The Give-Stormwing-Stupid-Ideas-To-Do-In-A-Hotel Thread

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

make like 400 nic cage masks and cover the ceilings of different rooms with them

[Deesinn 393]

Grab all of the condiments you possibly can, like mayo, ketchup, mustard, whatever.  Go to one of the beds, lift up one layer of covers and just drench that son all over.  Then put the covers back on, so when the maids or whatever come in, they'll have the most foul smelling stained sheets to clean.  Make sure it's real thick and slimy. 

[Stormbringer 346]

@@Deesinn,

 

That's beautiful. I want it to be something small. I was really hoping we have some stereotypical Hispanic maid. It'd be great.

 

"Hola, Senor Cage. Housecweaning!" 

[Twilight Circuits 603]

get those glow in the dark stars and stick them to the cieling in day one. You get to enjoy them for the rest of the week, it's unlikly to get noticed, and it could even surprise the next guests. In addition to that textured cielings hide them very well. 

  For good karma that could in fact be fun, collect all the things required to make the room as neat as when you first got there. Leave a nice note the cleaning lady. What hotel is actually going to expect that from a guest? None. Might even make your school look good. Might even be able to mix that in with my previous suggestion.

[Stormbringer 346]

@,

 

>first sensible post here

>considers it

>maybe

>totally doing that

>just because I'm nice

>and i have many other attributes which people on the forums find attractive 

C'mon, guys. I need some ideas. I figured I would get more, with this being in Everfree Forest.

[Delernil 952]

Turn your room into a Communist/conspiracy theory hideout. Tape Apollonoictures to your walls and scribble on them doing thing like linking then with string. Have JFK pictures, Castro pics, 9/11 pics, etc as well. Then have a Soviet flag pinned up above your bed and have little Soviet things everywhere. Leave then there and wait for housecleaning

[Super Derpy 535]

I would recommend having a midnight karaoke contest with the cheesiest songs possible. Also you should use blankets and pillows to make a fake body and hide it under the bed or in a closet and then act really nervous and suspicious the entire week.

[Stormbringer 346]

@@Super Derpy,

 

Glorious, glorious. This is the hotel, I do believe (I could be wrong.):

 

 

[Delernil 952]

YES. PLEASE BECOME A CONSPIRACY THEORIST. GK PRINT ALL THE PICTURES. BE CREEPY.

[Stormbringer 346]

@@Delernil,

 

YOU KNOW

I

I UH

I ACTUALLY WAS ONE FOR A VERY LONG TIME

I

ONCE A THEORIST ALWAYS A THEORIST 

[Delernil 952]

DO IT

 

DO IT NOW

 

PLEASE DO THIS

 

FOR ME

[Stormbringer 346]

@@Delernil,

 

WAIT

 

WHAT AM I DOING? 

 

INSTRUCTIONS ARE UNCLEAR

[Delernil 952]

Make your room into a communist and conspiracy theorist paradise. Tape pictures of Fidel Castro, JFK, Apollo 11, etc and link them with string. Then in red pen and sticky notes make theories, all while having Soviet flags everywhere.

[Stormbringer 346]

@@Delernil,

 

IT'S GONNA HAPPEN

 

I'M TAKING MY IPOD AND JUNK SO

 

UH

 

PICS INBOUND IN MARCH 

[SasQ 1,376]

What about some origami?

 

 

 

 

 

get those glow in the dark stars and stick them to the cieling in day one.

 

Ooor, use phosphoric paint to write a message on the wall in the bedroom, saying: "You're next" :-> (or something similar). When the next visitors turn off the lights, this will scare the shit out of them   

 

Turn your room into a Communist/conspiracy theory hideout. Tape Apollonoictures to your walls and scribble on them doing thing like linking then with string. Have JFK pictures, Castro pics, 9/11 pics, etc as well. Then have a Soviet flag pinned up above your bed and have little Soviet things everywhere. Leave then there and wait for housecleaning

 

This is great!  But it could be dangerous in U.S., since they're freaking out about the terrorists.

 

YES. PLEASE BECOME A CONSPIRACY THEORIST

 

What a strange way to mistype "terrorist" [said Agent Smith from NSA]

 

Here is what you should do in the elevator

 

There are more funny things to do with the elevators  But you need some preparation upfront:

Edited January 16, 2014 by SasQ

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

When you go out, ask the hotel staff to place a framed picture of Groucho Marx on the nightstand before you return, and see if they do it.

[Stormbringer 346]

@@~Chaotic Eddie~, 

 

Putting Groucho Marx glasses on the potato. I like your thinking. Will do. 

[RaptorJaysus 178]

Here's something: eat a lot of curry, beans and mexican the night before, get in the elevator, wait until a few other people are getting in, let a massive fart rip through their nostrils, and get out. A friend of mine did this. It was brilliant.

Edited January 17, 2014 by RaptorJesus

[Stormbringer 346]

@,

 

YES, RAPTOR JESUS. ANYTHING YOU SAY. 

[RaptorJaysus 178]

@,

I'm glad you like the idea. Thank you for your obedience, though it was not necessary.

[Stormbringer 346]

@,

 

Of course it is, Raptor Jesus.

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

Not much is more fun than a good, old-fashioned Nerf war between several guys. All of you should get some Nerf guns, lots of ammo, and have a shootout.

 

 

But do be careful not to break anything or leave the room in a disastrous state.

[Stormbringer 346]

@@Artemis,

 

Sounds really fun! Dunno if we'd be permitted to have those. I can see a whole-hallway nerf war breaking out.

[Stary Dreams 87]

Several ideas :3

 

• Hide in the elevator and ask people who get on what year it is and start babbling like a Time Traveler
• Get small toy ponies and hide them all over the place
• Randomly give palm readings
• Watch people
• Explore the hotel and act all ghost-like

[Stormbringer 346]

 

 

Hide in the elevator and ask people who get on what year it is and start babbling like a Time Traveler

 

DOING THIS.  IT'S HAPPENING AND NOPONY CAN STOP ME.