mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Shut up.

 

Can you stop making up lies like that?

[Znex 936]

I don't know, you'll have to ask him

 

Why doesn't gravity work in the opposite direction?

[MatrixChicken 879]

Because science and junk.

 

Why can't I think up good questions???

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Because reasons

 

 

Cereal?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

No thanks. I eat eggs and bacon.

 

Would you like a Breakfast Burrito? Eggs cheese and bacon...YUM! and orange juice?

[~asdf~ 110]

I LOVE breaky burritos! Especially with jalapenos in them!

 

 

Nightfall are you mad that I get to see Lindsey Stirling live today?

[Nightfall 3,950]

I LOVE breaky burritos! Especially with jalapenos in them!

 

 

 

Nightfall are you mad that I get to see Lindsey Stirling live today?

 

Just jealous! If you get to talk to her, tell her I said hi!

 

What did you have/will you have for lunch?

[Bari 7,023]

A bowl of Lucky Charms.

 

What do you have to do to become a knight?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

To become a knight you have to sleep all day long. They called it the dark ages because there were so many knights.

 

I've eaten rattle snake at a state fair once. Served on a stick. pretty good actually.

Would you eat a rattlesnake at a fair with me? I'll buy...and you get a coke with that too. come on, do it!

[Overmare 117]

I'm down.

 

how come 26- cloud.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Because 25 ate 28 puffy.

 

What is the escape velocity of Pinkie Pie?

[Bari 7,023]

22.88 MPH

 

Why must the good die young?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Because they were really asking for it!

 

How come no one ever just shoots James Bond? He escapes all their little death traps.

[Znex 936]

Because then they wouldn't be able to divulge all their plans to him in a long but deliciously evil and vile monologue

 

What is pies multiplied by butts?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Because then they wouldn't be able to divulge all their plans to him in a long but deliciously evil and vile monologue

 

What is pies multiplied by butts?

 

The answer would be simply written as

Pies X butts because both are irrational numbers and cannot be fully expressed.

 

Why do dial tones exist?

[Sks_Burns 730]

so you know when a tone is being dialed.

 

whats green and smells like grass?

[Nightfall 3,950]

Blue paint.

 

What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?

[Znex 936]

Dropbear

 

Why did I come up with that answer?

Edited November 22, 2012 by Znex

[Sks_Burns 730]

because you didnt have a better one.

 

how many dogs does it take to fill up the power of X divided by ice?

[Znex 936]

12 and a third

 

Has anyone seen a real-life ninja before?

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Just out the corner of my eye.

 

Do you feel inspired?

[One 498]

No.

 

Why haven't I been on this since page 62?

[Znex 936]

Because inactivity

 

Why is this vocal cover so awesome?

 

 

[Ivory Moth 19]

Because Luna.

 

 

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

A cord of wood.

 

Everyone loves Luna. Why doesn't she get more airtime?