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Mwahaha! First...let us all laugh together now!

 

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"You have to establish the horizon. You have to mark the white. A simple enough act, you might say, but any act that re-makes the world is heroic. Or so I've come to believe."

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I'm evil because I love going against people.

 

I don't know why........Maybe it's because I just like arguing with people over things.

I have to disagree with you there

 

(See what I did there?)

 

But yeah, that's more or less the same for me. Arguments seem more interesting than just agreeing laugh.png

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Mmmmmmm, yes...evil in your voice. It's despicable! Mwahahaha! Welcome brethren welcome! Let us laugh together! Mwahahaha!

 

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Ooooo...We shall soon see about that! tumblr_me7qubpCIu1ql6c6go2_250.gif Join us in our diabolicalness villain!

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  • Brohoof 1

"You have to establish the horizon. You have to mark the white. A simple enough act, you might say, but any act that re-makes the world is heroic. Or so I've come to believe."

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@@HoopHoof, @@Goodra

 

Mmmmmmm, yes...evil in your voice. It's despicable! Mwahahaha! Welcome brethren welcome! Let us laugh together! Mwahahaha!

 

@

 

Ooooo...We shall soon see about that! tumblr_me7qubpCIu1ql6c6go2_250.gif Join us in our diabolicalness villain!

 

Yes! Let us be evil in the name of the Sun! Let our evil partake in jolly cooperation!

  • Brohoof 2

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A list shall be made! Let it be so! You names shall be scribbed forever in the halls of our evilness mwahahaha!


"You have to establish the horizon. You have to mark the white. A simple enough act, you might say, but any act that re-makes the world is heroic. Or so I've come to believe."

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Wha? Evil! EEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL! Where is it?

 

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You want something truly evil? Well, prepare you minds for something so diabolical that not even the evilest of all evil villains could grasp the concept of!

One day I decided to take part in the county fair's "obstacle course". Little did I know that it would have changed my life forever.

The course was explained to the volunteers very thoroughly (Well, best that a bunch hillbillies with fake CDL's could do) and we were told to begin. The race began. Three against three is how it started. The first obstacle was open a beer with nothing but a toothpick and a spoonful of molasses. Easy feat for someone of my stature.

It really wasn't until the final task where I truly felt challenged. I stood this task in the eye at the final checkpoint and began to debate on how to complete it.

Somehow, they wanted me to be able to ride this moose with a travel trailer attached to it down a hill and into the barn. Easier said than done my friends. It began slow but escalated quickly, the moose ended up mangling itself over the side of a F-250 and getting the trailer stuck on a boat ramp... Anyways, back to the most evil thing and whatnot...

 

So alright, evil you say? Pshh. I got this coach. That moment when someone asks you for a pencil and you say you have none but you really do have about 5 with you and they fail the test because they had no pencil. Truly diabolical.

 

Or when you make someone cry with nothing more than a rubber band, a tube of toothpaste and coral blue #5 semi-gloss lipstick.

 

Pick your poison.

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Chevette x Chevelle ~ OTP

"Happiness is a quarter of a million Chevettes"

 

 

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MWAHAHA! The taste is sweet upon our tongues!

 

@@Chevette

 

Oh so cruel and sinister....I LOVE IT tumblr_mfi536twXg1rfov9io1_500.jpg

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"You have to establish the horizon. You have to mark the white. A simple enough act, you might say, but any act that re-makes the world is heroic. Or so I've come to believe."

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How evil am I? You got a new bottle of ketchup? 


*fails to open ketchup* fuck.


 


Ummm, but like fo rizzles dawg, too evil for me? That's downright ridiculous. I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for twenty minutes.



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Chevette x Chevelle ~ OTP

"Happiness is a quarter of a million Chevettes"

 

 

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How evil am I? You got a new bottle of ketchup? 

*fails to open ketchup* fuck.

 

Ummm, but like fo rizzles dawg, too evil for me? That's downright ridiculous. I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for twenty minutes.

 

Mwahaha! That ketchup is easy! *Takes bottle and smashes it against a wall.* Now it is RUINED! No one shall enjoy its ketchup-y goodness now! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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i was really a bastard back at the high school... engineered every possible things to do against teachers and the school but never done one my self... i always used my minions fellows... i was considerated an angel.. since i were institute rappresentat things were easier.. hacked vending machines, stole password, exploded half of chemistry lab with a cube of sodium and potassium chloride... at the university i've managed to reverse the voltage of a fellow who pissed off the entire course with his bragging... poor guy... i still remember the long laught after his hair got on fire...

 

i hate smokers.. well i only hate when the smoke on my face when still they know i hate it... my fellows usualy rools theyr own cigaretes... i just swapped the tobacco with normal grinded grass after it has been in the stove... i love... really love... that red face... oh it was so much swag...


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Hehe.

HEHE.

heheHEHEHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

 

excellent.

Someone had to make this eventually.

If you truly must know, I have so much moustache-twirling evil in my soul that I've randomly sprouted moustaches that are purely for the purpose of twirling.

When someone leaves the room, I'll turn their headphones all the way up.

I'll shut of the lights in the classroom before the teacher comes in and start making terrifying sounds and creeping around and scaring people without being seen.

Every 15 seconds I'll appear behind someone and pull my legendary scary face on them.

I'll put error causing batch files on people's computers that launch when the computer starts.

My laugh is well known for sounding exactly like the joker's laugh.

 

They know of my arrival by creep-death-dubstep-metal blaring.

 

accept me into your ranks and know true evil

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Just an everyday guy, doing everyday things.
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2 things, being a blood knight and prolific cheater(not that kind, gutter mind!) Blood Knight in terms of arguing, oh I love debating someone and then crushing their arguement.....unless they win, then that's not fun.

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"Aren’t we the same? You know, aren’t you carrying the same mindset as I am? Just because you couldn’t bear to lose, you lost your precious partner! You really call yourself a true duelist? You’re the complete opposite of that!" -Weevil Underwood

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How evil am I? Well let me sing you a song.

 

 

Excitement abounds, I almost can’t wait, relax, I don’t want your baby, I already ate!

Though I do tend to generally kill, kill things that, don’t fight back!

I see this village, what does it hold? What shall I butcher them with, fire or cold?

Running from me sure you’d think, he’s a pathological, bloodthirsty, homicidal, maniac!

I kill kittens, and puppies, and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more!

You see a wife? I see a widow. But what then? Can’t you see? I’d kill foooour!

I want to incinerate, and decapitate! I wanna melt, wanna melt some faces!

Watching the peasants, oh what to they call it? Ah, grieve!

I suppose that being undead, there’s not much to life, a soul is needed for LOVING, FEELING! How does this all not make me, whats that word again? HEAVE!

You’ve nowhere to HIDE! Nowhere to RUN! Your village will BURN like the heart of the sun! With infinite glee, its going to be me, that slaughters the world!

How could I glare, into these eyes, and then not, STAB THEM!

How could I stare, at their loss, and then not laaaaugh.

I cut him in half, and then I graft, his head back, onto his shoulders.

For after I’d lop it, I’d make a puppet, on top of a STAAAAAAFFFF.

I am a lord, that is sometimes bored, has some urges, and needs to fulfill them.

After my mayhem I simply don’t, whats the word? Care.

The stench in the air! The smell of the gore! The carnage far greater than any WAAAAAAAAAAR!

My legacy…… Death becomes, me.

I’ll slaughter the….

Woooooooooooooorrrrrrllllllld

 

  • Brohoof 3

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