mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Guest]

Because Mac let him loose again.

 

Why did the Asian cow fall from the sea?

[Znex 936]

 

Was the Moon landing really a hoax?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Wait here; Let me get my telescope...

 

Why do my emotions always become erratic every month?

[Guest]

Because the world is absurd, and with it, humanity.

 

Why is all the rum gone?

[Guest]

Because we are all greedy little ba... Just kidding, we use money because it makes trading for goods more efficient when said goods may not be an actual quantity or the like, it also makes it more fair (in some cases). Just try imagining a barter economy in today's world, then you can see why money is quite helpful.

 

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

[Xievie 498]

Do you mean us or the ponies?

 

If life's answer is 42, what is the answer to Fantasy?

[Guest]

The answer to fantasy is 42x42=fish.

 

Do you mean us or the ponies?

 

I mean

! Edited July 2, 2012 by Guest

[Xievie 498]

You post no question. Therefore, I ninja'd your question >:3

 

Can I has yay?

[Guest]

No, because my question was in the answer! >:-D

 

How much would you pay me for one of these "yays" of which you speak?

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Not even a penny.

 

Cna yuo raed tihs?

[Xievie 498]

on I cnat rdea htat.

 

ow aobut htis?

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Nice try.

 

Y u no good grammer!?!?

[RoboGuy9000 103]

Missingspacekey.

 

 

What number does Gabe Newell have a hard time saying?

Edited July 2, 2012 by RoboGuy9000

[Guest]

It used to be 3, but as this movie shows, he is now capable of saying 3 (to an extent, trololololololololol):

 

 

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Jadefire 2,797]

300 board feet.

 

Why?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Q) Why?

 

A) Why ask why?

 

Q) Spike and Applejack both have to walk to Canterlot (the train broke down). Spike has one stick of candy. Applejack has one apple.

Who gets to Canterlot first?

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Princess Celestia.

 

umadbro?

[The Milkman 186]

 

Why am i like jesus?

[Guest]

Because Jesus was a rockstar, you are a rockstar, you share the same blood of kings man.

 

Why am I a hopeless romantic?

[Whiteshade 1,426]

We can see in the world, what we want to see. - Gouryella^TM

 

Can you list all the DJs you know?

[Jadefire 2,797]

I can, but I don't want to.

 

How is a raven like a writing desk?

[Guest]

Why only Lewis Carroll truly knows.

 

Why does 2+2=5?

Edited July 3, 2012 by Guest

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Because Stalin

 

What is best?

[Guest]

Big Brother is best silly filly.

 

Why do you love Big Brother?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Why do you love Big Brother?

 

Because he is always watching me.

 

Do cats in Equestria get cheeseburgers?