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Howdy, everypony! Just noticed that my friends had their "ask" threads up, and ah was feelin mighty left out, so here we are! Ah may not be as popular to ya'll as my friends are, but ah'll try my best

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For Celestia's sake, bronies! Are these types of questions all ya guys care about?

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Ah'll say, they nearly swiped our business clean outta our hooves! A big shoutout to mah friends Twilight, Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie and Rarity! Without all of ya'll helping, it wouldn't have been poss

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Responding to an age-old post I made, yes, I am not joking. Millions of ponies and people saw your performance of Racist Ba, grrr, Raise This Barn. But don't worry, it sounded great! ;)

 

And a question that I've been asking people all day today: what's your opinion on extraterrestial life?

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Is it safe to say tht RD has stronger forehooves but you have stronger hindhooves? Because though she beat you in hoofwrestling, your kick is more powerful than hers.

 

Ah'm definitely better at kickin'.

Not quite willin' ta give up and admit Dash is better at hoof-wrestlin', though. Ah demand a rematch!

 

 

So AJ, what's your favorite flavor of apple pie? Just kidding. Is your brother stronger than you? He looks send a statue of Discord 50 feet up in the air.

 

Hmm...

 

Ah think he'd be, but ah really haven't seen him in action yet.

 

 

Prince BB: Not you again.

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Oh, hello there, yer majesty...

 

 

So how is your friendship with Rarity going currently? Like do you two still get on each other's nerves sometimes or are you two getting along perfectly fine?

 

Aw, heck naw, sure we still tug at each other's ropes a lot.

But it's all fine now. Just a lil' roughin' never hurt anypony.

 

 

HOWMANYAPPLESDOESANAPPLEJACKEATIFANAPPLEJACKCANEATAPPLES.

 

...ah, err...a hundred?

 

 

Well, uh, I didn't know it was yours. So I tried it on. Then I threw it into the sun. Then I realized it was your hat. So  I brought it back. Unfortunately the sun burnt it up so it's basically a pile of ashes now.

 

*Laughs nervously*

 

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Why, mister? Mah pa gave me that hat. Ah loved it...

 

 

What are you going to do about it?

 

Well, looks like it ain't a hat 'nymore....

 

 

hey applejack,have you ever tried to grow anything else besides apples?

 

Tried pears once.

 

...not a good idea.

 

 

Where are your parents? 

 

Ah think they're still in Trottingham, last time they wrote ta me.

 

 

What are your favorite cultivar of apples?

 

Mah what? Ah don't understand what ya mean by cult-uh-vahr.

 

 

You mean a beard?

 

*snicker*

Good one, pardner.

 

 

Hey Aj i love apples too. They are my fav frut and they make great drinks! And yummy apple pie!!

 

More 'n that, too. Ya ever tried apple dumplin's?

 

 

I heard nuts are a fruit too. Are you trying to tell AppleJack that she needs to grow nuts? Golden Felix, you sir are a troll.

 

....ya seem like a bit o' a troll yerself.

 

 

Responding to an age-old post I made, yes, I am not joking. Millions of ponies and people saw your performance of Racist Ba, grrr, Raise This Barn. But don't worry, it sounded great! ;)

 

And a question that I've been asking people all day today: what's your opinion on extraterrestial life?

 

Well, there's ya weird-looking two-legged human-things. So ah guess it exists.

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Why, mister? Mah pa gave me that hat. Ah loved it...

 

WHAT

 

ERM

 

I

 

UH

 

...well shit.

 

WAIT. I have an idea. *Picks up a few ashes from the burnt hat*

 

If I place these in a machine I have, these small ashes will also gather the rest of the ashes from the hat and rebuild themselves, and effectively re-build your hat. However it takes a day or two, so you'll have to wait a bit.

No that one was a decoy! I still have your hat! So what are you gonna do?

quit trying to change things that already happened

 

seriously, it's annoying as buck

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quit trying to change things that already happened

 

seriously, it's annoying as buck

I'm not changing anything! It's true the hat that you destroyed was a fake I still have the real one! *pulls out the real hat*
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Ah'm definitely better at kickin'.

Not quite willin' ta give up and admit Dash is better at hoof-wrestlin', though. Ah demand a rematch!

 

 

 

Hmm...

 

Ah think he'd be, but ah really haven't seen him in action yet.

 

 

 

Oh, hello there, yer majesty...

 

 

 

Aw, heck naw, sure we still tug at each other's ropes a lot.

But it's all fine now. Just a lil' roughin' never hurt anypony.

 

 

 

...ah, err...a hundred?

 

 

 

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Why, mister? Mah pa gave me that hat. Ah loved it...

 

 

 

Well, looks like it ain't a hat 'nymore....

 

 

 

Tried pears once.

 

...not a good idea.

 

 

 

Ah think they're still in Trottingham, last time they wrote ta me.

 

 

 

Mah what? Ah don't understand what ya mean by cult-uh-vahr.

 

 

 

*snicker*

Good one, pardner.

 

 

 

More 'n that, too. Ya ever tried apple dumplin's?

 

 

 

....ya seem like a bit o' a troll yerself.

 

 

 

Well, there's ya weird-looking two-legged human-things. So ah guess it exists.

Cultivar means your favorite type of apple.

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I'm not changing anything! It's true the hat that you destroyed was a fake I still have the real one! *pulls out the real hat*

Oh for shit's sake you're not even holding anything. If someone says something happened, THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED. You can't change that by saying "oh no it wuz fake hat"

 

Seriously, stop it.

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Oh for shit's sake you're not even holding anything. If someone says something happened, THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED. You can't change that by saying "oh no it wuz fake hat"

 

Seriously, stop it.

fine be that way then! *leaves*
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what?

I've been paying attention to you... trying to tell AJ it was a fake hat, stepping all over my leaves then saying it was fake leaves. Yeah, I know your tricks. *mellow dramatically gives you the "my eye on you" look*

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Ah'm definitely better at kickin'.

Not quite willin' ta give up and admit Dash is better at hoof-wrestlin', though. Ah demand a rematch!

 

 

 

Hmm...

 

Ah think he'd be, but ah really haven't seen him in action yet.

 

 

 

Oh, hello there, yer majesty...

 

 

 

Aw, heck naw, sure we still tug at each other's ropes a lot.

But it's all fine now. Just a lil' roughin' never hurt anypony.

 

 

 

...ah, err...a hundred?

 

 

 

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Why, mister? Mah pa gave me that hat. Ah loved it...

 

 

 

Well, looks like it ain't a hat 'nymore....

 

 

 

Tried pears once.

 

...not a good idea.

 

 

 

Ah think they're still in Trottingham, last time they wrote ta me.

 

 

 

Mah what? Ah don't understand what ya mean by cult-uh-vahr.

 

 

 

*snicker*

Good one, pardner.

 

 

 

More 'n that, too. Ya ever tried apple dumplin's?

 

 

 

....ya seem like a bit o' a troll yerself.

 

 

 

Well, there's ya weird-looking two-legged human-things. So ah guess it exists.

What the buck did you just say about my people?!? I'm offended that you think I'm weird looking. T_T

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No that one was a decoy! I still have your hat! So what are you gonna do?

 

Sure it was, pardner... :huh:

 

 

WHAT

 

ERM

 

I

 

UH

 

...well shit.

 

WAIT. I have an idea. *Picks up a few ashes from the burnt hat*

 

If I place these in a machine I have, these small ashes will also gather the rest of the ashes from the hat and rebuild themselves, and effectively re-build your hat. However it takes a day or two, so you'll have to wait a bit.

quit trying to change things that already happened

 

seriously, it's annoying as buck

 

...huh?

Err, ah think it might be better if ah let Twilight try somethin' like that instead.

 

 

100 pages Applejack! Woot!

 

Heh, well, looks like ah'm more popular than ah thought.

 

 

Cultivar means your favorite type of apple.

 

Hrmm...

Well, uhh...ah'm pretty partial ta honeycrisp, but ah love em all.

 

 

Heya Applejack :) I am curious. Besides your work on the farm, and your family, what other things occupy your time? What are you interested in? :3 what do you find "cool"? :D

 

Dash is tryin' ta teach me guitar, ah whittle sometimes, go picnickin' with mah friends, ya know.

As fer what ah like...any good honest work, 'specially if it helps somepony.

 

 

What the buck did you just say about my people?!? I'm offended that you think I'm weird looking. T_T

 

*shrugs* Sorry, pardner, but it's the truth.

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...huh?

Err, ah think it might be better if ah let Twilight try somethin' like that instead.

 

 

 

Too late, it's already been fixed. *Hands hat to Applejack*

 

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some chaos to wre- I MEAN, things... to... do. *Snaps fingers and teleports away*

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HI AJ this is the Fox saying hello to you :)

 

Will AJ how are you doing. I was Wondering if you can teach me Appe bcking.

Will i'm half Fox and Half Pony and I still new here in Equestria and I was wondering if you can be my Friend that all.

 

Will that send Fox801 SIGN OUT!! :)

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Too late, it's already been fixed. *Hands hat to Applejack*

 

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some chaos to wre- I MEAN, things... to... do. *Snaps fingers and teleports away*

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Hey Applejack, I was wondering how Applebloom was doing. Last time I saw her she was cornering Time Turner into buying some apples.

Err, long as she ain't bein' dishonest...ah'm fine with that. Gal needs ta learn the trade, ya know?

 

 

what a world

 

Ah don't get the reference.

 

 

 

HI AJ this is the Fox saying hello to you :)

 

Will AJ how are you doing. I was Wondering if you can teach me Appe bcking.

Will i'm half Fox and Half Pony and I still new here in Equestria and I was wondering if you can be my Friend that all.

 

Will that send Fox801 SIGN OUT!! :)

 

SUre, anytime ya can come over ta the farm. Ah'll be happy ta.

 

 

Which order is it??

 

Again...got no clue what this's all about.

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