpener and claim it is a live bomb and it will be detonated if the following commands are not followed: Get in a line, shut up, sit down and wait.

After that, gather everyone on the top of some mountain and start pushing the ones who don't comply off of the mountain (Use the instruction manual to the two-stage snow blower to give nasty paper-cuts to everyone who does comply just so they know what's up.

 

After all this is complete, things are in your hands. All that needs to be done now is detain their leader. To do this, all you'll need is the tape measure and the toothpicks. Using the spring in the tape measure, turn the bendy straw into a lethal tooth pick shooting weapon and storm the political capital on the scooter. Doing this, take out the guards, detain the leader with the three pages of detailed instructions on repairing a distributor on a 1979 to 1987 AMC Eagle Wagon (don't ask, it'll work) and bring her back to the crowd who will patiently await your return,

 

Right in front of the crowd, put the Blue Point wire crimper around the leader's neck and begin to squeeze until everyone gives you their full attention. After attention is gained, demand all their... uh... Yeah that's right, they don't have jack shit... We went over that too.... Well, just demand that they all bake you cookies or something. Then you can leave on your scooter.

 

 

I don't know. That sounds like the way to do it right there. If there is any lesson to be learned from all that, it's to plot the downfall of a society that actually has something you could take. Sure they have diamonds and shit, but I want a racecar. 

 

Oh yeah, you can throw out the replacement flint for the Zippo lighter. You won't be needing that on your journey. Soulda said somethin', eh Squiddy?

Edited November 6, 2013 by Chevette

[Faulty Roze 200]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learnt that I cannot read or write in the pony language, and that I cannot eat hay.

 

Signed,

Your Multidimensional Being, Hooman-man

 

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For me I think the only thing that would make me "wuss out" on going full blown evil is my conscious. My alignment is mainly hot wired to true neural, but when certain things happen I come close to being Chaotic Good