Jump to content
Banner by ~ Ice Princess Silky

Ask Applejack!

Aureity

By Aureity, Retired Staff

 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 2.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Aureity
Aureity

Howdy, everypony! Just noticed that my friends had their "ask" threads up, and ah was feelin mighty left out, so here we are! Ah may not be as popular to ya'll as my friends are, but ah'll try my best

Aureity
Aureity

For Celestia's sake, bronies! Are these types of questions all ya guys care about?

Aureity
Aureity

Ah'll say, they nearly swiped our business clean outta our hooves! A big shoutout to mah friends Twilight, Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie and Rarity! Without all of ya'll helping, it wouldn't have been poss

Posted Images

Aureity

Aureity 3,055

  • Author

Ah okay, how old are you?

 

Aww, now ya ain't s'pposed ta go 'round askin a lady her age, ya know.

 

...hah, just kiddin'. Ah ain't that old yet.

 

 

 

Why are you a taller Version of me Aj?

 

Err, ah'm a what?

  • Brohoof 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Kreborn Sparkleheart

Kreborn Sparkleheart 78

(edited)

Aww, now ya ain't s'pposed ta go 'round askin a lady her age, ya know.

 

...hah, just kiddin'. Ah ain't that old yet.

 

 

 If you could chose between all the apple products in the world or to have zap apples year-round and they won't disappear, what would you chose?

Edited by Kreborn Sparkleheart
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Aureity

Aureity 3,055

  • Author

 If you could chose between all the apple products in the world or to have zap apples year-round and they won't disappear, what would you chose?

 

Zap-apples, o' course. Ah know ah could always grow whatever sorta apple-related thing ah needed, anyhow. Ain't no trouble.

 

 

 

I think your awesome me XD

 

Err...thank ya kindly, ah suppose?  :huh:

Twilight's been messin' with portals again, ah reckon...

  • Brohoof 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Braeburn - Gay Horse

Braeburn - Gay Horse 37

(edited)

Why would ah do that? Twilight would kill me, it's hard enough for her ta study without giving the velociraptors more ammunition!

Wait a minute, there are velociraptors in ponyville?  :blink:

 

Also, my little brother kind of has a crush on Apple Bloom, so if you see a brown colt with a blonde mane come by, that's him. His name is Jamesinium.

Edited by jnormaldude
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Aureity

Aureity 3,055

  • Author

Wait a minute, there are velociraptors in ponyville?  :blink:

 

Also, my little brother kind of has a crush on Apple Bloom, so if you see a brown colt with a blonde mane come by, that's him. His name is Jamesinium.

 

Ah oh, shouldn't o' said that. Eenope, keepin' mah mouth shut.

 

And, err...that's cute, ah guess. Maybe ah'll give him a howdy and invite him over ta have dinner with us.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
DiscordedCelestia

DiscordedCelestia 102

(edited)

Ah oh, shouldn't o' said that. Eenope, keepin' mah mouth shut.

 

And, err...that's cute, ah guess. Maybe ah'll give him a howdy and invite him over ta have dinner with us.

First off, they've started a relationship, at least, that's what I've heard.

Anyways, I have three questions.

1. What if I told you you're on a TV show for little girls that has launched a fandom of men ages 12-45?

2. Molestia is kind of, loose in Ponyville. I'm just giving you a warning.

and *drum roll*

3. Are you related to Jappleack?

Oh, and Jamesinium's mane is actually maroon.

Edited by DiscordedChild
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Aureity

Aureity 3,055

  • Author

First off, they've started a relationship, at least, that's what I've heard.

Anyways, I have three questions.

1. What if I told you you're on a TV show for little girls that has launched a fandom of men ages 12-45?

2. Molestia is kind of, loose in Ponyville. I'm just giving you a warning.

and *drum roll*

3. Are you related to Jappleack?

Oh, and Jamesinium's mane is actually maroon.

 

1 - Aww, 'nuff with the TV-show nonsense, ain't nopony gonna fall fer that anyhow.

2 -And that really ain't puttin much respect t'wards her, ya know, callin' her names 'n all that.

3 -Are ya darn serious? Yer comparin' me to a cartoon horse?

Hi there, Applejack! How's your day going so far today?

 

Figure ah'll take a break from the farm ta head to town an' enjoy tonight's NIghtmare Night party. Be a good chance to sell caramel apples, anyhow.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Aureity

Aureity 3,055

  • Author

Happy NightMare Night AppleJack!!! Any idea what costume you're going to wear? Any word from Princess Luna if she's celebrating this year in Ponyville again?

 

Applejack the Ripper! Purdy darn scary, if ah do say so mahself. Even got the red splotches 'n all.

Ah dunno all 'bout who's comin' and whatnot, but ah wouldn't be surprised if her Royal Highness herself went 'n showed up.

 

 

 

Applejack can I have a zap-apple pie?

 

Ain't in season, sugarcube. You'll hafta wait a lil' longer.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
DiscordedCelestia

DiscordedCelestia 102

1 - Aww, 'nuff with the TV-show nonsense, ain't nopony gonna fall fer that anyhow.

2 -And that really ain't puttin much respect t'wards her, ya know, callin' her names 'n all that.

3 -Are ya darn serious? Yer comparin' me to a cartoon horse?

1. I am actually serious. Why do you think alot of people here have avatars of you and your friends?

3. That's funny.

 

Anyways, what would happen if you were eating an apple, but then Derpy Hooves found the cure to pony-cancer?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Aureity

Aureity 3,055

  • Author

1. I am actually serious. Why do you think alot of people here have avatars of you and your friends?

3. That's funny.

 

Anyways, what would happen if you were eating an apple, but then Derpy Hooves found the cure to pony-cancer?

 

Cause ah'm popular, course! Maybe not as popular as Dash, or Pinkie, or some o' the others.

 

Hah, nah. Just ribbin' ya. Ah ain't got a clue.

 

And ah dunno why the two would, err, be related? Can't ah just finish mah apple?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Aureity

Aureity 3,055

  • Author

Yes. Yes you can finish your apple.

 

Anyways, I dare you to go into Lyra's house and tell her that you're secretly a human.

 

Ah don't think so. Ain't in mah blood to tell a fib like that. Even if 'sjust a prank.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Aureity

Aureity 3,055

  • Author

Come on, it's just a small fib, it won't hurt anypony.

 

Ah don't think so. Ain't in mah character.

 

Dash'll prob'ly help ya out, ah figure.

 

 

 

 

Chatterbox: Hello miss Applejack! am a student of Journalism from Canterlot High School i would like an interview with you.

 

how is your family now?

 

 

Oh, err...doin' just fine. Sorry, ya caught me off-guard fer a second.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Aureity

Aureity 3,055

  • Author

AJ,

Getting ready for the holidays?

 

Sure thing - gotta harvest all 'em apples 'fore snow sets in.

 

 

 

oh i see! i would like to know about your crushes, how do you define your perfect stallion (or mare)?

 

Err - hold it right there, ain't this gettin' just a tad too personal, now?  :huh:

 

 

Do you think there should be more Applejack emoticons on this site?  :huh:

 

Yay or nay?  :smug:

 

Ah say yea. More ain't anythin' but a good thing.

  • Brohoof 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Join the herd!

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...