mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Rocco 567]

hmmmm. raising my son, being a good husband, not missing mlp new ep's and guns! lots and lots of guns!

 

 

 

 

what causes a computer (desk top) to make i high frequency squealing noise randomly from time to time and rest constantly?

[FireFox 82]

It depends on where the noise is coming from i.e. internal speaker, speakers connected to your sound card (motherboard or add-on), Hard drive, power supply, various fans etc.  I can help you diagnose the problem in private, if you want.

 

Do men have "biological clocks"?

[Znex 936]

Yes, we do have circadian rhythms No

 

Why is Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby so hard?

[Pony Joe 583]

Because you lack the eye of the tiger.

 

What is the reduced row echelon form for the augmented matrix of the following system?

 

3x + 4y = 2

12z - 15y = 0

-x + 3z = 15

[Znex 936]

Ooh, I know this one! 

[3   4    0][x]       [2]

[0 -15 12][y]  =  [0]

[-1  0    3][z]      [15]

 

or

 

[3]        [4]          [0]         [2]

[0] x + [-15] y +  [12] z =  [0]

[-1]       [0]          [3]         [15]

 

 

What is an octagon, in five words or less?

Edited January 6, 2013 by Znex

[Fresh Meat 115]

An octagon is an Octagon. 

 

 

Dude, where's my car? 

[Znex 936]

Where you left it.

 

Why is it so hot where I am?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

When you're hot your hot. When you're not, your not.

 

If you are King Sombra what background pony would you sacrifice for your dinner?

[Zalgo 593]

Yes.

Hmmm....

 

Bon Bon cause she probably tastes like chocolate ;-;

 

Which fictional character would you like to do your every command?

Edited January 13, 2013 by Zalgo

[UJn92kwC 108]

From House of The Scorpion book, the people with the chips in their brain and who have their tongues ripped out, not sure what called.

 

 

Have you read my question yet? (No, the answer is not 11)

[Zalgo 593]

Yes I read your question.

 

Derp.

 

A giant man eating sock appears in front of you.

 

Wat do?

[Wingnut 6,994]

Take off my shoes so he can see my socks.  He won't eat me if I'm wearing socks...I hope!

 

Will Tom Brady win his fourth Super Bowl ring next month?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

No. and he will cry about it.

 

King Sombra never had any speaking lines in his show. Why is that? Did the producers have to censor his lines at the last minute? Did he speak spells to ensnare bronies and make us his slaves? why? Why? Why?

[Jadefire 2,797]

Sombra's schtick is to instill fear and hatred. Apparently his abilities extend past the fourth wall as well.

 

What was the most recent nightmare you had? (And tells us about it)

[Blinding Light 81]

My mum was accused of murdering me and was put into cryo sleep. I then run up to the chief of police and say that she didn't kill anyone but he says that anyone in cryo sleep has to stay there for 10 years. I cried a ton.

 

When was the last time you pooped your pants.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

So many jokes....honestly I've been good since I graduated toilet training. There are places in the woods where I wouldn't advise leaving the trail however.

 

"Them" is a movie with giant, man-eating ants. "The Beginning of the End" featured giant, man-eating grasshoppers.

"The Night of the Leapus" was about giant, man-eating bunnies.

Whats the next innocent animal to get giant, and threaten mankind with its carnivorous appetite?

[Znex 936]

Giraffe

 

Why do giraffes have such long necks?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Giraffe

 

Why do giraffes have such long necks?

It allows them to reach higher leaves and thus eat more efficiently.

 

To be or not to be?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

to BE.

 

Why would giraffes make good movie monsters?

[Znex 936]

For a number of reasons:

1. They camouflage easily into the savannah

2. They can reach down and chomp a man's head off

For the lolz

 

Why would monkeys make good astronauts?

[UJn92kwC 108]

Because.... SCIENCE

 

Why can't I bite anything without chewing. NO MATTER WHAT!?

[Znex 936]

Because your body doesn't like choking

 

Why is chloroform constantly used as a prop in movies when its actual usage died out years ago because it was somewhat dangerous to use?

[UJn92kwC 108]

Because people are terrible 3xP

 

How many times will I post here?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

He who worries himself of quantity in a message does not receive the satisfaction in considering the quality of it.

 

Why doesn't McDonalds have a cheese cake flavored smoothie?

[Znex 936]

Because it is too awesome

 

What should I ask?

Edited January 14, 2013 by Znex