mega thread Answer the question above you.

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

About half an hour ago.

 

Strangest thing that happened to you today?

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Someone replied with a time when I asked for a location.

 

Which one do you like more: regular or dark chocolate?

[Discovery Dream 592]

Dark chocolate.

 

Why is Bruce Wayne so awesome?

[One 498]

He isn't, you're in denial.

 

Why do things that are less dense then water, float on water; besides an answer that it is less dense or more buoyant.

[Discovery Dream 592]

Because they feel all high and mighty, being smarter than water.

 

Chikorita, Cyndaquil, or Totodile?

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I don't know anything about these new generations...

 

Why is it so dark outside?

Edited December 6, 2012 by Dr_Waveband

[Discovery Dream 592]

The sun got depressed.

 

What is the maximum air velocity of a swallow?

[Znex 936]

I-I don't know that!

-AAAAAAAARGH-

 

What is the capital of Assyria?

[Beat Shock 581]

Trick question! Assyria is the capital!

 

What is the square root of 546?

[The Girl with the Books 57]

23.3666428911 because none of 546's stupid factors are square numbers. <_<  576 (24^2) is such a better number.

 

"Are you happy?" (she said. "Am I what?" he cried. But she was gone - running in the moonlight. Her front door shut gently.)

[Wingnut 6,993]

Yes, I actually AM happy at this moment. 

 

Is there any hope for Buffalo, NY?

[Party Cannon 876]

As long as they have the chicken wings. Football? Meh.

 

Could you get me a Scotch on the rocks please?

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

If you promise not to get drunk.

 

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

[The Girl with the Books 57]

There actually is an empty Grey Puopon container in my parents' car. :/

 

Do you even hoist?

Edited December 7, 2012 by Agent Shih-na

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Not sure what you refer to by hoist...I stew a brace of coneys. I can cook them with taters. whats taters, precious?

 

Will you go to the midnight showing of the Hobbit?

[Party Cannon 876]

No. I am part of to many fandoms as it is.

 

Which is the better invention, the modern toilet or the microwave oven?

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

The toilet

 

Do you think aliens are real?

[Party Cannon 876]

Sure, they cross the border all the time. HEY-OH! (sorry, couldn't resist)

 

What is love?

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

That's like asking why did the chicken cross the road. You'll get a different answer from everyone.

 

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

[One 498]

Because of dental floss.

 

Any questions? (That's my question and an add-on to the irrelevant response of mine)

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

As a matter of fact yes.

 

Have you ever read A Game of Thrones?

[RainbowLuvsU 22]

Unfortunatly no (I'm a terrible person!)

 

Have you ever thrown up in public?

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Nope. I have an iron stomach.

 

Did you pre-order the MLP:FIM first season dvd set?

[Shankveld 4,949]

Nah. That's what I have internet for.

Why am I not having my back rubbed right now?

~

[RainbowLuvsU 22]

Because its past midnight.

 

Why am I not sleeping?