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Snails can be either a mommy or a daddy.

 

Linux Rules the world, It just doesn't rule in the Desktop arena.

 

NASA only used kilobytes to reach the moon, today we got gigabytes. Embarrassing right?

 

Keyboards now are more powerful than the Tech they used to launch Apollo 13 to the moon.


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Random facts? Don't mind if I do

  • A catfishes body is covered in taste receptors
  • The infamous phrase "I took an arrow to the knee" is actually an old Norse slang term for getting married.
  • An otter's skin will never get wet.
  • The earth has a larger circumference around the equator than it does around the poles.
  • female mosquitoes are the only ones to drink blood. The males are pretty cool.
  • The is the most common word in the English language, and E is the most common letter.
  • Shakespeare added more than 1700 words to the English language.
  • Not all infinities are equal. There are an infinite amount of numbers between one and two, and an infinite amount between one and ten.
  • Many people refer to the English used in the King James bible and Shakespeare as old English. It is actually early modern English.
  • It was popular in ancient Egypt for women to shave their heads, and wear wigs instead.
  • The United States was never the most obese nation on earth. The tiny island nation of Nauru has a ninety five percent obesity rate. Behind it are Micronesia, The Cook Islands, Tonga, Nieu, Samoa, and Palau. the United States comes in at eight.
  • It is still not completely understood why we need to sleep, or what exactly goes on during the process.
  • Silver is one of the best conductors of electricity.
  • Astronauts used to use silly putty as an adhesive during missions.
  • It is a myth that NASA spent millions on developing a pen to write in space while the Russians used pencils. The Russians also developed a pen capable of writing in space. Pencils create dust and debris that can be hazardous in a zero G environment, so both sides wanted to get rid of them.

Okay that's enough......for now.

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It rains diamonds on Jupiter.

 

Carbon from the lower layers of the planet are sucked upwards by Jupiter's ridiculously powerful storms, and as it falls again, the atmospheric pressure and overwhelming gravity of Jupiter compress the Carbon into diamonds. For comparison, such conditions are found her on earth only at some of the deepest, hottest levels of our planet's crust.

 

Another fact about Jupiter is that it's largest storm - the Great Red Spot - is a hurricane that could cover 3 earths.

 

It's been raging since Galeleio Galelei discovered it, over 200 years ago.

 

Also, Jupiter's moon Io is so volcanically active that it's turned itself inside-out completely 4 times in it's existence.

 

Man, I love space.


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Google! (Especially good facts are in bold.)

  • Chewing gum while peeling onions will stop you from crying.
  • There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S that there are real ones.
  • The world record for spitting a watermelon seed is 65 feet 4 inches.
  • In the Philippine jungle, the yo-yo was first used as a weapon.
  • Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
  • It is illegal to eat oranges while bathing in California!
  • The average American butt is 14.9 inches long.
  • 60% of electrocutions occur while talking on the telephone during a thunderstorm.
  • 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
  • The average North American will eat 35,000 cookies during their life span.
  • Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.
  • Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg’s Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation.
  • Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7
  • Coca-Cola was originally green.
  • The average person will accidentally eat just under 0.4 kilograms (just under 1 pound) of insects every year.
  • Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
  • Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear any pants.
  • A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.
  • 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
  • If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
  • Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. (Oh no!)
  • People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.
  • Every day more money is printed for monopoly than the US Treasury.

Meh. That's enough.


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Sesquipedalophobia (or Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia) is a fear of long words. 

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Sableye is best... whatever he is, diamond demon thing. He's still awesome. 


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Fact! Pinkie pie is pink
Fact! Rainbow Dash can fly
Fact! Isaac Clark is a badass

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-Gaming Facts-

Did you know that Megaman wasn't going to be called Megaman or Rockman? He was going to be originally called Rainbow man because how he changed colors with each new skill he gained.

Mario is a furry...

Sonic the hedgehogs shoes were designed to these inspirations.(Santa clause, and Micheal jackson's shoes.)

Some Kirby level's in some platformer games were designed after naked women.

Starfox - Has a dark secret~ Have you ever noticed how the entire star fox team has metal/robotic legs? This is actually believed because they had their legs amputated to withstand the pressure of G-Force. Most fighter poilets wear very tight clothing on the legs to prevent blood rushing to the head from the intensity of G-force.

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Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.

...Isn't it Karaoke? (High chances to put this in my sig. :P)

 

-Well, when you hold money, your hand later smell metal, right? The smell does not come from the money, it comes from your skin.

 

-Mercury (Dat small planet) turn around the sun at the speed of 48km per second (28.8 miles per second...)

 

-The shark is the only fish that can blink.

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Did you know....

-Yoda's home planet has only been revealed once and then was quickly stricken from the canon

-Male humans are capable of nursing under special instances

-a horse can not see directly in front of itself

-when Gustave Eiffel had finally finished the Statue of Liberty, it was the tallest man-man structure on Earth? He then built the Eiffel Tower for the World Fair taking place in Paris to bring the record home

-the average human farts roughly 15 times a day

-Tim Curry was once removed from the audience of The Rocky Horror Picture Show because a cast member thought he was an impersonator of himself

-it takes about 1200 pounds of force to break the human femur

-there are 3 chickens to every human

-lightning can strike 1 mile outside a thunderhead

-all salamanders are poisonous

-the Bill of Rights were added to the US Constitution in order to get the states to ratify it


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SIMPLE PLAN FACTS: Jeff used to be a guitar teacher,  Pierre was throwing up in the bathroom just before the video shoot for "I'm Just A Kid", Seb takes pleasure of other people's misfortune, Pierre's previous job was a chef in a barbecue chicken restaurant.


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Okay then, did you know that the Wonderbolts off of MLP are actually based off of the Blue Angels! 


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Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you.

 

Well that's a thing.  :blink: 

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Sableye is best... whatever he is, diamond demon thing. He's still awesome. 


(I know he's a Pokemon, psh)

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Having a smart phone does not make you smart

 

Red bull does not give you wings

 

Rich people have alot of money

 

The Rock isnt actually a rock

 

Albert Einstien was alive before he died

 

In 1945, a boy went into a forest and saw alot of trees

 

You can't acutally smell what The Rock is cooking

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I read somewhere that no matter how long you've actually lived, no part of your body is older than 10 years. So at any given point in time, the oldest you really are is ten years old. 

 

I might be wrong on that since I'm going from memory here and I read the article a long time ago so I'm not gonna go looking for it again. So if you repeat this, you didn't hear it from me lol

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Here are a few I know.

-The reason a toast is called a toast so that in ancient times, Greeks would but bits of toast in their cups.

-Lobsters and Jellyfish are biologically immortal. They will not die unless they are killed.

-King Arthur was in fact a real person. The Knights of the Round Table are somewhat fabricated.

-The grass skirt did not originate from Hawaii, it was imported from the Gilbert Islands by King Kalakaua of Hawaii.

-The Royal Composer in the court of France's King Louis XII wrote a work of music that contained only one note, so that the king could easily sing it.

-In the 1918 film Tarzan, Elmo Lincoln actually stabbed a lion to death on screen when it attacked him on set.

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