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This has happened multiple times, a guy will flirt with me on facebook or something and want me to cheat on my boyfriend with him and I'll keep saying stuff and asking him why he wants me to "Cheat" so I can get more details from him, once the conversation is embarrassing enough, I proceed to tell him how stupid and desperate he is. THEEEENNNNNN I post the messages he thought we "private" on my facebook wall for all my friends to see what an idiot he is.

 

My aunt was yelling at me for something and I stood up and grabbed her by her hair and punched her in the face a few times. I hit her ear and it started bleeding. I never apologized lol.

 

Like, 3 guys from school had a crush on me, they were all friends and smelled weird and I don't think they showered. One tried to hug me one day... I told him not until him and his friends learned proper hygiene.

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@@Arkane,

 

Ah but the flames of the man's pubes were ablazed by a spurt of your burning desire and evilness hoohoohahaha Welcome to the fire Villain!  tumblr_m9mbsxKLEd1ruqvxoo1_500.gif

 

 

@@Doc. Volt,

 

Manipulating those who are of weaker will and mind into a  heap of chaotic despair img-387689-1-5e7kmu.png ...I am impressed...perhaps you should dine with us sometime mwahahaha

 

 @,

 

 

Oh what ho but sheer confusion we admire...welcome ye of such diabolical wisdom!

 

@,

 

What would evil be without the carols of the dead amongst the infedels? You're contribution is accepted villain!

 

@@MelancholicMemory

 

Mwahahaha! It appears you have found the song of our people...well...if you have met the requirements of such and simply require tears for your service  Miss Fortune...then welcome...WELCOME! 

 

@,

 

Oh ye of the serpents tongue...welcome to our brood. There are many like you who feast at our table of fiends...And yes! LET'S! MUSIC BRETHREN! 

 

@,

 

Heheh...a black widow joins the ranks our humble company. May your venom wither away the very blossoming of happiness in the innocents mwahahaha 

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"You have to establish the horizon. You have to mark the white. A simple enough act, you might say, but any act that re-makes the world is heroic. Or so I've come to believe."

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@@Arkane,

 

Ah but the flames of the man's pubes were ablazed by a spurt of your burning desire and evilness hoohoohahaha Welcome to the fire Villain!  tumblr_m9mbsxKLEd1ruqvxoo1_500.gif

 

 

@@Doc. Volt,

 

Manipulating those who are of weaker will and mind into a  heap of chaotic despair img-387689-1-5e7kmu.png ...I am impressed...perhaps you should dine with us sometime mwahahaha

 

 @,

 

 

Oh what ho but sheer confusion we admire...welcome ye of such diabolical wisdom!

 

@,

 

What would evil be without the carols of the dead amongst the infedels? You're contribution is accepted villain!

 

@@MelancholicMemory

 

Mwahahaha! It appears you have found the song of our people...well...if you have met the requirements of such and simply require tears for your service  Miss Fortune...then welcome...WELCOME! 

 

@,

 

Oh ye of the serpents tongue...welcome to our brood. There are many like you who feast at our table of fiends...And yes! LET'S! MUSIC BRETHREN! 

 

@,

 

Heheh...a black widow joins the ranks our humble company. May your venom wither away the very blossoming of happiness in the innocents mwahahaha 

oh my master of chaos! i will be honored to dine with such a chaos magnificences... shall despair and dark fall in our enemies, shall the chaos rule all over equestria, shall the botherhood of villains rule the world now, forever!!!!

shall this old italian song play when my hooves are covered in the blood of the fools who dared to fight the brotherhood

evilest things in the world:

 

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Red cross voluntier:""The first to arrive,The last to leave"

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Oh what ho but sheer confusion we admire...welcome ye of such diabolical wisdom!
((Not sure what to make of this comment... do you know about Cardfight!! Vanguard? Have you read the link i sent?)) I thank thee... turning enemies into allies... that is the true value of being a villain. Winning over their flimsy ideals and overcoming their will thus forcing them to accept your own as superior. 
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One of times that I did act evil was, I beat up a kid running his mouth about my friend and I so I decided to beat the crap out of him completely.
I remember i lashed out at a kid for not being nice to me and he out of sheer idiocy said "I deserved it." I proceeded to smack his nose with my shoe... i never regretted it. 
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@,

 

Mwahaha! Of course I don't have any idea of such trivial things...simply because...I am evil...


"You have to establish the horizon. You have to mark the white. A simple enough act, you might say, but any act that re-makes the world is heroic. Or so I've come to believe."

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Regret, how feeble. If you are right, you're right, you can't be wrong. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEBOYTGy3mY

More songs to proclaim our evilness

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"Aren’t we the same? You know, aren’t you carrying the same mindset as I am? Just because you couldn’t bear to lose, you lost your precious partner! You really call yourself a true duelist? You’re the complete opposite of that!" -Weevil Underwood

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@,

 

Woe are we! Villains of your caliber are beyond us! Perhaps one day we will reach your level...perhaps...We are honored by your presence.

 

@@Feather Gem,

 

How dare you, you cruel and unspeakable being...the caps lock will be the extinction of the universe! Well done 

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"You have to establish the horizon. You have to mark the white. A simple enough act, you might say, but any act that re-makes the world is heroic. Or so I've come to believe."

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Evil, hey? I am indeed also evil. As for bragging of my acts.... No, I do not think I shall. Let's just say I could make the Lich King himself flee in terror.

 

And "When You're Evil" and "Slaughter Your World" are awesome songs.


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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My mom told me to only take three cookies.

 

I took three....

 

 

 

AND A HALF

 

*dun dun dun*

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Eureka's words of wisdom has inspired me, I should start listening to her more. ~DX Silver

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@@Eureka

 

So you ate 3 cookies...and a half?!  1232550297_Dramatic%20chipmunk.gif

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"You have to establish the horizon. You have to mark the white. A simple enough act, you might say, but any act that re-makes the world is heroic. Or so I've come to believe."

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I'm rumored to be possessed by a demonic duck, does that count?

 

In any case, inserting villainous laughter here:

 

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(bonus points to anyone who knows who this is)

 

And a song just for good measure:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NacuNgwu9I4

(this song is much worse than I remember it being...)

Edited by Antismurf9001
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"Ceterum censeo background ponies delendas esse" - Stellafera

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Credit for the Octavia vector goes to the awesome Harmonic Revelations

Credit for the creation of my avatar and signature goes to the amazing Wubsie

Once again, thanks!

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I'm exactly like the Medic when it comes to examining bodies. Others shy away from a corpse, but me... give me a saw and I'll get that brain before you can finish asking for it. Vhat can I say? I am a man of zhe Science!

 

Also, @@Antismurf9001, that's Kefka. I'm trying to add to my point collection so I can redeem them for more surgical knives potato chips.

 

Just remember, when all else fails...

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Indeed.

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I'm not evil, my other side is.

 

Logic lies. Logic is always evil. I just tend to be the one who trolls and burns down houses. :)

 

Diabolic, other side. I only tease... and sometimes shove others into a fire pit.


"Soon, all your bases will belong to me!"

"Insanity... Delightful, isn't it!"

I have a twin.... Called Insanity... Who isn't as delightful as it says it is.

SALAD TAKEOVER, PINKIE PIE STYLE! And I am more delightful than Logic! At least I make people go to happy farms.

You don't know what a happy farm is, do you?

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I'm going to say something devious... so devious, you will burst into my house, take me to an old warehouse, and hold an exceptionally loud ceremony honoring me. :P

 

Yeah... probably not.

 

I made every demon in Tartarus Productions, as well as Roleplay with them several times.

 

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