Ask Applejack!

[Solar prince 40]

Why are you a taller Version of me Aj?

[Aureity 3,055]

Ah okay, how old are you?

 

Aww, now ya ain't s'pposed ta go 'round askin a lady her age, ya know.

 

...hah, just kiddin'. Ah ain't that old yet.

 

 

 

Why are you a taller Version of me Aj?

 

Err, ah'm a what?

[Kreborn Sparkleheart 78]

Aww, now ya ain't s'pposed ta go 'round askin a lady her age, ya know.

 

...hah, just kiddin'. Ah ain't that old yet.

 

 

 If you could chose between all the apple products in the world or to have zap apples year-round and they won't disappear, what would you chose?

Edited October 13, 2014 by Kreborn Sparkleheart

[Solar prince 40]

I think your awesome me XD

[Aureity 3,055]

 If you could chose between all the apple products in the world or to have zap apples year-round and they won't disappear, what would you chose?

 

Zap-apples, o' course. Ah know ah could always grow whatever sorta apple-related thing ah needed, anyhow. Ain't no trouble.

 

 

 

I think your awesome me XD

 

Err...thank ya kindly, ah suppose? 

Twilight's been messin' with portals again, ah reckon...

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

Why would ah do that? Twilight would kill me, it's hard enough for her ta study without giving the velociraptors more ammunition!

Wait a minute, there are velociraptors in ponyville? 

 

Also, my little brother kind of has a crush on Apple Bloom, so if you see a brown colt with a blonde mane come by, that's him. His name is Jamesinium.

Edited October 20, 2014 by jnormaldude

[Aureity 3,055]

Wait a minute, there are velociraptors in ponyville? 

 

Also, my little brother kind of has a crush on Apple Bloom, so if you see a brown colt with a blonde mane come by, that's him. His name is Jamesinium.

 

Ah oh, shouldn't o' said that. Eenope, keepin' mah mouth shut.

 

And, err...that's cute, ah guess. Maybe ah'll give him a howdy and invite him over ta have dinner with us.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Ah oh, shouldn't o' said that. Eenope, keepin' mah mouth shut.

 

And, err...that's cute, ah guess. Maybe ah'll give him a howdy and invite him over ta have dinner with us.

First off, they've started a relationship, at least, that's what I've heard.

Anyways, I have three questions.

1. What if I told you you're on a TV show for little girls that has launched a fandom of men ages 12-45?

2. Molestia is kind of, loose in Ponyville. I'm just giving you a warning.

and *drum roll*

3. Are you related to Jappleack?

Oh, and Jamesinium's mane is actually maroon.

Edited October 27, 2014 by DiscordedChild

[Magic Note 2,748]

Hi there, Applejack! How's your day going so far today?

[Aureity 3,055]

First off, they've started a relationship, at least, that's what I've heard.

Anyways, I have three questions.

1. What if I told you you're on a TV show for little girls that has launched a fandom of men ages 12-45?

2. Molestia is kind of, loose in Ponyville. I'm just giving you a warning.

and *drum roll*

3. Are you related to Jappleack?

Oh, and Jamesinium's mane is actually maroon.

 

1 - Aww, 'nuff with the TV-show nonsense, ain't nopony gonna fall fer that anyhow.

2 -And that really ain't puttin much respect t'wards her, ya know, callin' her names 'n all that.

3 -Are ya darn serious? Yer comparin' me to a cartoon horse?

Hi there, Applejack! How's your day going so far today?

 

Figure ah'll take a break from the farm ta head to town an' enjoy tonight's NIghtmare Night party. Be a good chance to sell caramel apples, anyhow.

[LightFlicker 91]

Happy NightMare Night AppleJack!!! Any idea what costume you're going to wear? Any word from Princess Luna if she's celebrating this year in Ponyville again?

[Solar prince 40]

Applejack can I have a zap-apple pie?

[Aureity 3,055]

Happy NightMare Night AppleJack!!! Any idea what costume you're going to wear? Any word from Princess Luna if she's celebrating this year in Ponyville again?

 

Applejack the Ripper! Purdy darn scary, if ah do say so mahself. Even got the red splotches 'n all.

Ah dunno all 'bout who's comin' and whatnot, but ah wouldn't be surprised if her Royal Highness herself went 'n showed up.

 

 

 

Applejack can I have a zap-apple pie?

 

Ain't in season, sugarcube. You'll hafta wait a lil' longer.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

1 - Aww, 'nuff with the TV-show nonsense, ain't nopony gonna fall fer that anyhow.

2 -And that really ain't puttin much respect t'wards her, ya know, callin' her names 'n all that.

3 -Are ya darn serious? Yer comparin' me to a cartoon horse?

1. I am actually serious. Why do you think alot of people here have avatars of you and your friends?

3. That's funny.

 

Anyways, what would happen if you were eating an apple, but then Derpy Hooves found the cure to pony-cancer?

[Aureity 3,055]

1. I am actually serious. Why do you think alot of people here have avatars of you and your friends?

3. That's funny.

 

Anyways, what would happen if you were eating an apple, but then Derpy Hooves found the cure to pony-cancer?

 

Cause ah'm popular, course! Maybe not as popular as Dash, or Pinkie, or some o' the others.

 

Hah, nah. Just ribbin' ya. Ah ain't got a clue.

 

And ah dunno why the two would, err, be related? Can't ah just finish mah apple?

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

And ah dunno why the two would, err, be related? Can't ah just finish mah apple?

Yes. Yes you can finish your apple.

 

Anyways, I dare you to go into Lyra's house and tell her that you're secretly a human.

[Aureity 3,055]

Yes. Yes you can finish your apple.

 

Anyways, I dare you to go into Lyra's house and tell her that you're secretly a human.

 

Ah don't think so. Ain't in mah blood to tell a fib like that. Even if 'sjust a prank.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Ah don't think so. Ain't in mah blood to tell a fib like that. Even if 'sjust a prank.

Come on, it's just a small fib, it won't hurt anypony.

[Rethajni 2,557]

Chatterbox: Hello miss Applejack! am a student of Journalism from Canterlot High School i would like an interview with you.

 

how is your family now?

[Aureity 3,055]

Come on, it's just a small fib, it won't hurt anypony.

 

Ah don't think so. Ain't in mah character.

 

Dash'll prob'ly help ya out, ah figure.

 

 

 

 

Chatterbox: Hello miss Applejack! am a student of Journalism from Canterlot High School i would like an interview with you.

 

how is your family now?

 

 

Oh, err...doin' just fine. Sorry, ya caught me off-guard fer a second.

[Brainstorm 4,106]

AJ,

Getting ready for the holidays?

[Rethajni 2,557]

oh i see! i would like to know about your crushes, how do you define your perfect stallion (or mare)?

[galaxysquid 2,122]

Do you think there should be more Applejack emoticons on this site? 

 

Yay or nay? 

[Aureity 3,055]

AJ,

Getting ready for the holidays?

 

Sure thing - gotta harvest all 'em apples 'fore snow sets in.

 

 

 

oh i see! i would like to know about your crushes, how do you define your perfect stallion (or mare)?

 

Err - hold it right there, ain't this gettin' just a tad too personal, now? 

 

 

Do you think there should be more Applejack emoticons on this site? 

 

Yay or nay? 

 

Ah say yea. More ain't anythin' but a good thing.

[Brainstorm 4,106]

 

Sure thing - gotta harvest all 'em apples 'fore snow sets in.

 

Happy Holidays to you, Big Mac, Applebloom, and Granny Smith