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Here's what a TV looks like on Earth:

 

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Erm, alrighty. So what's it do? It don't look like it could harvest too many apples ta me.

 

...Yeah, that's what they looked like 30 years ago.

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THAT's a tv.

 

And applejack, don't try to tell me you ponies don't have those. I've seen things with screens in your world.

 

And lastly, I was joking about the chocolate milk. The explosion was actually in Twilight's house.

 

Well, we don't. Sweet Apple Acres runs on a hundred-percent hoof power. We don't need no fancy gadgets ta do our work.

 

And that's good ta hear. Wait, what?

 

Yea I don't think so! The cutie mark crusaders is stupid and I am to smart for that!

 

Hey, hold your horses. That's a tad mean. They're the nicest fillies ya will ever meet.

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Howdy, everypony! Just noticed that my friends had their "ask" threads up, and ah was feelin mighty left out, so here we are! Ah may not be as popular to ya'll as my friends are, but ah'll try my best

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For Celestia's sake, bronies! Are these types of questions all ya guys care about?

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Ah'll say, they nearly swiped our business clean outta our hooves! A big shoutout to mah friends Twilight, Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie and Rarity! Without all of ya'll helping, it wouldn't have been poss

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Erm, alrighty. So what's it do? It don't look like it could harvest too many apples ta me.

 

 

 

Well, we don't. Sweet Apple Acres runs on a hundred-percent hoof power. We don't need no fancy gadgets ta do our work.

 

And that's good ta hear. Wait, what?

 

 

 

Hey, hold your horses. That's a tad mean. They're the nicest fillies ya will ever meet.

 

Well, you just turn it on and... *turns the knob, but it comes off* Aw hayfeathers. I guess its no more than an antique, AJ. :blink:

 

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Couple of questions. What kinda music do you prefer to listen to? Anyplace in the world that you would absolutely love to go on for vacation? What qualities do you look for in a stallion that catches your eye?

Gotta learn stuff through denial and error.

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Yea that's true! I'm sorry for saying that! I just hope that Applebloom didn't hear what I said?

 

*sigh* Ah won't tell her.

 

Well, you just turn it on and... *turns the knob, but it comes off* Aw hayfeathers. I guess its no more than an antique, AJ. :blink:

 

So...it's useless?

 

Couple of questions. What kinda music do you prefer to listen to? Anyplace in the world that you would absolutely love to go on for vacation? What qualities do you look for in a stallion that catches your eye?

 

Country, Fillydelphia Beach, and down-ta-earth hard work.

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Maybe a bit later. Ah'm still sore - Dash challenged me to another race just yesterday.

 

 

 

At least ya ain't tiny. ._.

 

 

 

*shrug* Don't hold your breath.

 

 

 

 

You're kidding me, right? Please for the love o' Celestia, tell me you're kiddin'.

 

well anyway it looks like the holy titans are real. too bad i am going to have to eat one of them.

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APPLES OVER GOD

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*as Big Mac* E'yup. Definitely useless. No wonder the shop owner gave me a piece of junk for a hefty price... http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

Heh, heh. Don't trust them there fancy gadgets. Down ta earth hoof labor is where it's at.

 

Thank you! Applejack watch this! *leaves for a bit then comes back looking like Applejack* how you like that I can look just like you?

 

...ya forgot the cutie mark, sugarcube.

 

Well, you'll find all of that in me ;) l0l

 

;)

 

well anyway it looks like the holy titans are real. too bad i am going to have to eat one of them.

 

*confused*

Alrighty then...

 

AJ, that one's a phoney pony.

You know Ah'd never say somethin' so mean about lil' Bloom.

 

These bronies here sure like ta irritate the Ponyville citizens, don't they? :huh:

 

(OOC: Yes, I know it's from GT5, but hey, I always keep it fictionalized, judging by the image I made last night. :P)

 

Hey Applejack. Notice anything familiar? :blink:

 

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Yeah, ah see Twilight and Rainbow in that picture. *They're* familiar.

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Heh, heh. Don't trust them there fancy gadgets. Down ta earth hoof labor is where it's at.

 

 

 

...ya forgot the cutie mark, sugarcube.

 

 

 

;)

 

 

 

*confused*

Alrighty then...

 

 

 

These bronies here sure like ta irritate the Ponyville citizens, don't they? :huh:

 

 

 

Yeah, ah see Twilight and Rainbow in that picture. *They're* familiar.

 

Yup. And looking at RD, she looks pretty jealous about that machine. :wacko:

 

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I got Big Mac with my little trick! I got him to think that I was you! It was hilarious!

 

*rolls eyes*

Great, now that's another thing ah have ta worry about. Galdarn impersonations.

 

 

Yup. And looking at RD, she looks pretty jealous about that machine. :wacko:

 

Try showin' it ta her, and see what she thinks.

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*comes up to Applejack as Applebloom* hi Applejack! How's it goin'?

 

Ain't ya supposed ta be crusadin' with your friends?

 

It's been toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long since I've been here. I forget what mah first question was :huh:. Anyways, I have a new one?

 

Can you send me some cider :blush:?

 

*rolls eyes*

 

Here ya go, don't knock yourself out, alright? :P

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tricked ya I'm not really Applebloom!

 

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AJ when are you gonna meet some nice fella?

 

Not anytime soon, ah reckon. Y'know how backlogged ah am.

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