Ask Applejack!

[Aureity 3,055]

  On 2012-08-15 at 12:23 PM, 'Jon the VGNerd' said:

Here's what a TV looks like on Earth:

 

 

Erm, alrighty. So what's it do? It don't look like it could harvest too many apples ta me.

 

  On 2012-08-15 at 2:02 PM, 'Discord: Master of Chaos' said:

...Yeah, that's what they looked like 30 years ago.

THAT's a tv.

 

And applejack, don't try to tell me you ponies don't have those. I've seen things with screens in your world.

 

And lastly, I was joking about the chocolate milk. The explosion was actually in Twilight's house.

 

Well, we don't. Sweet Apple Acres runs on a hundred-percent hoof power. We don't need no fancy gadgets ta do our work.

 

And that's good ta hear. Wait, what?

 

  On 2012-08-15 at 2:06 PM, 'Mikejr6692' said:

Yea I don't think so! The cutie mark crusaders is stupid and I am to smart for that!

 

Hey, hold your horses. That's a tad mean. They're the nicest fillies ya will ever meet.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Yea that's true! I'm sorry for saying that! I just hope that Applebloom didn't hear what I said?

Edited August 16, 2012 by Mikejr6692

[Jon the VGNerd 887]

  On 2012-08-16 at 2:34 PM, 'Aureity' said:

Erm, alrighty. So what's it do? It don't look like it could harvest too many apples ta me.

 

 

 

Well, we don't. Sweet Apple Acres runs on a hundred-percent hoof power. We don't need no fancy gadgets ta do our work.

 

And that's good ta hear. Wait, what?

 

 

 

Hey, hold your horses. That's a tad mean. They're the nicest fillies ya will ever meet.

 

Well, you just turn it on and... *turns the knob, but it comes off* Aw hayfeathers. I guess its no more than an antique, AJ.

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

Couple of questions. What kinda music do you prefer to listen to? Anyplace in the world that you would absolutely love to go on for vacation? What qualities do you look for in a stallion that catches your eye?

[Aureity 3,055]

  On 2012-08-16 at 2:47 PM, 'Mikejr6692' said:

Yea that's true! I'm sorry for saying that! I just hope that Applebloom didn't hear what I said?

 

*sigh* Ah won't tell her.

 

  On 2012-08-16 at 3:44 PM, 'Jon the VGNerd' said:

Well, you just turn it on and... *turns the knob, but it comes off* Aw hayfeathers. I guess its no more than an antique, AJ.

 

So...it's useless?

 

  On 2012-08-17 at 5:56 AM, 'La Li Lu Le Lo' said:

Couple of questions. What kinda music do you prefer to listen to? Anyplace in the world that you would absolutely love to go on for vacation? What qualities do you look for in a stallion that catches your eye?

 

Country, Fillydelphia Beach, and down-ta-earth hard work.

[Jon the VGNerd 887]

  On 2012-08-17 at 3:59 PM, 'Aureity' said:

*sigh* Ah won't tell her.

 

 

 

So...it's useless?

 

 

 

Country, Fillydelphia Beach, and down-ta-earth hard work.

 

*as Big Mac* E'yup. Definitely useless. No wonder the shop owner gave me a piece of junk for a hefty price... http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

[Mysterypony92 581]

Thank you! Applejack watch this! *leaves for a bit then comes back looking like Applejack* how you like that I can look just like you?

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

  On 2012-08-17 at 3:59 PM, 'Aureity' said:

Country, Fillydelphia Beach, and down-ta-earth hard work.

 

Well, you'll find all of that in me l0l

[JappleackWithApples 34]

  On 2012-08-13 at 9:33 PM, 'Aureity' said:

Maybe a bit later. Ah'm still sore - Dash challenged me to another race just yesterday.

 

 

 

At least ya ain't tiny. ._.

 

 

 

*shrug* Don't hold your breath.

 

 

 

 

You're kidding me, right? Please for the love o' Celestia, tell me you're kiddin'.

 

well anyway it looks like the holy titans are real. too bad i am going to have to eat one of them.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

  On 2012-08-17 at 3:59 PM, 'Aureity' said:

*sigh* Ah won't tell her.

 

AJ, that one's a phoney pony.

You know Ah'd never say somethin' so mean about lil' Bloom.

[Jon the VGNerd 887]

(OOC: Yes, I know it's from GT5, but hey, I always keep it fictionalized, judging by the image I made last night. )

 

Hey Applejack. Notice anything familiar?

 

[Aureity 3,055]

  On 2012-08-17 at 4:01 PM, 'Jon the VGNerd' said:

*as Big Mac* E'yup. Definitely useless. No wonder the shop owner gave me a piece of junk for a hefty price... http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

Heh, heh. Don't trust them there fancy gadgets. Down ta earth hoof labor is where it's at.

 

  On 2012-08-17 at 4:08 PM, 'Mikejr6692' said:

Thank you! Applejack watch this! *leaves for a bit then comes back looking like Applejack* how you like that I can look just like you?

 

...ya forgot the cutie mark, sugarcube.

 

  On 2012-08-17 at 4:40 PM, 'La Li Lu Le Lo' said:

Well, you'll find all of that in me l0l

 

 

  On 2012-08-17 at 7:37 PM, 'JappleackWithApples' said:

well anyway it looks like the holy titans are real. too bad i am going to have to eat one of them.

 

*confused*

Alrighty then...

 

  On 2012-08-18 at 6:28 AM, 'Blue' said:

AJ, that one's a phoney pony.

You know Ah'd never say somethin' so mean about lil' Bloom.

 

These bronies here sure like ta irritate the Ponyville citizens, don't they?

 

  On 2012-08-18 at 7:39 PM, 'Jon the VGNerd' said:

(OOC: Yes, I know it's from GT5, but hey, I always keep it fictionalized, judging by the image I made last night. )

 

Hey Applejack. Notice anything familiar?

 

 

Yeah, ah see Twilight and Rainbow in that picture. *They're* familiar.

Edited August 19, 2012 by Aureity

[Mysterypony92 581]

I got Big Mac with my little trick! I got him to think that I was you! It was hilarious!

[Jon the VGNerd 887]

  On 2012-08-19 at 11:47 AM, 'Aureity' said:

Heh, heh. Don't trust them there fancy gadgets. Down ta earth hoof labor is where it's at.

 

 

 

...ya forgot the cutie mark, sugarcube.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*confused*

Alrighty then...

 

 

 

These bronies here sure like ta irritate the Ponyville citizens, don't they?

 

 

 

Yeah, ah see Twilight and Rainbow in that picture. *They're* familiar.

 

Yup. And looking at RD, she looks pretty jealous about that machine.

[Aureity 3,055]

  On 2012-08-19 at 3:15 PM, 'Mikejr6692' said:

I got Big Mac with my little trick! I got him to think that I was you! It was hilarious!

 

*rolls eyes*

Great, now that's another thing ah have ta worry about. Galdarn impersonations.

 

 

  On 2012-08-20 at 1:35 AM, 'Jon the VGNerd' said:

Yup. And looking at RD, she looks pretty jealous about that machine.

 

Try showin' it ta her, and see what she thinks.

[Mysterypony92 581]

*comes up to Applejack as Applebloom* hi Applejack! How's it goin'?

[spas-ticShotty 3,586]

It's been toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long since I've been here. I forget what mah first question was . Anyways, I have a new one?

 

Can you send me some cider ?

[Aureity 3,055]

  On 2012-08-20 at 11:45 PM, 'Mikejr6692' said:

*comes up to Applejack as Applebloom* hi Applejack! How's it goin'?

 

Ain't ya supposed ta be crusadin' with your friends?

 

  On 2012-08-21 at 12:03 AM, 'akimBrony' said:

It's been toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long since I've been here. I forget what mah first question was . Anyways, I have a new one?

 

Can you send me some cider ?

 

*rolls eyes*

 

Here ya go, don't knock yourself out, alright?

[Mysterypony92 581]

Uuuh no not really!

[Aureity 3,055]

  On 2012-08-21 at 12:42 AM, 'Mikejr6692' said:

Uuuh no not really!

 

*Shrug* Don't get in trouble again, then.

[Mysterypony92 581]

  On 2012-08-21 at 2:44 PM, 'Aureity' said:

 

 

*Shrug* Don't get in trouble again, then.

 

tricked ya I'm not really Applebloom!

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

AJ when are you gonna meet some nice fella?

[Aureity 3,055]

  On 2012-08-21 at 4:29 PM, 'Mikejr6692' said:

tricked ya I'm not really Applebloom!

 

...

 

 

  On 2012-08-21 at 7:07 PM, 'Blue' said:

AJ when are you gonna meet some nice fella?

 

Not anytime soon, ah reckon. Y'know how backlogged ah am.

[Mysterypony92 581]

What you don't like my trick?

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

Awhile ago, When I was 6, I think, my brother told me if you drink about a thousand (I think) gallons of Apple Juice, you will get drunk. Is that true?

Edited August 23, 2012 by La Li Lu Le Lo