Ask Applejack!

[Gikkleslick 41]

All of em?

 

 

Yes, all of them. And what is your reaction to someone shouting that at you?

 

Also, defenitions of the words:

 

F**k = Sex, although it's commonly used non-sexually as an exclamation.

Bugger = A british insult.

Arse = Butt, not usually used as an exclamation.

[Rather Tired 2]

How do you feel about many ponies using buck as a substitute for ****? Does it make you feel like your job is being insulted?

[Aureity 3,055]

How is Apple Bloom doing?

 

She's doin fine! Be better if ah could figure out where she went, though.

 

Would you happen to have a rasp I could borrow?

 

Nah, sorry.

 

Yes, all of them. And what is your reaction to someone shouting that at you?

 

Also, defenitions of the words:

 

F**k = Sex, although it's commonly used non-sexually as an exclamation.

Bugger = A british insult.

Arse = Butt, not usually used as an exclamation.

 

Now why the hay would anypony do somethin' like that?

 

How do you feel about many ponies using buck as a substitute for ****? Does it make you feel like your job is being insulted?

 

Nah, ah'm not sensitive enough ta let somethin' like that phase me!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

well it time for me to save the world. twlight is going on about planes disapraing or something...things that them sceinsts know...well i hope i can come back here safely...

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Since Ponyville is temperate, I venture to guess that wild blackberries must really be a pest on the edge of your farm.

[Gikkleslick 41]

Now why the hay would anypony do somethin' like that?

 

Maybe becaus ethey were angry?

Now just answer the freaking question.

[Aureity 3,055]

well it time for me to save the world. twlight is going on about planes disapraing or something...things that them sceinsts know...well i hope i can come back here safely...

 

Erm, alrighty...

 

Since Ponyville is temperate, I venture to guess that wild blackberries must really be a pest on the edge of your farm.

 

Eenope! We don't get any of em near our farm! Not enough, anyway.

 

Maybe becaus ethey were angry?

Now just answer the freaking question.

 

Ah forgot the question.

 

 

 

 

 

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

'Cause them blackberries are persistent buggers that grow thick thorny vines that like to choke basically anything they can grow near or around, and they get really big too.

Not that the berries are any bad, they're just as good as any. The behaviors of the plant itself is the bastard.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Erm, alrighty...

 

 

 

Eenope! We don't get any of em near our farm! Not enough, anyway.

 

 

 

Ah forgot the question.

 

 

 

 

 

 

i just came back...i saw the most horrible thing...it was a apple monster...it was going to eat me...gosh now i know what an apple feels...

[ZomBrony 347]

As most should know I haven't been active on here for quite a while and I don't mean to sound rude, but I'm kinda bored so I decided I'd go on a post spree. I figured I'd start in the Ask a Pony thread since I think I was most active in these in Cloudsdale and I'm asking everyone the same generic question. How have you been doing?

[Gikkleslick 41]

Ah forgot the question.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay, AppleTroll, forget it. I'll just ask my generic question.

 

How would you react if I threw a rock at you while you were working?

[Mersander 55]

Applejack, what happened to your parents?D:

[Aureity 3,055]

'Cause them blackberries are persistent buggers that grow thick thorny vines that like to choke basically anything they can grow near or around, and they get really big too.

Not that the berries are any bad, they're just as good as any. The behaviors of the plant itself is the bastard.

 

Ah'll keep an eye out for those no-good varmints alrighty.

 

 

i just came back...i saw the most horrible thing...it was a apple monster...it was going to eat me...gosh now i know what an apple feels...

 

An, er, apple monster...?

The hay...?

 

As most should know I haven't been active on here for quite a while and I don't mean to sound rude, but I'm kinda bored so I decided I'd go on a post spree. I figured I'd start in the Ask a Pony thread since I think I was most active in these in Cloudsdale and I'm asking everyone the same generic question. How have you been doing?

 

Ah've been doin' quite well, and it's nice ta see ya back!

 

 

Okay, AppleTroll, forget it. I'll just ask my generic question.

 

How would you react if I threw a rock at you while you were working?

 

Ah'd buck that rock right back at ya. And twenty more ta boot.

 

 

Applejack, what happened to your parents?D:

 

They're still doin' fine, back where Mac and ah left em.

Ah haven't got much mail from em anymore, though...

[Gikkleslick 41]

Ah'd buck that rock back at ya. And twenty more ta boot.

Eh, I'm in enough trouble already, with Rainbow Dash after me and all. I think I'm gonna stop causing trouble for now. Can I buy an apple?*Throws rock behind me, which somehow hits rainbow without me knowing*

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Ah'll keep an eye out for those no-good varmints alrighty.

 

 

 

 

An, er, apple monster...?

The hay...?

 

 

 

Ah've been doin' quite well, and it's nice ta see ya back!

 

 

 

Ah'd buck that rock right back at ya. And twenty more ta boot.

 

 

 

 

They're still doin' fine, back where Mac and ah left em.

Ah haven't got much mail from em anymore, though...

 

 

 

just take a look for yourself.

 

 

[Aureity 3,055]

Eh, I'm in enough trouble already, with Rainbow Dash after me and all. I think I'm gonna stop causing trouble for now. Can I buy an apple?*Throws rock behind me, which somehow hits rainbow without me knowing*

 

Erm, here. Just take it, on the house. Long as ya don't start buckin' those rocks at me.

 

just take a look for yourself.

 

 

 

That looks like somethin outta a nightmare. Ya sure ya ain't dreaming?

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Erm, here. Just take it, on the house. Long as ya don't start buckin' those rocks at me.

 

 

 

That looks like somethin outta a nightmare. Ya sure ya ain't dreaming?

 

you can ask twlight...she may have the answers...still i may have the feeling it may related to the story you told applebloom...something about the titans...

[Gikkleslick 41]

Erm, here. Just take it, on the house. Long as ya don't start buckin' those rocks at me.

 

Thanks. *Bites apple* And I wasn't gonna throw a rock at you anyway.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Good Day Miss Apple.

I'm here on behalf of the Ministry of Agriculture and I would just like to congratulate you.

Have a wonderful day, Miss Apple.

[Aureity 3,055]

you can ask twlight...she may have the answers...still i may have the feeling it may related to the story you told applebloom...something about the titans...

 

Ah'd rather not give mah lil sister nightmares.

 

Thanks. *Bites apple* And I wasn't gonna throw a rock at you anyway.

 

Sure...don't think ah don't know what ya've been doin' to Dash...

 

Good Day Miss Apple.

I'm here on behalf of the Ministry of Agriculture and I would just like to congratulate you.

Have a wonderful day, Miss Apple.

 

Why thank ya, mister, erm, ministry-of-agriculture pony! This means a lot ta me and mah family, and we'll shure do our best ta keep our orchards in tip-top shape!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

yeah i think it is best that applebloom dont get involved...i already lost one sister.

[Aureity 3,055]

yeah i think it is best that applebloom dont get involved...i already lost one sister.

 

Aw, that's sad ta hear.

[null123456 759]

Did you hear about Big Mac fighting Prince Blueblood?

Edited June 22, 2012 by Calirolls

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

We've seen them rap-battle.

Let's see them fight, hoof against hoof.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Aw, that's sad ta hear.

 

yeah...let me tell ya...being crushed by discord is not a way to go...