Guest December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 (edited) What the title says.What kind of quotes come from you, that are a bit weird.Mine is actually my signature. Waiter"How would you like to have your steak?" Me: "Mostly dead" He then proceeded to look at me funny untill i realized, that that was not the answer he had wanted. I have a LOT of quotes like that, but this one is the most rescent one. ("The patients, that scream are fine, dont worry about em." -me at medical training "This should burn nicely." -me before i get my body hair removed by a propane fireball "I DONT BUY STUFF, THAT DOESNT HAVE A WARNING LABEL ON IT" -me at the home improvement store "The worst part about archery is getting rid of the bodies" - me at a childrens camp, where i was helping out at the archery course. And so on and on. I say and do alot of things, that are considered weird. I just see them as my occasional brainfart.) Edited December 24, 2013 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
)O( Scarlet )O( 1,259 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 When I was little I once said "You're pushing my leg" instead of "you're pulling my leg" since then my family has never let me forget it. Umm... there's probably more but I forgot.. 1 (Avatar art done by and Signature art done by @Guardian Braveheart (Aka my little brother), Avatar and Signature done by myself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 "Just imagine, like.. if God wasn't real." - Me inside a church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS Patches 138 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 I don't care what proof you have i did not fall asleep on the toilet - TrillbianKnight (after falling asleep on a toilet) *copyright 2013* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDontExistAnymore 74 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 I just realized how normal I am. DAMNIT SOMEONE TALK TO ME SO I CAN SPEAK IN THE LANGUAGE OF WEIRD! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarts 1,622 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 "Austin, I swear if you don't stop touching me, I will obliterate you and offer your remains to the overlord." He knew it was in good fun though. I say bizarre stuff like that all the time. IF is best girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMQuickfireTK 751 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 "install gentoo" I got others... 2 I'll be on the #! forums if you want me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc. Volt 2,561 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 times ago i said to a friend of mine "damn it boy! this stuff runs on biphase current not trhiphase! you don't need a capacitor".... he almost cried laughting... biphase current? to much wine Doc... it's monophase... also when i was at shooting center i killed a pigeon instead of the target... behind me there were th owner (i didn't know this, i was still watchin in the scope) he said "nice shoot" "that bloody comunist scum is dead eheheh" "well... i'm comunist too" i turned to see him... damn it.. i had to clean all the blood of the pigeon Red cross voluntier:""The first to arrive,The last to leave" Proud member of the Code3 Bronies! My OC page, click here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlight 7,286 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 This is going to be long: ">drink responsibly >how about no" "OMG HE COULD BE DATING A PONY LIKE" "........praise Lord Gaben" "i'm fucking mashed rite now" "white people tried to warn u..." "my routine is: sleep for 4 hours, then 10, then 6, then 5, and then I=Dont=Even=Fucking=waana=Kno" There's way too much more for me to type, all of this was when I was talking to a forum friend....you know who you are... 2 matching setups with my bff pathfinder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLPForums Phanact 1,374 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 This is going to be long: ">drink responsibly >how about no" "OMG HE COULD BE DATING A PONY LIKE" "........praise Lord Gaben" "i'm fucking mashed rite now" "white people tried to warn u..." "my routine is: sleep for 4 hours, then 10, then 6, then 5, and then I=Dont=Even=Fucking=waana=Kno" There's way too much more for me to type, all of this was when I was talking to a forum friend....you know who you are... OH HAI! >Such is mashed, many mashed. Weirdest thing I've said/done is the whole "I'm Satan" thing that I keep doing on here and on steam with Wheatley xD BITCHES BETTER BOW DOWN TO MY SATANIC RED ASS 2 let's love for me and lets love loud and let's love now cause soon enough we'll die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurr 449 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 Them: Guess who's birthday it is? (They really like this guy but they aren't going out yet) Them: It's someone I really love! Me: That guy you like? Them: (laughs awkwardly) no, it's my favorite celebrities birthday! I don't care what pony you like because I like everypony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks 10,816 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 "I wonder what would happen if the entire water supply of Washington DC was replaced with vodka?" I once said "play ball" after they said the pledge of allegiance at this one Earth Day event (I once played Little League baseball so it was a force of habit) *me in my World Cultures class a few years ago* Another Student: Why are some people in Turkey light skinned and some dark skinned? Me: Because you have light meat and you have dark meat, why do you think they call it Turkey? *Inazuma and I talking about Pakku marrying Katara and Sokka's grandma in Avatar the Last Airbender* Me: They must have had quite the interesting honeymoon Inazuma: *busts out laughing* dude, you sick bastard. 2 Rarity Get's Cockroaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceestarz 5,764 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 Me and my sister have gotten into the habit of saying Dreedle Lee and Drasnookoo. People always stare at us like we're really stupid, especially the exaggerated and loud way we say it makes us look like a bunch of weirdos. DREEEEDLE LEE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onylex 2,837 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 1.- "Shut the f*** up and get your dick in the dirt soldier!" 2.- "Dude WTF it smells like a wet dog in heat!" *Eating hushpuppies* *Finishs off the last three and wants more* 3.- "Mother, may I have more shut up puppies?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrashy 2,800 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 There's one I really want to share, but it's totally inappropriate. Anyway, here's a handful: "Do you think midgets are buried in little coffins, or regular sized ones?" (A random but honest query) "Setzer looks cool with scars. Even though his name is Setzer, which makes him a moron." (On Setzer from Final Fantasy VI) "Sorry, I didn't mean to become evil...it just kinda happened." (On corrupting my little sis's character in Fable) "That tickles me. That tickles me in a way that, if Loretta were to tickle me in that way, I'd say 'Oh, yeah. That's nice.'" (Stolen from Family Guy, for whenever my little sis says something that 'tickles' me.) "Well, that just perms my hair!" (Stolen from NC, but applicable since I have amazing hair) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Pea 2,682 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 Teacher: I am pregnant.Me: Hehe she just had sex... 4 ℓ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥υ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 "How much hot does the sun get?" "Do you think when dogs bark, it feels good for their throats?" "Iwubbyababby" Pronouced like " Awe wub ya babby" That's how I say I love you to my bf. I'll edit when i think of more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lateon 589 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 - When a friend visits our townhouse while we were playing vidya games gets out a box with a whole bunch of Kit Kats, Hershey's, and Reese's, he instantly hands me some Reese's. I say to all: "He knows." - "I'm comin' in cold!" - "K, I got this. WRBPBPBPBPBLLPLBPBPL" - "I am the blastiest person here!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painted Lattice 131 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 (edited) The weirdest things I've said were while drunk... My friend let me stay over because I was too drunk and she said that before I fell asleep I couldn't stop screaming about "the bees." Then after I fell asleep, I woke back up some and started to whine, "It hurts, it huuuuurts" because I had a bad sunburn at the time. I don't say typical dumb drunk stuff as much as I do weird, random stuff... I'll try to think of more. edit: Oh! Once (I wasn't drunk) I accidentally asked my mom to "shit down the computer." (Instead of shut down.) Edited December 24, 2013 by PaintedLattice 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Giver 1,063 December 25, 2013 Share December 25, 2013 There are a lot of things that I say that are wierd... IRL... most are NSFW (Not Safe For Woona)... I blame xbox live... By:Paradigm-Zero Been a brony since Oct. 28 2011 (On year four)"I'm a member of the old guard."- Life Giver "If tears had flavor ones of joy would taste sweet while ones of sorrow would taste sour."- Life Giver "My only purpose is to serve the holy light. "-Life Giver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissShiningStar 33 December 25, 2013 Share December 25, 2013 "Outta my way, you nematodes!!!!!!!!!!!" I'm weird....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 December 25, 2013 Share December 25, 2013 "Hey guys, have to AFK... My water heater might explode..." Me explaining to my friends why I had to leave a ranked match of CS:GO "The experiment went well, but there was a distinct lack of napalm..." Me in physics class after our kinetic dispersal lab. "This class is pants, why am i taking it?" Me on Calculus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lateon 589 December 25, 2013 Share December 25, 2013 "Outta my way, you nematodes!!!!!!!!!!!" Ain't nothin' wrong with some SpongeBob (I hope that was the origin). Why, I started about 10 people yelling "I ALWAYS HATED IT!" by imitating the ancient lady from the chocolate episode when we were all in line to get chocolate ice cream at the dining hall one evening. Oh, that reminds me... - "CHOCOLAAAAATE!!!! CHOCOLAAAAATE!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloggobbler 31 December 25, 2013 Share December 25, 2013 (edited) +-------------------------+ Edited May 14, 2021 by Sloggobbler want to delete my decade-old profile for privacy reasons but can't Viddy Well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caramba2654 602 December 25, 2013 Share December 25, 2013 *At class, teacher was showing a painting and talking about social stuff like racism and poverty* Friend: But it could be considered racist. I mean, the woman in the painting is white, and... Me (interrupting loudly): OF COURSE SHE'S WHITE! SHE HAS TO BE SOME COLOR! WHAT WOULD SHE BE? TRANSPARENT? 2 I won't be a complete brony until I get a Thunderlane plushie and go to a convention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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